TMZ should be bombed for not leaking the uncensored video!
Victoria’s Secret super model Alessandra Ambrosio is easily one of the loves of my life. If there was a test of beauty, I’m sure she’d rank in the 99th percentile as she’s undoubtedly one of planet Earth’s finest specimens. Needless to say, topless pictures of Alessandra are wicked cool — even if she’s covering up her goods with her arms.
I love female breasts. And I’m 99.8% certain that the meaning of life can be found by staring at them long enough. Touching, squeezing, kissing, licking, punching and spooging on them can only help one know that life’s worth living.
For those that share my passion and prefer globes in sizes larger than DD, I’m quite certain that you already know of the British glamour model Sophie Howard. If not, I’m even more certain that you’ll become one of her top fans after seeing her beautiful baps in the photos below. A few of them are NSFW, so it means they’re better than the others.
Full Name: Sophie Howard
Date of Birth: 02/24/1983
Place of Birth: Southport, England
Residence: London, England
Height: 5′ 8″
Weight: 131 lbs
Occupation: Glamour Model
No disrespect to Tom Brokaw, but France has us beat when it comes to hot news anchors. Case in point is the breathtakingly beautiful Mélissa Theuriau who has been featured on all sorts of channels and news programs over there that I’ve never heard of and don’t really care to name.
Despite the fact that she was born in the same decade of me, which makes her about 100 in chick years, she’s still quite pretty and worthy of being my Babe of the Week. Oh, yeah, another plus with this chick is that since she’s French she’s cool with going to those beaches where they don’t wear tops and since she’s semi-famous, people take pictures of her when she’s on those beaches and share them with the rest of the world. Loves it and loves her.
I love girls of all types and ages (insert jail bait joke here). But I must admit that I have a special spot reserved in my Spank Bank™ for ladies with a little of the tanned ethnicities in them. The dark hair, brown eyes and naturally tanned skin tends to get the blood flowing into certain extremities quicker than normal. It also helps when said lady is in great shape, and has a nicely rounded ass and a pair of voluptuous double D play toys.
One such women is 23 year old model Jesse Preston. She’s a bangin’ brunette of Puerto Rican descent that has taken it all off for Playboy several times and can now add Dave’s Babe of the Week to her already stellar resume. The only thing that she needs now for her life to be complete is to become one of the notches on my bed post, which comes with a complimentary wheelchair that she’ll need after I bang her so hard and so long that my balls get stuck inside her rectum.
I don’t know what it is, but there’s something special about seeing a reality TV star all nekkid and shit. Even though most all reality TV is hella fake and most all of the girls that do it are really no different than your typical Playboy slut or porn star, being on reality TV kind of gives these women whores a semblance of being normal everyday chicks. This in turn makes it all that much cooler to see them showing off their money-makers. It’s a win-win situation for all parties involved.
One of the girls that fits this mold is the lovely Audrina Patridge, who stars on The Hills alongside other hotties Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, and Whitney Port. A bunch of nude photos of this sexy slut surfaced on the ‘net a few weeks back and that’s why she’s getting honored as my Babe of the Week while the others have not (and probably won’t until they get smart and release naked photos or do a sex tape).
And just because I love you and I’m 100% behind the spreading of untagged and watermark-less photos of hot bitches, the pics you’ll find are completely unblemished by any idiotic tags. Hopefully people will learn that it’s not about being first or getting credit for these kinds of pictures, but rather to let all other horny men share in the glory of nekkid bitches without having to stare at any unsightly watermarks! And if you elect me President of the United States, I promise to make this law!