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If you’ve been following me for a while, you’ll likely know that I like my porn stars to not really look the part. What I mean by this is that I’d rather see some chick naked or get rammed that looks like a normal, albeit “hot” normal, girl rather than one that you’d guess was a porn star, stripper or prostitute just by looking at her. That’s why I’ve always loved triple X vixens like Sasha Grey and Taylor Rain more than the Jenna Jameson’s of the world.

As a result, I absolutely fell in love with Tiffany Thompson the second I laid eyes on her. She has a fresh face and seems to mesh all of the best parts of Kristen Stewart and Kate from Lost. But unlike those two eye catchers, she’s not afraid to get extremely naked in front of the camera and get filmed while having sex. If you’re with me on this and like what you see, I’d suggest including “x-art” or “digital desire” when you Google her to find her work. There are too many unrelated Tiffany Thompson’s out there to cloud the searches including another porn star that replaces the “y” with an “i” and isn’t nearly as hot.

Full Name: Tiffany Thompson
Date of Birth: ??/??/??
Place of Birth: Next Door
Residence: Next Door
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5′ 8″
Weight: 124 lbs
Measurements: 32C–??-??
Occupation: XXX Model, Pornstar

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I love female breasts. And I’m 99.8% certain that the meaning of life can be found by staring at them long enough. Touching, squeezing, kissing, licking, punching and spooging on them can only help one know that life’s worth living.

For those that share my passion and prefer globes in sizes larger than DD, I’m quite certain that you already know of the British glamour model Sophie Howard. If not, I’m even more certain that you’ll become one of her top fans after seeing her beautiful baps in the photos below. A few of them are NSFW, so it means they’re better than the others.

Full Name: Sophie Howard
Date of Birth: 02/24/1983
Place of Birth: Southport, England
Residence: London, England
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5′ 8″
Weight: 131 lbs
Measurements: 34F–24–34
Occupation: Glamour Model

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Back in ’01 and early ’02, Britney Spears was still pretty much in her prime so when I would constantly tease readers of the IGN PSX and PS2 mailbag sections that I had nudes of young Miss Spears it tended to get the masses riled up. While a good portion of the audience either knew or figured I was full of shit, there were quite a few gullible readers out there that thought I must be telling the truth because I was a respected editor of a professional web site, so they took it hook, line and sinker.

This tomfoolery went on for months and usually ended up with me posting this “nude” of Britney where I went through the work for doing a quality Photoshop job of her face onto some naked chick only to mosaic and blur out all the good parts. I, of course, said you could click the pic to see the real photo but the link would always take the victim to something like a pic of a bodybuilder with my head Photoshop’d on top or maybe a fat chick in a swimsuit.

This culminated with my final work of trickery on my last day as an editor with IGN before taking my job with Visual Concepts to work on the 2K football titles. In my final mailbag update, I proclaimed that I would finally share the nude of Britney Spears that I had and that nobody else in the world could get their hands on because it was my last day with the site and they couldn’t fire me for posting x-rated material since I was already leaving.

For my final act of evil, I had my roommate Sam Bishop, much to his dismay, take a photograph of me half-naked with whipped-cream dripping off my mountainous man boobs while sitting on our living room couch. The act of taking the photograph has scarred Bishop for life, and I’m sure it did the same for the 1.5 million people that ended up clicking the link over the course of the next two days. I say it scarred most — but not all — because I wouldn’t be surprised if at least a few of the freaks out there rubbed at least one out to my sexy honor as I’ve done to thousands of chicks over the course of my short time on the planet.

I bring this up because today is the 9 year anniversary of the taking of my infamous whipped-cream bikini photo that can still be seen on this blog if you decide to search hard enough.

One of the reasons I’m so slack with Babe of the Week updates is that the way I’ve set things up is a slight bitch. I have to make the page, link the parent page link to it and then add a post pointing to the page so something would link to it from the main page. It’s an extra 5 minutes of work, which seems like nothing, but has been enough to make me dread taking the time to post (makes me cringe at the thought of manually building these pages by hand in HTML back in the “old” days).

