Victoria’s Secret super model Alessandra Ambrosio is easily one of the loves of my life. If there was a test of beauty, I’m sure she’d rank in the 99th percentile as she’s undoubtedly one of planet Earth’s finest specimens. Needless to say, topless pictures of Alessandra are wicked cool — even if she’s covering up her goods with her arms.
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I might’ve featured her as my Babe of the Week not too long ago, but I figure that if you’re anything like me that you can’t get enough of Candice Swanepoel. Victoria’s Secret models are so my thing and she’s one of the best these days, so enjoy a few more looks at this fine specimen while I imagine filling up all her orifices with my special brew.
My love for Victoria’s Secret models should be fairly well-known by now. Beyond just having the perfect body type somewhere in between your typical super skinny high fashion models and more voluptuous car show types, they tend to be highly exotic. One such girl is the Polish model Anna Jagodzinska.
This 5’10″ beauty has graced the covers of numerous fashion magazines including Vogue and grabbed my attention after catching her walk the runway of a Victoria’s Secret fashion show a few years back. And if she already isn’t a member of your Spank Bank™, it’s about time you make her one.
Full Name: Anna Maria Jagodzinska
Date of Birth: 09/12/1987
Place of Birth: Sierpc, Poland
Residence: New York, NY
Height: 5′ 10″
Weight: 115 lbs
I was just watching Invictus last night and started wondering if Nelson Mandela is pro- or anti-vuvuzela. The shit was pretty annoying and if he’s in pro- them, I wonder if he could’ve made it through his 27 years in prison if they were being blown in his ear the entire time. Yeah, so that’s the kind of stupid stuff that goes through my head when I’m not thinking about sex.
The only reason I’ve even decided to share is that my Babe of the Week, the insanely sexy Victoria’s Secret Super Model Candice Swanepoel, hails from some weird sounding place down in South Africa. Candice pretty much stole the show in tonight’s VS Fashion Show as far as I’m concerned, so I had to put her up on the site after taking care of some business first.
I’m not sure if I’m ready to give her Megan Fox’s crown of sexiest actress alive just yet, but Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in fact replacing Miss Fox as the female lead in the next Transformers movie. And if that’s enough to send her on the path to stardom, she already has a pretty decent modeling resume that includes appearances in Victoria’s Secret and in numerous magazines where she does something that Megan has been too much of a heartless bitch to do — show us her fabulous tittays.
The latter is something that I’m definitely a fan of and as such, I consider it my civic duty to honor her as my Babe of the Week. It’s important to reward actresses, models and celebrities to do nice things like that so more in the future will keep doing it. I’m 100% certain that all of you reading are completely with me on this important agenda.
I generally don’t like naming a girl my Babe of the Week twice, but every now and then one warrants another shout out for her amazing beauty. One such babe is Victoria’s Secret’s cutest lingerie model, Miranda Kerr. One of the reasons that I’m doing this is because she’s probably running out of time because she’ll be 25 in a few days, as her 25th birthday is on “4/20″. As I’m sure you know, it’s downhill for most girls from here on out.
Even more importantly, she’s getting this second nod because she has so many more photos out these days where she’s not wearing anything and you get to see her perky little nipples on her adorably cute squeezy toys that she sports on her chest. I’m most definitely in love and wouldn’t mind giving her a pearl necklace one of these days to accessorize her toys.
It might have been because I had the worst hangover ever, but the first batch of Super Bowl commercials that aired in the 1st quarter and into the 2nd sucked major balls to me. It wasn’t until a string of three straight commercials at some point close to halftime that I actually found any to be funny. These were some of my favorites (in no particular order).
I’m sure it’s debatable to some, but since this is my blog I can claim anything that I want. Therefore I’m just going to proclaim Adriana Lima “The World’s Sexiest Woman” and be done with it. That’s why she was a past Babe of the Week honoree and has been given the title yet again in the new format.
To hammer in this point even further, if I ever rubbed a magical lamp and a genie popped out, my three wishes would be: 1) To have Adriana Lima for the rest of my life. 2) For Adriana Lima to never age. 3) An everlasting erection. Has the severity of my infatuation with this woman sunk in yet?
After some research, I’ve since learned that she’s been a big deal in the fashion industry since the late ’90s. But, truth be told, the lovely Miranda Kerr has been known to me as simply “that new Victoria’s Secret Angel” for much of the past year. For names matter not when you’re dealing with imaginative sexual relationships with women you’ve never once met.
The only reason I even bothered myself with a name was that I felt like making her Babe of the Week and the Google results for “that cute Victoria’s Secret chick that Dave Z jerks it to” didn’t turn up with enough pictures of her. So I found her name and she’s now the Babe of the Week so that’ll hopefully keep the friction going long enough to keep you warm for the holidays.