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Curling has gained quite a bit of popularity over the years — as something to either watch or mock — and the only reason I give a crap about it is that it sports some of the best looking chick athletes around (guessing cause you don’t really have to be a great athlete and thus the sport isn’t filled with she-males like the WNBA).

This past Winter Olypmics featured a ton of eye-candy in the Curling ranks and I was having probably trying to pick one to feature. I couldn’t make up my mind, so I went with the trio of Melanie Robillard (Germany), Madeleine Dupont (Denmark), & Ludmila Privivkova (Russia). So, they’re all my Babe of the Week. Apologies to some of their hot and worthy teammates or competitors from other countries that didn’t quite make the cut for my podium.

I love girls of all types and ages (insert jail bait joke here). But I must admit that I have a special spot reserved in my Spank Bank™ for ladies with a little of the tanned ethnicities in them. The dark hair, brown eyes and naturally tanned skin tends to get the blood flowing into certain extremities quicker than normal. It also helps when said lady is in great shape, and has a nicely rounded ass and a pair of voluptuous double D play toys.

One such women is 23 year old model Jesse Preston. She’s a bangin’ brunette of Puerto Rican descent that has taken it all off for Playboy several times and can now add Dave’s Babe of the Week to her already stellar resume. The only thing that she needs now for her life to be complete is to become one of the notches on my bed post, which comes with a complimentary wheelchair that she’ll need after I bang her so hard and so long that my balls get stuck inside her rectum.

I’m not even sure why I “still” watch American Idol anymore. I got tired of the “joke” rounds a few years ago and I’ve never really enjoyed the “serious” episodes ever. I guess the only thing that keeps me coming is the potential for a bangin’ chick every now and then.

The problem with this is that while the judges seem to let a few through to finals, the “voters” (going crazy with the quotes today) tend to weed out the hottest girls first — most likely out of jealousy considering it’s mostly fat housewives calling in.

The latest to make it through that will ultimately get cut soon is Tampa’s Janell Wheeler. A very pretty blonde-haired, brown-eyed beauty that squeaked into the Top 24 of this season. The only thing she really has going for her is that she’s slightly on the chubby side and the “pretty but chubby” chicks are the only ones that really have a shot to make it far on this show. The problem with her is that her vocals don’t seem all that impressive, but, of course, that won’t keep her from being my Babe of the Week.

There used to be a time a while back when the release of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue was the biggest event of the year for me. I would drive to dozens of different stores trying to find a copy early even though I already had an SI sub just to get it in my hands as soon as possible. It was the highlight of my year and my first half-dozen or so true loves and soul mates just happened to be SI swimsuit models.

The issue just doesn’t mean as much to me anymore and I’m pretty sure the Internet’s to blame. That said, it still tends to feature some of the hotter babes on Planet Earth and one such beauty is Andy Roddick’s wifey, Brooklyn Decker. She’s a gorgeous blond with a great body, which is likely why she was SI’s 2010 cover girl, and is now a Babe of the Week.

Did you know that Katy Perry had such amazing boobs? I sure didn’t until a couple of weeks ago. The crazy part is that I’ve been listening to her music for quite a long time and have considered myself a fan. Yet, I had no idea that she’s a very attractive girl that has an amazing pair of tits.

I guess I’ve just been off my game, because normally this kind of shit doesn’t get by me. I’ve been listening to Hot N Cold, Waking Up In Vegas, I Kissed A Girl, and all of her other excellent catchy tunes all before knowing that I’d shove my junk in her so hard that I might get my inch and a half a full two inches inside of her. Okay, I’m exaggerating a little bit. The extra half inch is just foreskin so it doesn’t really count. Regardless, Katy Perry is a hot piece of ass and she’s my Babe of the Week.

I’ve been super lazy this past week. Well, lazy at least when it comes to updating this site. Been busting my ass at work, have been hitting the gym almost daily, and have been doing my best to try and get my life back on track…just have been too lazy when not doing all that to do simple things like update this blog.

Blah, blah, blah, I’m sure you’re thinking and I get it. So, we’ll cut to the chase and get to the Babe of the Week. As I hinted to in my last post, it’s none other than Ayla Brown, the daughter of the newly elected Senator of Massachusetts, and the first Republican to hold the seat since well before the sperm and egg met that created me, Scott Brown.

I was torn watching Californication this past season. While I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Eva Amurri’s amazing boobs as she played a college girl that stripped to pay the bills, I felt ripped off to some extent. First off, she’s 25 years old and my initial guess was closer to 28. Secondly, while her body is slamming and her breasts were a sight to behold, I can’t say that I’m the biggest fan of her face. Not ugly by any means, but she has a busted chin, fucked up nose and a gap between her eyes that is straight neanderthal. She’s perfect example of Butterface and I would think the producers could’ve found a younger and prettier actress to play her part that had boobs every bit as mouth watering.

Despite my negative feelings towards her face, I can’t say enough about her great tits that she had no problem showing off multiple times on several episodes of Californication. I’m a fan of such things and I believe in supporting young (well, somewhat young) actresses that do this so making Eva my Babe of the Week seemed like a no-brainer.

My laziness on this vacation has helped me find a bounty of new Spank Bank™ material, as you can clearly see from today’s trio of updates. One of which is the stunning young Latina actress Seychelle Gabriel. Once I saw her while watching Weeds, my penis fell in love with her and wanted to be in every single one of her six sexually penetrable orifices.

My one fear was that she wasn’t quite yet legal, but my sources suggest that she’s at least 18 years old at the moment and thus perfectly legal to sexually pleasure in all 50 states. The only thing holding me back at the moment is the need for a “yes” from her, but I’m sure that’ll come once I’ll able to meet and charm the hell outta her with my wit and raw sex appeal. While you eagerly await our sex tape, check out her pictures as my Babe of the Week.

Her name suggests that her parents, Julien & Amanda Temple, were not only a film director and producer but were also some serious hippies. While my boy E.C. would have issues with this, I surely don’t, especially when their merging of sperm and egg resulted in something as cute and delightful to the eye as their daughter Juno Temple.

She garnered my attention while I was watching the extremely stupid, yet humorous and entertaining, Year One a few days ago. Her appearance in the film spawned a few sexual fantasies of her being her character in the movie, me being a caveman, and me clubbing her and taking her back to my cave to do as I wished. Ah, wouldn’t it be great if things were that easy today. But, I digress, she’s a cute young actress and now a Babe of the Week.

I’ve been spending my Christmas vacation home alone and doing nothing but jerking off, drinking alcohol and watching movie after movie. Some may say pathetic, I say relaxing. The combination of these tasks often work well together as the movie watching had me watch that movie Blind Side and watching it introduced me to one of the most beautiful young actresses I’ve seen in my life.

The actress in question is Lily Collins and she’s apparently the daughter of the ugly-as-balls musician Phil Collins. Guess genetics isn’t always something you can spot with the naked eye, because there’s not a single woman on the planet that would say he’s hot if not for his musical talents and fame. Regardless, his semen somehow produced this phenomenal female specimen that’s not only worthy of an anal-filled hate fuck but being honored as my Babe of the Week.