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I’m still not sure why I still watch this crap even though I always say I hate it. I also don’t know why I have a habit of not blogging when my life’s entertaining and update more when I’m not getting into any fun and am staying at home wasting my time watching things like American Idol.

Those mysteries in life aside, I must say that I’m extremely disappointed with the guys so far this year. They all seem to suck and I’m not talking about in the Ryan Seacrest kind of way. None seem even remotely on the same level as Adam Lambert or that Chris guy that beat him last season cause America still hates the gays. Maybe one or two might step it up, but I’m not seeing it so far.

The good news is that I now get to watch Lost and Blue Mountain State without any commercial interruptions!

What did I tell you? The old fat housewives that vote on American Idol don’t like the pretty girls. And, guess what? The only girl on American Idol’s top 24 that makes my willy move even a little — Janell Wheeler — was the first tossed off the show tonight. This pretty much ends my interest Season 9.

I’m not even sure why I “still” watch American Idol anymore. I got tired of the “joke” rounds a few years ago and I’ve never really enjoyed the “serious” episodes ever. I guess the only thing that keeps me coming is the potential for a bangin’ chick every now and then.

The problem with this is that while the judges seem to let a few through to finals, the “voters” (going crazy with the quotes today) tend to weed out the hottest girls first — most likely out of jealousy considering it’s mostly fat housewives calling in.

The latest to make it through that will ultimately get cut soon is Tampa’s Janell Wheeler. A very pretty blonde-haired, brown-eyed beauty that squeaked into the Top 24 of this season. The only thing she really has going for her is that she’s slightly on the chubby side and the “pretty but chubby” chicks are the only ones that really have a shot to make it far on this show. The problem with her is that her vocals don’t seem all that impressive, but, of course, that won’t keep her from being my Babe of the Week.