I may have put my initial backing behind another girl, but I won’t lose any sleep if Stevie Lynn ends up winning Maxim’s Hometown Hotties contest for 2009. The truth is that they’re both quite worthy of starring in your own personal in-brain pornographic movies or imaginary relationships, depending on whatever tends to float your boat. Either way, Stevie is a straight dime and gets to add a Babe of the Week to her resume regardless of whether or not she finishes atop the “other” contest.

Alright, so maybe there isn’t a Presidential election right now, but my newest Babe of the Week and current babe I’m crushing on on pleasuring myself hourly to, Leslie Kay Neslon, could use your vote. She’s one of the finalists in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties 2009 and she’s most-deserving of a victory considering my infatuation. Do your part and vote for her! Meanwhile, help me find a tissue, sock, t-shirt or wash cloth that isn’t already stiff and crusty…

The best thing about watching Gossip Girl is that it typically offers good fodder for the Spank Bank™. I’ve already showcased one of the show’s many fine actresses (the underage one, obviously) and now I’m posting a second as my Babe of the Week.

This week’s special is the 5′10″ blonde beauty that goes by the name of Blake Lively. She’s a mad hot girl with some wicked long legs and is hella bangable.

I’m not sure if it’s his wife or a child he produced with his hot wife, but if the out-of-this-world stunning Stacy Keibler is in any way related to the Keibler Elf; that that little dude is one stone cold pimp. She’s without question one of the finest specimens of what human females have to offer and is unequestionably one of the sexiest Babe of the Week beauties that have yet been featured on this site. In case I haven’t gotten my point across — I’m infatuated with this girl and would give up 10 years on the end of my life for one night with her. Satan, you listening?

I’m keeping this uber short because I’ve been super occupied with work and having my girl Lauralyn in town — The lovely Holly Weber is this week’s Babe of the Week!

For the past couple of weeks, my commute to work has often been accompanied by Taylor Swift’s Love Song on repeat for most of the trip, with the occasional switch to the Al Pacino speech in Any Given Sunday or that T.I. and Rihanna song. Yeah, don’t ask me why. I have issues, that’s a given.

Anyway, I mention this only because I think Taylor Swift is gorgeous and she just looks like the kind of girl that would be fun corrupting sexually because she looks so innocent and sweet. I also think she’s very talented, but let’s be honest here, talent has never really been a qualification for Babe of the Week. That is, unless you count making my dick hard a talent. (For the record, it’s not. The thing gets hard for just about anything.)

For a fairly attractive girl, my latest Babe of the Week doesn’t have the prettiest of names. If one of my boys came up to me and told me he was dating a girl named Agnes Bruckner, the first thing I’d say would be some kind of a GILF joke. Let’s be honest here, hot girls just aren’t named Agnes. That name is more befitting your grandmother or great aunt. It’s not meant for a young piece of ass with a tight little body and nipples that are always seemingly saying “hello world! look at me!”

Nevertheless, Agnes Brucker is a hot young actress and despite her name she’s someone I’d gladly tell my friends I was dating or just banging on the side for fun. I just hope that she’ll eventually learn to take a hint from her pokies, which obviously want attention, to start doing nude scenes to show off all the goods.

Disney, a company obviously in the market of selling sex to the world, has already brought us fine young jailbait in the form of Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana and Selena Gomez (as well as many others in the past that have long since reached adulthood). However, there’s no sign of the whore train stopping anytime soon as there’s plenty more in Mickey’s stable. One such cutie is the singer, songwriter and actress Demi Lovato.

She sings, dances, acts and most likely whores around like everyone else her age or older. But, then again, maybe not. Who knows and who really cares? I know I don’t. All that matters is that she’s a cutie and she’s this week’s Babe of the Week.

A few weeks ago while experiencing the nightly case of insomnia (sleep is for the weak!), I happened upon some movie on HBO called Survival Island. The movie was pretty crap, but it kept me interested based solely on the fact that its starring actress, Kelly Brook, was off the charts sexy.

This beautiful British babe has a very cute face and the most amazing breastissess that I’ve ever witnessed and she spent the entire movie either in some super skimpy bikini or naked. Two thumbs and a cock up from me.

The movie’s currently the only thing saved on my Tivo and it’s always stuck on the scene where she gets ravaged on the beach in a somewhat decent sex scene for a non pornographic movie. A quality Babe of the Week if there ever was one.

Major props to my old friend the Babe Ninja for letting me know about this ultra fine piece of ass, the lovely Jessica Burciaga. She has one of the cutest and prettiest faces ever and a body that matches it in its excellence. She’s just drop dead gorgeous and about a million flavors of sexy and is just exactly what I look for in a girl.

This babe is definitely “my type” and was a shoe-in for Babe of the Week the second I saw her first photo. Of course, I’ve been a slack ass since then and am a few weeks behind, but I’m sure you’ll get over it once you start getting your stroke on to her beautiful photos inside.

When Danity Kane was first formed I had a bit of a crush on Aubrey O’Day. Thought she was cute and I just loved her incredibly fit and tight body. But the truth is I didn’t really follow DK or her much after that first season of the show. The fact that she did pose nude for Playboy obviously got my attention and I had to check her out unclothed the first chance I got.

The bad news is that I just don’t find her nearly as attractive anymore. I don’t know what it is but she seems so much more fake looking these days. I’m guessing it’s been a lot of plastic surgery, but I don’t follow the celeb gossip circuit so I don’t really know. Nevertheless, she’s still a very sexy girl and it’s nice to see her with her clothes off. Babe of the Week material for sure.

