The giant snowflakes that I see falling outside my window has once again gotten me thinking about hot chicks in bikinis. So that’s what’s been my inspiration for the past few hours this morning as I’ve been working out my right arm vigorously with my God-given Shake Weight. Since you sadly can’t take a peek into my mind, here’s fun pic of Selena Gomez in a bikini where she appears to be checking out herself and most likely thinking, “damn, I’d hit that!”.
Thanks to my inability to timely update my blog, I failed to make mention of two of the biggest days of the 2010 calendar year — July 22, 2010 and August 20, 2010. The first day was when Disney super cutie Selena Gomez graduated to the school of legal hottie and the second day was when the lovely Demi Lovato received her diploma. It’s substantial news because it means you’re no longer a sick & disgusting pervert for fantasizing about either one of them! Sure, you’re probably still a perv for other reasons, but not everyone can be perfect.
It looks like I pretty much fell asleep at the wheel during the month of July. I blame it on the fact that I’ve been getting back into my partying ways and have been hitting up bars and the women inside them at least 2-3 nights each week for the past month. It’s a good thing because my game is starting to come back and I may finally be getting the proper motivation to start doing the gym and eating healthy plan again.
Regardless, I did some catching up this morning, as I recover from this morning’s hangover and soreness from 3 hours of dancing and getting grinded on by girls with their boyfriends watching. Here are the Babe’s of July:
Yeah, yeah, I know Selena Gomez is still only 17 years old and not-yet-legal. But the countdown to her 18th birthday is down to less than 30 days and I’m willing to bet that over the course of the next month a whole lot isn’t going to change with her physically unless she goes under the knife. So, as far as I’m concerned these bikini pictures are perfectly fine to ogle over no matter what your age is. Godspeed!
It looks like Miley Cyrus doesn’t mind giving lap dances to older men — as seen by her giving a gay 44 year old Hollywood producer a provocative little dance in the video below. Some say it’s controversial, I say it’s tamer than the 16 year olds stripping in Providence, so it’s not a big deal. I’m just glad she’s down with older men.
Apparently, Edmonton Oilers’ NHLer Mike Comrie recently proposed to former Disney teen sensation Hilary Duff and she was so happy about the $3M 10-12 carat radiant cut engagement ring that she said “thank you” in the best way she knew how…
Disney, a company obviously in the market of selling sex to the world, has already brought us fine young jailbait in the form of Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana and Selena Gomez (as well as many others in the past that have long since reached adulthood). However, there’s no sign of the whore train stopping anytime soon as there’s plenty more in Mickey’s stable. One such cutie is the singer, songwriter and actress Demi Lovato.
She sings, dances, acts and most likely whores around like everyone else her age or older. But, then again, maybe not. Who knows and who really cares? I know I don’t. All that matters is that she’s a cutie and she’s this week’s Babe of the Week.
If you believe that stereotype about Mexican girls popping out kids early, then there’s something wrong with Babe of the Week Selena Gomez because she’s already 16 years old and has yet to get knocked up. One of her contemporaries, Jamie Lynn Spears, has already managed to add fuel to the white trash stereotypes, so what’s holding lil Miss Gomez back? Hell, she doesn’t even have as many scandelous photo scandels as her fellow Disney star Miley yet. I guess she’s just a late bloomer. But if she really puts her mind to it, I bet there’s no stopping her from having six kids and balloon up to 200 lbs by the age of 24.