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I’ve always had a thing from babes that come from certain South American countries and that’s why Columbian-born American Idol Season 10 contestant, Julie Zorrilla, immediately garnered my sexual attention as soon as she first appeared on my TV screen. I’m not sure what her chances are in becoming the “next American Idol” but I don’t really care as I’ve already busted a few in her honor and have moved on. She can give me a call again after some leaked nudes or a sex tape of hers hits the ‘net.

Full Name: Julie Zorrilla
Date of Birth: ??/??/??
Place of Birth: Columbia
Residence: Hollywood, CA
Ethnicity: Columbian
Height: ?’?”
Weight: ??? lbs
Measurements: ??–??-??
Occupation: Singer

If you’ve been following me for a while, you’ll likely know that I like my porn stars to not really look the part. What I mean by this is that I’d rather see some chick naked or get rammed that looks like a normal, albeit “hot” normal, girl rather than one that you’d guess was a porn star, stripper or prostitute just by looking at her. That’s why I’ve always loved triple X vixens like Sasha Grey and Taylor Rain more than the Jenna Jameson’s of the world.

As a result, I absolutely fell in love with Tiffany Thompson the second I laid eyes on her. She has a fresh face and seems to mesh all of the best parts of Kristen Stewart and Kate from Lost. But unlike those two eye catchers, she’s not afraid to get extremely naked in front of the camera and get filmed while having sex. If you’re with me on this and like what you see, I’d suggest including “x-art” or “digital desire” when you Google her to find her work. There are too many unrelated Tiffany Thompson’s out there to cloud the searches including another porn star that replaces the “y” with an “i” and isn’t nearly as hot.

Full Name: Tiffany Thompson
Date of Birth: ??/??/??
Place of Birth: Next Door
Residence: Next Door
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5′ 8″
Weight: 124 lbs
Measurements: 32C–??-??
Occupation: XXX Model, Pornstar

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I love female breasts. And I’m 99.8% certain that the meaning of life can be found by staring at them long enough. Touching, squeezing, kissing, licking, punching and spooging on them can only help one know that life’s worth living.

For those that share my passion and prefer globes in sizes larger than DD, I’m quite certain that you already know of the British glamour model Sophie Howard. If not, I’m even more certain that you’ll become one of her top fans after seeing her beautiful baps in the photos below. A few of them are NSFW, so it means they’re better than the others.

Full Name: Sophie Howard
Date of Birth: 02/24/1983
Place of Birth: Southport, England
Residence: London, England
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5′ 8″
Weight: 131 lbs
Measurements: 34F–24–34
Occupation: Glamour Model

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My love for Victoria’s Secret models should be fairly well-known by now. Beyond just having the perfect body type somewhere in between your typical super skinny high fashion models and more voluptuous car show types, they tend to be highly exotic. One such girl is the Polish model Anna Jagodzinska.

This 5’10″ beauty has graced the covers of numerous fashion magazines including Vogue and grabbed my attention after catching her walk the runway of a Victoria’s Secret fashion show a few years back. And if she already isn’t a member of your Spank Bank™, it’s about time you make her one.

Full Name: Anna Maria Jagodzinska
Date of Birth: 09/12/1987
Place of Birth: Sierpc, Poland
Residence: New York, NY
Ethnicity: Polish
Height: 5′ 10″
Weight: 115 lbs
Measurements: 33–23.5–34
Occupation: Model

One of the reasons I’m so slack with Babe of the Week updates is that the way I’ve set things up is a slight bitch. I have to make the page, link the parent page link to it and then add a post pointing to the page so something would link to it from the main page. It’s an extra 5 minutes of work, which seems like nothing, but has been enough to make me dread taking the time to post (makes me cringe at the thought of manually building these pages by hand in HTML back in the “old” days).