Anyway, I’m going to try this new way and I’m starting things off with the lovely Addison Timlin. I quickly became a fan of her after she flashed me her boobs on Californication within five minutes of being on screen. Now THIS is a quality I love and respect in young actresses. I wish they all would get on the same boat and give me what I want!

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I love girls of all types and ages (insert jail bait joke here). But I must admit that I have a special spot reserved in my Spank Bank™ for ladies with a little of the tanned ethnicities in them. The dark hair, brown eyes and naturally tanned skin tends to get the blood flowing into certain extremities quicker than normal. It also helps when said lady is in great shape, and has a nicely rounded ass and a pair of voluptuous double D play toys.

One such women is 23 year old model Jesse Preston. She’s a bangin’ brunette of Puerto Rican descent that has taken it all off for Playboy several times and can now add Dave’s Babe of the Week to her already stellar resume. The only thing that she needs now for her life to be complete is to become one of the notches on my bed post, which comes with a complimentary wheelchair that she’ll need after I bang her so hard and so long that my balls get stuck inside her rectum.

VH1′s Rock of Love might not be helping Bret Michaels find true love, but the attention starved girls that tend to bring on the show have made for some excellent Babe of the Week material. It really helps that a handful of them are somewhat hot and many have pasts that have included plenty of naughty body-displaying behavior which is a beautiful thing for a guy like me.

One of the ladies that fits this mold is Penthouse Pet of the Year and Rock of Love Bus contestant Taya Parker who has tons of nudes readily available for your viewing pleasure all over the Internet, including a few I’ve included with this Babe of the Week pictorial. Hope you enjoy her big ole breastsississ.

I don’t know what it is, but there’s something special about seeing a reality TV star all nekkid and shit. Even though most all reality TV is hella fake and most all of the girls that do it are really no different than your typical Playboy slut or porn star, being on reality TV kind of gives these women whores a semblance of being normal everyday chicks. This in turn makes it all that much cooler to see them showing off their money-makers. It’s a win-win situation for all parties involved.

One of the girls that fits this mold is the lovely Audrina Patridge, who stars on The Hills alongside other hotties Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, and Whitney Port. A bunch of nude photos of this sexy slut surfaced on the ‘net a few weeks back and that’s why she’s getting honored as my Babe of the Week while the others have not (and probably won’t until they get smart and release naked photos or do a sex tape).

And just because I love you and I’m 100% behind the spreading of untagged and watermark-less photos of hot bitches, the pics you’ll find are completely unblemished by any idiotic tags. Hopefully people will learn that it’s not about being first or getting credit for these kinds of pictures, but rather to let all other horny men share in the glory of nekkid bitches without having to stare at any unsightly watermarks! And if you elect me President of the United States, I promise to make this law!

I hate to admit it, but I thoroughly enjoy watching Rock of Love 2. Actually, I’m lying. I don’t hate to admit it. It’s horrifically bad, yet tremendously entertaining mindless television and it never ceases to bring a smile to my face. Seeing a bunch of trashy sluts fight over and throw themselves over an old ass balding rock star is non-stop comic relief. It also doesn’t hurt that there’s occasionally a scantily-clad bangworthy slut frolicking around for my erotic enjoyment.

One of the girls on the show that I would actually consider tearing a new one — and there aren’t many that I would touch even after downing a dozen Jager bombs — is the former Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week and my newest Babe of the Week, Kristy Joe Muller. The girl is portrayed as being a bit screwed up emotionally, but on her good days you won’t find many girls out there that deserve a spot in your Spank Bank™ more than her.

Life can be so easy at times, at least when I’m concerned. You show me your tits, you get rewarded. Lindsay Lohan poses nude exposing her fluffy pillows for the world to see and I reward her by naming her my Babe of the Week. That, my friends, is the meaning of life.

The credit goes to longtime fan and friend, Paul, for giving me a link to these. With “these” being some sexy new pics of the ginger hottie Lindsay Lohan posing nude as Marilyn Monroe for whatever the hell she posed for. I’m way too drunk to figure out the details. Anyway, here she is with all her naughty bits exposed.

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