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I know I haven’t updated much and am two weeks behind on updating Babe of the Week and I apologize. I’ve just been really busy with girls, playing Resident Evil, drinking alcohol, more girls, playing SOCOM, more drinking, catching up on Battlestar Gallactica, and more girls and drinking the liquor. It’s been a wonderfully hectic last few weeks but I promise two new Babe of the Week updates before the end of the weekend. Oh, by the way, my first St Patty’s Day in Beantown was beyond amazing and the pimp hand was in full effect. Lots of beer, lots of hugs, lots of kisses, lots of digits and lots of fun.

While I was walking to the corner store to pick up some liquor and chips for Brandon’s Super Bowl party, I got to witness one of the hottest girls I’ve seen in my life. She was really tall and very thin, but had some amazing curves. Her chest was fighting hard against her sports bra and she had one of the most amazing asses I’ve ever seen on a girl that tall and skinny. I instantly fell in love. If it was the caveman days, I would’ve tripped her as she passed by and drug her back to my cave. But since it isn’t, I had to resort to depositing her imagery into my Spank Bank™ for later use. Maybe I can squeeze one out before I head down to the party!

I always hate Saturday afternoons when there’s no football on because it always take me a while to figure out something to do to fill up the space that was once always occupied. I’ve just been catching up on Tivo crap and will work in some video games, but I’m feeling a bit restless and need to get out. The thing stopping me is that it’s still freaking cold outside and I still haven’t come close to adjusting to it after living in SF for the past 9 years. I’m become a bit of a pussy!

There is some promising news to report, however. I’ve just noticed that the girls directly across from me and the naked girl the floor below them have been opened up their shades this afternoon. If they stay open for tonight, I may get a peep show for free! If not, then I’ll have to count on Bad Company & Too Human to entertain myself until it’s time to get drunk and party with the hot girls of Boston.

The quality of the talent at Venu was off the charts yet again tonight. My roll was off, but the night was still highly enjoyable. Good news is that we got the hook-up with one of the guys at the door who throws a lot of events around town so that’s yet another quality connection we’ve made over the past couple of weeks of going out partying on the town. It might be our New Year’s Eve party destination, where we’ll likely get bottle service and seduce the ladies. Anyway, I’m off to dreamland.

I get to work from home today because I have a 2:30PM doctor’s appointment so it didn’t make sense to make the 45 min drive to and from work four times today. It’s cool to have this option, but my chair at home, which I never normally use, doesn’t provide adequate back support. Plus, it’s kind of too quiet and I think my place is haunted…and not by one of those cool cock sucking ghosts.

Anyway, this weekend should be a blast. The plan is to hit up Middlesex Lounge in Cambridge tonight without the angry friend and then tomorrow we’ll be back at Model Central, aka Venu in Boston. I’m expecting the roll to be fierce on both nights and hopefully I’ll come back with some good stories, maybe some pics and if I’m lucky some brand new STDs.

Before I can talk about the fun festivities that was Saturday night, I first must rewind the clock and share the dirt on Friday night at Club Venu. The reason I couldn’t divulge anything yesterday was because I had one of those all-day hangovers and pretty much stayed in bed until 8PM at night when I finally got up to do my “morning cardio” even though it was already well into the evening.

The night started off with Mr. Justice and I jumping in a cab only to have another cab try to box us out and not let us move. It was some weird ass shit and we still don’t know why it happened. Brandon & I were wicked close to getting out and throwing down with the crazy ass cabbie. Eventually our driver was able to get past the crazy cabbie and took us over to Venu. We couldn’t get in at first because the place apparently wasn’t open yet at 10PM so we just walked around a bit and eventually hit up some bar for some drinks before heading back to Venu a little closer to 11.

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I used to hate Thanksgiving because in San Francisco it meant that everyone I knew was out of town for the weekend and pretty much all the bars were empty because seemingly nobody is from that city and thus also gone for the weekend. I surmised that Boston would be different because while there would be some loss in talent from the girls going to college here from out-of-state that there would be enough coming back home for the holidays to make up for it. Last night at The Estate and then Gypsy Bar confirmed that this should prove to be an eventful weekend to say the least.

It didn’t seem to be that way at first, however. The level of party-going traffic on the train and on the streets when Brandon and I ventured out was pretty minimal. We were starting to think it was a bad decision to come out. Both Gypsy and Estate seemed pretty dead from the outside. What intrigued us was that we kept seeing hot groups of Asian girls going into and leaving Estate so it definitely piqued our interest enough to head inside. While it wasn’t that full initially, upon entering we were absolutely bombarded with the fact that the place was 99% Asian and probably 90% of the girls were rather hot. I hadn’t been in such a high concentration of beautiful Asians since the last time I was in Japan during my IGN.com days. Not even in San Francisco, where there’s a massive population of them.

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For starters, I had amazing nights out on both Friday and Saturday. Both evenings were loads of fun and there were plenty of hot chicks to entertain everywhere we went. Then things went really good with all of my football teams on both Saturday and Sunday.

The Miami Hurricanes took care of business against Wake Forest and still have an outside shot at the ACC title or at least being bowl eligible. The Dolphins played great today and beat down the Buffalo Bills, with Ginn Jr finally showcasing his playmaking ability. And that’s not all, my fantasy football team scored 109 points and barring a 40+ point outburst by Scaife on MNF should up its record to 6-2 and into a three-way tie atop the division.

And in what might quite possibly be the best news of the weekend, I weighed-in this morning at 299.6 lbs. Hopefully I won’t ever allow myself to go up past the 300 mark ever again for the rest of my life. If I do, I give you permission to put a bullet in my head. It feels good to be back under 300 lbs and I can’t wait till my wrist and ankle/foot heal up so I can start getting back into the gym on a regular basis.

The move to Boston has forced me to come up with a brand new ratings system for women. The fact that there are so many extremely fit and tight-bodied young college girls has made it tough to rate chicks on the normal 10 point scale. The problem is that you have a lot of girls that have bodies that merit a 9 or a 10 but faces that don’t quite match it. It’s not that they’re all Butter, but just a obvious mismatch in quality of the face & body.

Hence, Brandon Justice and I have been rating girls on a +/- scale that is based on the attractivness of the face versus the body. Next time you’re out and about you should give it a shot, because it’s really quite fun. We were both downtown doing some shopping for tonight’s clubbing festivities and we would just constantly see a girl and then immediately say something like “minus 3″ or on the rare occasion “plus 1″.

What started out as a simple errand to pick up a juicer turned into a Spank Bank™ overloading experience as the Watertown Target was filled with wall-to-wall pussy. It was an event that was nearly as amazing as the one in the Target on University in Orlando, but just a tad below. There was just so much hot young female ass getting stuff in preperation of the upcoming college school year and I quite honestly spent 99.9% of my time there lurking random bitches just so the images in my Spank Bank™ would be as crisp as possible. I think I might just have to get a part time job.