Anyway, I’m going to try this new way and I’m starting things off with the lovely Addison Timlin. I quickly became a fan of her after she flashed me her boobs on Californication within five minutes of being on screen. Now THIS is a quality I love and respect in young actresses. I wish they all would get on the same boat and give me what I want!

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I was just watching Invictus last night and started wondering if Nelson Mandela is pro- or anti-vuvuzela. The shit was pretty annoying and if he’s in pro- them, I wonder if he could’ve made it through his 27 years in prison if they were being blown in his ear the entire time. Yeah, so that’s the kind of stupid stuff that goes through my head when I’m not thinking about sex.

The only reason I’ve even decided to share is that my Babe of the Week, the insanely sexy Victoria’s Secret Super Model Candice Swanepoel, hails from some weird sounding place down in South Africa.  Candice pretty much stole the show in tonight’s VS Fashion Show as far as I’m concerned, so I had to put her up on the site after taking care of some business first.

To say that I’ve been slacking on the Babe of the Week would be a massive understatement. It’s been nearly 3 months since I posted an update, but thanks to massive amounts of boredom and a rain delayed Monday Night Football game I’ve put together 11 weeks of girls for your viewing pleasure. I’m hoping I can keep up on the weekly thing, but I’m not making any promises because I’m Captain Slack these days with this blog.

• 10/11/10-10/17/10 – Paz de la Huerta
• 10/04/10-10/10/10 – Zoe Saldana
• 09/27/10-10/03/10 – Zooey Deschanel
• 09/20/10-09/26/10 – Marion Cotillard
• 09/13/10-09/19/10 – Aishwarya Rai
• 09/06/10-09/12/10 – Jennifer Hawkins
• 08/30/10-09/05/10 – Sophie Monk
• 08/23/10-08/29/10 – Joanna Krupa
• 08/16/10-08/22/10 – Diane Kruger
• 08/09/10-08/15/10 – Alexa Chung
• 08/02/10-08/08/10 – Arianny Celeste

It looks like I pretty much fell asleep at the wheel during the month of July. I blame it on the fact that I’ve been getting back into my partying ways and have been hitting up bars and the women inside them at least 2-3 nights each week for the past month. It’s a good thing because my game is starting to come back and I may finally be getting the proper motivation to start doing the gym and eating healthy plan again.

Regardless, I did some catching up this morning, as I recover from this morning’s hangover and soreness from 3 hours of dancing and getting grinded on by girls with their boyfriends watching. Here are the Babe’s of July:

• 07/26/10-08/01/10 – Aly Michalka
• 07/19/10-07/25/10 – Victoria Justice
• 07/12/10-07/18/10 – Emmy Rossum
• 07/05/10-07/11/10 – Larissa Riquelme
• 06/28/10-07/04/10 – Denise Milani

Special props to a fellow member of the “Brotherhood of Dave” — Dave Hunt — for Tweeting me into putting up Anna “Anya” Chapman as my Babe of the Week. She’s an absolute perfect choice for this site despite the fact that she’s currently being held as an alleged Russian spy for Moscow.

I don’t know all the details and I honestly don’t give a damn either way. The girl is super cute and I’d gladly divulge to her any secrets about the goings on of my life any day. This whole story seems straight out of some 007 movie which has got me to thinking about what her Bond girl name would be. So far, my top picks are “Anya Face” or “Anya Cock”. Got anything better? Whether you do or you don’t, check out her Babe of the Week photos.

I’m about three years late on this, but must say that I completely agree with the Internet in the naming of Allison Stokke has the hottest female athlete on the planet. The girl, who happens to one of the finest examples of the female form alive, is currently a pole-vault extraordinaire for the University of California where I believe her personal best is in the area of 13′ 6″, although that could be out of date or just flat out wrong.

The exact height doesn’t matter as it’s clear she’s used to dealing with poles much larger than mine (I’m guessing much thinner, though). Being named my Babe of the Week is just the latest of many of her young life’s excellent accomplishments, so go ahead and give her some congrats in the form of an honorary jerk or ten.