I won’t be doing anything for April Fool’s just because it’s expected and most things people do these days are pretty dumb. So, if I happen to win the $135 million Mega Millions jackpot tonight, I’ll probably wait until April 2nd to announce that I’m a rich bitch that will be traveling the world to bang out as many different ho’s in each of the world’s 195 different countries. In the meantime, here’s a fool-less update to “Dear Dave” for your reading pleasure. Contact me if you want to be included in future incarnations.

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