Selena Gomez in a Bikini

The giant snowflakes that I see falling outside my window has once again gotten me thinking about hot chicks in bikinis. So that’s what’s been my inspiration for the past few hours this morning as I’ve been working out my right arm vigorously with my God-given Shake Weight.  Since you sadly can’t take a peek into my mind, here’s fun … Continue reading

Selena Gomez – Round and Round

You know you’d hit it if you had the chance…

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Newly Legal

Thanks to my inability to timely update my blog, I failed to make mention of two of the biggest days of the 2010 calendar year — July 22, 2010 and August 20, 2010. The first day was when Disney super cutie Selena Gomez graduated to the school of legal hottie and the second day was when the lovely Continue reading

The Babes of July


It looks like I pretty much fell asleep at the wheel during the month of July. I blame it on the fact that I’ve been getting back into my partying ways and have been hitting up bars and the women inside them at least 2-3 nights each week … Continue reading

Selena Gomez Bikini Pics!


Yeah, yeah, I know Selena Gomez is still only 17 years old and not-yet-legal. But the countdown to her 18th birthday is down to less than 30 days and I’m willing to bet that over the course of the next month a whole lot isn’t going to change with her physically unless she goes under the knife. So, as far … Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Lap Dance

It looks like Miley Cyrus doesn’t mind giving lap dances to older men — as seen by her giving a gay 44 year old Hollywood producer a provocative little dance in the video below. Some say it’s controversial, I say it’s tamer than the 16 year olds stripping in Providence, so it’s not a big deal. I’m just glad she’s … Continue reading

Miley Cyrus: “Can’t Be Tamed” Video

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Comrie Proposes, Hilary Duff Says Yes

Apparently, Edmonton Oilers’ NHLer Mike Comrie recently proposed to former Disney teen sensation Hilary Duff and she was so happy about the $3M 10-12 carat radiant cut engagement ring that she said “thank you” in the best way she knew how…

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Another Disney Whore

demi_lovato_61Disney, a company obviously in the market of selling sex to the world, has already brought us fine young jailbait in the form of Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana and Selena Gomez (as well as many others in the past that have long since reached adulthood). However, there’s … Continue reading

Sweet Selena Gomez

If you believe that stereotype about Mexican girls popping out kids early, then there’s something wrong with Babe of the Week Selena Gomez because she’s already 16 years old and has yet to get knocked up. One of her contemporaries, Jamie Lynn Spears, has already managed to … Continue reading

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