New Fall TV Shows

Thanks to the fact that Lost, 24 and a couple of my other longtime Tivo standards are no longer with us, my DVR hasn’t been as full lately if you ignore all the repeat episodes of Hanna Montana and Wizards of Waverly Place that somehow “magically” keep getting recorded. As a result of this void in my life, I decided … Continue reading

Newly Legal

Thanks to my inability to timely update my blog, I failed to make mention of two of the biggest days of the 2010 calendar year — July 22, 2010 and August 20, 2010. The first day was when Disney super cutie Selena Gomez graduated to the school of legal hottie and the second day was when the lovely … Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Lap Dance

It looks like Miley Cyrus doesn’t mind giving lap dances to older men — as seen by her giving a gay 44 year old Hollywood producer a provocative little dance in the video below. Some say it’s controversial, I say it’s tamer than the 16 year olds stripping in Providence, so it’s not a big deal. I’m just glad she’s … Continue reading

Miley Cyrus: “Can’t Be Tamed” Video

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Another Disney Whore

demi_lovato_61Disney, a company obviously in the market of selling sex to the world, has already brought us fine young jailbait in the form of Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana and Selena Gomez (as well as many others in the past that have long since reached adulthood). However, … Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Shower Pics

I’ve been a little too occupied with being at work 16 hours a day to post a new Babe of the Week, but thankfully that Hannah Montana chick is such a little whore that she has a provided me an easy little update for all you pervs out there like the dude that I work with that gave me these. … Continue reading

Miley Cyrus, Typical Teen Whore

It looks like Disney’s Hanna Montana, aka Miley Cyrus, has created a bit of a stir thanks to more leaked “sexy” and “racy” photos from her MySpace. Umm, seriously…is this shit really controversial? Are these photos really “racy”, “sexy” or “provocative” as hundreds of blogs and celebrity gossip sites claim? Hell, no. People are just hella retarded and ignorant of … Continue reading

Dear Dave Bears It All

If you believe in the myth that size doesn’t matter, then you’ll probably love this update to “Dear Dave”. In fact, you might find that this QA session might just prove that myth to be at least correct on this occasion. Feel free to contact me any time with any question you have to get a … Continue reading

Last Week’s Ho

miley_cyrus_top.jpgIf you feel any anger towards me for waiting till the last hour of the week before posting a new Babe of the Week, please direct it towards the Mistwalker crew for making Lost Odyssey for the Xbox 360. It’s been taking up all of my time the past four days and … Continue reading

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