One of my faves on Rock of Love Bus is undoubtedly the sexy Latin beauty Brittanya O’Campo. She just gives off such a strange and intriguing vibe. She seems really sweet and innocent at times but at the same time you can’t help but feel that she’s a dirty whore that has STDs that haven’t been been named yet.

The real messed up thing is that even if she did have a plethora of STDs, the girl’s pretty enough and hot enough that you’d probably consider doing her any way and hope that penicillin is enough to fix whatever you pick up. And that, my friends, is what makes her one hell of a Babe of the Week.

The character she played in Nip/Tuck was kind of annoying, however, since AnnaLynne McCord is so freaking hot that I’d be more than willing to put up with her if she was just like that in real life. The hotness is what what has earned her my Babe of the Week because that’s pretty much the main thing that qualifies a girl.  And, let’s face it, the whole annoying thing would make for a phenomenal “hate fuck” candidate, as Hank Moody would say in Californication.

We’ll just call the Babe of the Week omissions for the past few weeks a holiday vacation. I had wanted to update on time each week, but I always ended up having something better to do — like play Fallout 3 or jerk off for the millionth time or take another nap. But now that I’m back to my real job from vacation, I figured I should also consider catching up with this.

The result of all this is that you get a trio of Babe of the Week’s this week! Sure, it’s only to catch me up, but you’re still getting a set of three smoking hot babes in a short amount of time. So, go ahead and check out Willa Ford, Lucy Hale, and Odette Yustman. And if you want to blame anything for my inconsistent updates, blame girls like them for occupying so much of my time!

Alright, so she isn’t really jailbait. Regardless, Madeline Zima’s character on Californication IS and there’s something scandously sexy about that. Throw in the facts that she has an amazing rack and her character on the show clearly loves the cock, and you have one mighty fine Babe of the Week-worthy piece of ass.

As I’ve mentioned previously, this show is filled with Spank Bank™-worthy fodder and, believe me, I’ve been stiffening quite a few socks and wash cloths thanks its inspirational message. There will inevitably be a plethora of future BotW’s that will come from this Showtime classic. And while on the topic of Showtime, there’s some hot naked Asian girl on TV now in some movie called Swingers Sex Party. Forgive me, while I see what it’s all about.

I came across some site recently that named Cassie Keller America’s Hottest Teen College Student (or America’s Hottest 18 Year Old College Student, I forget) and I instantly fell in love and just knew I had to make her my Babe of the Week. I’ve developed the biggest crush on this beautiful young lady and I’m sure you will find yourselves in the same predicament after checking out her breathtaking photos that I’ve included with this posting.

The 15 I’ve included are just the tip of the iceberg, however, as I suggest you Google and find all that the ‘net has to offer so you can undoubtedly come to the same conclusion as I have — that Cassie Keller is one of the finest females that has ever walked on this lucky planet.

If I had a chance to bone Britney Spears right now, would I? I’ll ask myself that on occasion and it’s not an easy answer. If she were just some chick that looked like she does, I might have to say no because she looks kinda busted and used these days. That said, she IS Britney Spears and there definitely would be some kind of honor in doing her raw — although the ridicule might actually surpass the praise I’d get.

So, yeah, I’d probably bang her out and would do so just so I could tell people I did and make some money off the nude’s I’d undoubtedly take and for the sex tape I’d undoubtedly make. For now, I’ll just settle with making her my Babe of the Week.

True Blood is one of my current crop of fave TV shows these days and one of the reasons why is the insane hippie chick that’s been showing off her great tits in every single episode she’s starred in so far. I just adore any actress with a great set who isn’t afraid to show them off with great regularity. It’s often the difference from being good and great.

I’ve eventually found out that there’s a name that goes with the tits – Lizzy Caplan. And I even came to realize that she’s actually starred in a ton of things that I’ve watched over the years. Yet, it hasn’t been until seeing this actress in all of her naked glory that I really took notice of her “acting” ability. Hmm, I wonder why? Well, the point is, thanks to her willingless to let me see her naked on TV, I figure it’s completely deserving of her to be named my Babe of the Week. It’s so easy.

I’ve been a slacker to the tenth power primarily because I’m typically working from 7:30AM until 7:30PM every Monday through Friday (including the commute) and then I’ve been busy spending my nights either partying in Boston and hitting on amazingly friendly and hot girls, catching up on my Tivo shit, practicing my guitar, watching football, or simply crafting my art of masturbating.

Nevertheless, there’s still no excuse for me being over three weeks late with the proliferation of babes from me to you. This is true especially given the fact that the stuff that’s been keeping me busy pretty much sums up my life for the past decade, but with the only change being the location and the guitar. Anywho, my being a good boy last night and staying in meant that I didn’t wake up groggy and with a hangover, so I’ve put up a whopping trio of new Babe of the Week girlies for your jerking pleasure — Grace Park, Dilshad Vadsaria, and Spencer Grammer. Hopefully, I can be on time with this coming week’s babe, maybe even early.

It must be a Happy Monday because for the first time in more than a month I’ve actually got a Babe of the Week out on time. This week’s honey is the sultry and sexy Mia Maestro who you may have seen on that hit television show Alias that starred Jennifer Garner. If not there, you might’ve caught her in one of my many overtly sexual, and sometimes sick, fantasies of her if you happened to have an all-access pass to my brain (which would be worth billions upon billions of dollars if it actually existed). She’s fine and if you ever get the opportunity, you should most definitely tap that shit.