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I had a truly EPIC fall on the snowy sidewalk in front of Gypsy Bar before midnight on New Year’s Eve and I’m still in a tremdous amount of pain from it. Walking is downright impossible thanks to a deep bruise of sorts on my left thigh. It’s not black and blue but there’s a massive lump and it hurts tremendously to touch it or move my leg. It also hurts to take a deep breath or move my upper body because of the impact I experienced on my lower left ribcage. And it hurts like hell to touch anything because my fingers are still feeling the affects of the minor frostbite and a couple have gigantic blisters on the tips — so it’s painful to type this. I also have cuts, scrapes and scars on my chin and forehead.

The only positive is that the numb hands has made every masturbation attempt “the stranger” because it feels like someone else is jerking my junk. But even with that, there’s a negative. I have pretty harsh and weathered hands, so it’s really hard to imagine that it’s a chick that’s doing the deed rather than a guy. It still doesn’t stop me…does that doesn’t mean I’m gay? Probably not, just love that whole orgasm thing. I truly hate the snow.

The pain in the ass gall bladder is set to be removed next week on Friday, December 19th, so this will be my final weekend of partying until after Christmas. I might actually stay in tonight and finish up Weeds Season 4, but tomorrow night will undoubtedly be one for the record books. My boy Harris knows a girl that will be out celebrating her 21st at either District or Gypsy, so the wildness will undoubtedly be off the charts.

The quality of the talent at Venu was off the charts yet again tonight. My roll was off, but the night was still highly enjoyable. Good news is that we got the hook-up with one of the guys at the door who throws a lot of events around town so that’s yet another quality connection we’ve made over the past couple of weeks of going out partying on the town. It might be our New Year’s Eve party destination, where we’ll likely get bottle service and seduce the ladies. Anyway, I’m off to dreamland.

I get to work from home today because I have a 2:30PM doctor’s appointment so it didn’t make sense to make the 45 min drive to and from work four times today. It’s cool to have this option, but my chair at home, which I never normally use, doesn’t provide adequate back support. Plus, it’s kind of too quiet and I think my place is haunted…and not by one of those cool cock sucking ghosts.

Anyway, this weekend should be a blast. The plan is to hit up Middlesex Lounge in Cambridge tonight without the angry friend and then tomorrow we’ll be back at Model Central, aka Venu in Boston. I’m expecting the roll to be fierce on both nights and hopefully I’ll come back with some good stories, maybe some pics and if I’m lucky some brand new STDs.

First, every night I’ve gone to Gypsy has been a lot of fun except for that one night where I struck out something like 10 straight times, with five girls telling me don’t bother because I’m too fat (I blame the fact that I shaved and that brings out the double chin). The girls are always hot and we almost always have a great time.

What’s even cooler about it is that the bouncers have seen Brandon & I enough that they have decided to just start waving us in and don’t even bother carding us anymore. The odd thing about this is that I’ve been kicked out of this club twice already and both times I turned into angry Dave and starting yelling “I’m going to fucking kill you!” repeatedly to the bouncer and had to be pulled away. Despite this, we’re getting VIP treatment now. I really love Boston.

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For starters, I had amazing nights out on both Friday and Saturday. Both evenings were loads of fun and there were plenty of hot chicks to entertain everywhere we went. Then things went really good with all of my football teams on both Saturday and Sunday.

The Miami Hurricanes took care of business against Wake Forest and still have an outside shot at the ACC title or at least being bowl eligible. The Dolphins played great today and beat down the Buffalo Bills, with Ginn Jr finally showcasing his playmaking ability. And that’s not all, my fantasy football team scored 109 points and barring a 40+ point outburst by Scaife on MNF should up its record to 6-2 and into a three-way tie atop the division.

And in what might quite possibly be the best news of the weekend, I weighed-in this morning at 299.6 lbs. Hopefully I won’t ever allow myself to go up past the 300 mark ever again for the rest of my life. If I do, I give you permission to put a bullet in my head. It feels good to be back under 300 lbs and I can’t wait till my wrist and ankle/foot heal up so I can start getting back into the gym on a regular basis.

Last night was pretty special. Not only was it in celebration of my dear friend and former Babe of the Week Erica Ramos’ birthday, but it marked my first night of going out since moving to the city of Boston. Plus, it also turned out to be the first time I got kicked out of a club in this city (it won’t be the last, I’m certain)!

The night started out strong even before we got to the club as The “T” was overflowing with hot bangable chickies. There were at least a dozen on the train ride over to the Boylston stop that I would’ve loved to bring home and sexually scar for life as tends to happen when I hook up with the female types.

Brandon and I got to The Estate early to avoid any trouble getting in and it was practically empty with the exception of the bouncers and the insanely hot bartenders. However, things picked up quickly and throngs of hot bitches worthy of getting my baby batter splattered over their faces started rolling in. I just knew the night would be a blast when a couple of already shit-faced girls bit it when attempting to get onto the dance floor.

In between Jager shots and Erica’s arrival with her hot friends, I even gave some soon-to-be married chick a piggyback ride to the bar so she could knock that off her checklist of things to do. Some girl even decided to flash me her titties in the hallway leading to the bathrooms. Everything’s a bit foggy after that, however. I do remember the birthday girl’s arrival and the subsequent partying with her group, but shit’s fuzzy as hell. I don’t recall doing anything wrong — except being extremely shit-faced and having issues with walking straight — but I ended up having to be escorted out of the club. It was fun times for all.

It was before I started surrounding myself with jaw-dropping beauties and supplying my liver with overpriced alcohol from clubs. Yet, somehow, my New Year’s Eve 2000 was by far the most fun I’ve ever had celebrating the dawning of a new year. It wasn’t even that it was my first in San Francisco and the one celebrating the start of the new millennium, but just that it was fun in the purest of forms.

I had just moved into San Francisco to work at IGN.com. While I looked for a place, Sam Kennedy (Gamespot then and 1up.com now) agreed to let me move into his 1BR apartment in the Mission District if I paid half the rent. Once I got there, Sam K & I convinced David Toole to leave is well-paid position atTarget back in Orlando to move out here on a whim because he could easily get a game industry job too. He moved. He quickly got a job with Sam K at Gamespot.

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I’ve been trying to organize all my photos on the Macbook and in doing so I’ve come across a ton of old photos taken during the period that my site was up that I never posted. I’ve just posted the first batch of these in the My Photos section. They include:

• Sasha @ Ruby Skye (02/25/05)
• Random Party Photos (01/15/05)
• Partying @ Ten15 (05/22/04)
• Partying @ Ruby Skye (06/24/04)

I also have three years of New Year’s Eve photos that I never posted back in the day. My best guess is that the hangovers might’ve destroyed all my memory of me even taking them, so I couldn’t share what I didn’t know I had. Anyway, once I get through the old stuff, I’ll start posting more of the semi-new items.

I just finished up the process of moving all my old photos from Sony ImageStation, which is closing down completely on February 1, 2008, to my new My Photos that are hosted on Flickr. There’s nothing new if you had already checked out everything from before I stopped updating, but if you never got around to it or if you’re new to my blog, then some of the photos are definitely worth giving a look. That is, if you’re a fan of looking at pictures of beautiful women. Or if you happen to have a fetish for big, fat, sweaty, overly-intoxicated men…such as yours truly.

I’ll see what I can do about rounding up any photos that were taken between that last September ’05 vacation and now and posting them shortly. There were a couple of FL trips and a impromptu jaunt to New York City that happened during that period. I’m sure there’ll be plenty of great photos to check out, both for those in the hot women camp, as well as those in the fatty fetish camp.