Thanks to the fact that Lost, 24 and a couple of my other longtime Tivo standards are no longer with us, my DVR hasn’t been as full lately if you ignore all the repeat episodes of Hanna Montana and Wizards of Waverly Place that somehow “magically” keep getting recorded. As a result of this void in my life, I decided to record a bunch of the new shows just to check them out and see if they’re worth my time Here’s a quick rundown of my initial thoughts on a few of them: (continue reading…)
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Thanks to my inability to timely update my blog, I failed to make mention of two of the biggest days of the 2010 calendar year — July 22, 2010 and August 20, 2010. The first day was when Disney super cutie Selena Gomez graduated to the school of legal hottie and the second day was when the lovely Demi Lovato received her diploma. It’s substantial news because it means you’re no longer a sick & disgusting pervert for fantasizing about either one of them! Sure, you’re probably still a perv for other reasons, but not everyone can be perfect.
It looks like Miley Cyrus doesn’t mind giving lap dances to older men — as seen by her giving a gay 44 year old Hollywood producer a provocative little dance in the video below. Some say it’s controversial, I say it’s tamer than the 16 year olds stripping in Providence, so it’s not a big deal. I’m just glad she’s down with older men.
Disney, a company obviously in the market of selling sex to the world, has already brought us fine young jailbait in the form of Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana and Selena Gomez (as well as many others in the past that have long since reached adulthood). However, there’s no sign of the whore train stopping anytime soon as there’s plenty more in Mickey’s stable. One such cutie is the singer, songwriter and actress Demi Lovato.
She sings, dances, acts and most likely whores around like everyone else her age or older. But, then again, maybe not. Who knows and who really cares? I know I don’t. All that matters is that she’s a cutie and she’s this week’s Babe of the Week.
I’ve been a little too occupied with being at work 16 hours a day to post a new Babe of the Week, but thankfully that Hannah Montana chick is such a little whore that she has a provided me an easy little update for all you pervs out there like the dude that I work with that gave me these. You can see the pics past the break.
It looks like Disney’s Hanna Montana, aka Miley Cyrus, has created a bit of a stir thanks to more leaked “sexy” and “racy” photos from her MySpace. Umm, seriously…is this shit really controversial? Are these photos really “racy”, “sexy” or “provocative” as hundreds of blogs and celebrity gossip sites claim? Hell, no. People are just hella retarded and ignorant of what teens are doing these days. You’ll find much worse from your average run-of-the-mill teen on MySpace or Facebook. Believe me, I’m on top of this shit! Anyway, I’ve added these “controversial” photos of lil Miss Miley to her Babe of the Week page.
If you believe in the myth that size doesn’t matter, then you’ll probably love this update to “Dear Dave”. In fact, you might find that this QA session might just prove that myth to be at least correct on this occasion. Feel free to contact me any time with any question you have to get a response in a future update.
If you feel any anger towards me for waiting till the last hour of the week before posting a new Babe of the Week, please direct it towards the Mistwalker crew for making Lost Odyssey for the Xbox 360. It’s been taking up all of my time the past four days and if not for a roommate-forced break so we can watch Enchanted, I wouldn’t have had time to put up Miley Cyrus as this week’s featured hottie.