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Yeah, so Vivid just send out a bunch of new stills from the soon-to-be-released sex tape starring Kendra Wilkinson that’ll be called Kendra Exposed. The pics aren’t too exciting, but they’re more graphic than the previous set released to begin the hype machine. Check ‘em out after the bump. (continue reading…)

I actually read some article where the writer claimed to be surprised by Kendra having one of those special tapes floating around. Really? Some slut that poses nude, was one of three girlfriend’s of Hugh Hefner…and you’re surprised or shocked she’d have amateur stuff floating around? Were you also surprised when that Backstreet Boys guy or Clay Aiken came out of the closet? There are some ignorant people in this world.

What I do get is the appeal of watching a video of a girl like Kendra getting plowed. The girl looks like she’d know what to do with a cock and her tape will undoubtedly have her perform substantially better than either Kim K or Paris (though, time will tell if she’s as talented as Pam). Never thought of her as that hot, but am eagerly anticipating the release of “Kendra Exposed”. Here are some sneak peaks from Vivid:

I love girls of all types and ages (insert jail bait joke here). But I must admit that I have a special spot reserved in my Spank Bank™ for ladies with a little of the tanned ethnicities in them. The dark hair, brown eyes and naturally tanned skin tends to get the blood flowing into certain extremities quicker than normal. It also helps when said lady is in great shape, and has a nicely rounded ass and a pair of voluptuous double D play toys.

One such women is 23 year old model Jesse Preston. She’s a bangin’ brunette of Puerto Rican descent that has taken it all off for Playboy several times and can now add Dave’s Babe of the Week to her already stellar resume. The only thing that she needs now for her life to be complete is to become one of the notches on my bed post, which comes with a complimentary wheelchair that she’ll need after I bang her so hard and so long that my balls get stuck inside her rectum.

I’m not sure if the show is on anymore, but Beauty & the Geek used to be one of my many reality TV guilty pleasures. I’d watch and make fun of it religiously with my roommies at the time and it was one of the shows I’d look forward to each and every week. In addition to the obvious comedic element it brought to my life, it also was worth watching for the plethora of Spank Bank™ material it introduced.

One such bringer of wet dream fodder was season four’s Amanda Hanshaw. She didn’t last on the show that long, but it was enough of an appearance to get her recognized by me and lesser known entities such as Playboy, where she became a Cyber Girl of the Week and managed to do what seems like a few thousand pictorials. And while it may seem a long overdue, she has now been honored as my Babe of the Week.

As if we even needed more proof that Hugh Hefner is a God among men, he had to go ahead and add a couple of hot 19 year old blonde twins to his stable of bitches to slam home the point even more. Despite getting up there in years, Hef still manages to see more twat than your average gynecologist — and a much higher standard of twat than what the typical gynecologist likely sees.

Anyway, he’s the man and his newest girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon are the latest additions to my Babe of the Week. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have, albeit it won’t likely be as much as Hef current is. Oh, well, we all can’t be God.

The football team likely won’t produce a first day draft pick for the first time in ages, but at least the University of Miami has come out #1 in Playboy’s list of top Party Schools for 2009! I guess that’s better than nothing. It’s all about the “U”!

Major props to my old friend the Babe Ninja for letting me know about this ultra fine piece of ass, the lovely Jessica Burciaga. She has one of the cutest and prettiest faces ever and a body that matches it in its excellence. She’s just drop dead gorgeous and about a million flavors of sexy and is just exactly what I look for in a girl.

This babe is definitely “my type” and was a shoe-in for Babe of the Week the second I saw her first photo. Of course, I’ve been a slack ass since then and am a few weeks behind, but I’m sure you’ll get over it once you start getting your stroke on to her beautiful photos inside.

When Danity Kane was first formed I had a bit of a crush on Aubrey O’Day. Thought she was cute and I just loved her incredibly fit and tight body. But the truth is I didn’t really follow DK or her much after that first season of the show. The fact that she did pose nude for Playboy obviously got my attention and I had to check her out unclothed the first chance I got.

The bad news is that I just don’t find her nearly as attractive anymore. I don’t know what it is but she seems so much more fake looking these days. I’m guessing it’s been a lot of plastic surgery, but I don’t follow the celeb gossip circuit so I don’t really know. Nevertheless, she’s still a very sexy girl and it’s nice to see her with her clothes off. Babe of the Week material for sure.

All of you really need to hurry up and go vote for Cassie Keller as Cyber Girl of the Month! Not only does she deserve this, but she deserves to be Cyber Girl of the Year! She is without question the hottest and prettiest girl that Playboy has ever featured and she deserves to win this and more. Please go vote for her!

VH1′s Rock of Love might not be helping Bret Michaels find true love, but the attention starved girls that tend to bring on the show have made for some excellent Babe of the Week material. It really helps that a handful of them are somewhat hot and many have pasts that have included plenty of naughty body-displaying behavior which is a beautiful thing for a guy like me.

One of the ladies that fits this mold is Penthouse Pet of the Year and Rock of Love Bus contestant Taya Parker who has tons of nudes readily available for your viewing pleasure all over the Internet, including a few I’ve included with this Babe of the Week pictorial. Hope you enjoy her big ole breastsississ.