I had a truly EPIC fall on the snowy sidewalk in front of Gypsy Bar before midnight on New Year’s Eve and I’m still in a tremdous amount of pain from it. Walking is downright impossible thanks to a deep bruise of sorts on my left thigh. It’s not black and blue but there’s a massive lump and it hurts tremendously to touch it or move my leg. It also hurts to take a deep breath or move my upper body because of the impact I experienced on my lower left ribcage. And it hurts like hell to touch anything because my fingers are still feeling the affects of the minor frostbite and a couple have gigantic blisters on the tips — so it’s painful to type this. I also have cuts, scrapes and scars on my chin and forehead.
The only positive is that the numb hands has made every masturbation attempt “the stranger” because it feels like someone else is jerking my junk. But even with that, there’s a negative. I have pretty harsh and weathered hands, so it’s really hard to imagine that it’s a chick that’s doing the deed rather than a guy. It still doesn’t stop me…does that doesn’t mean I’m gay? Probably not, just love that whole orgasm thing. I truly hate the snow.