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One of the reasons I’m so slack with Babe of the Week updates is that the way I’ve set things up is a slight bitch. I have to make the page, link the parent page link to it and then add a post pointing to the page so something would link to it from the main page. It’s an extra 5 minutes of work, which seems like nothing, but has been enough to make me dread taking the time to post (makes me cringe at the thought of manually building these pages by hand in HTML back in the “old” days).

Anyway, I’m going to try this new way and I’m starting things off with the lovely Addison Timlin. I quickly became a fan of her after she flashed me her boobs on Californication within five minutes of being on screen. Now THIS is a quality I love and respect in young actresses. I wish they all would get on the same boat and give me what I want!

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I was torn watching Californication this past season. While I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Eva Amurri’s amazing boobs as she played a college girl that stripped to pay the bills, I felt ripped off to some extent. First off, she’s 25 years old and my initial guess was closer to 28. Secondly, while her body is slamming and her breasts were a sight to behold, I can’t say that I’m the biggest fan of her face. Not ugly by any means, but she has a busted chin, fucked up nose and a gap between her eyes that is straight neanderthal. She’s perfect example of Butterface and I would think the producers could’ve found a younger and prettier actress to play her part that had boobs every bit as mouth watering.

Despite my negative feelings towards her face, I can’t say enough about her great tits that she had no problem showing off multiple times on several episodes of Californication. I’m a fan of such things and I believe in supporting young (well, somewhat young) actresses that do this so making Eva my Babe of the Week seemed like a no-brainer.

Zita Vass is a model and actress that hasn’t really starred in that much to date. Hopefully, that will change because she’s one of my favorite kinds of actresses — she’s hot and doesn’t mind taking her clothes off. Both are very important qualities when it comes to being an actress in my book. It’s surely enough to get her the nod as my Babe of the Week.

Alright, so she isn’t really jailbait. Regardless, Madeline Zima’s character on Californication IS and there’s something scandously sexy about that. Throw in the facts that she has an amazing rack and her character on the show clearly loves the cock, and you have one mighty fine Babe of the Week-worthy piece of ass.

As I’ve mentioned previously, this show is filled with Spank Bank™-worthy fodder and, believe me, I’ve been stiffening quite a few socks and wash cloths thanks its inspirational message. There will inevitably be a plethora of future BotW’s that will come from this Showtime classic. And while on the topic of Showtime, there’s some hot naked Asian girl on TV now in some movie called Swingers Sex Party. Forgive me, while I see what it’s all about.

It looks like Captain Justice is 2 for 2 with his series recommendations of late. I just finished watching Season 1 & 2 of Californication and to put it bluntly, it fucking rocks. I know I’ve been around a long time but I’ve finally figured out what I wanna be when I grow up. Well, except that it’s a who and not a what. When I grow up I want to be Hank Moody. He may be a fictional character, but he is my hero — at least when he was boning everything that moved.

The series is just phenomenally interesting and it got me hooked with all the tits in the first episode. I’m saddened by the fact that the tits decreased over time, but I’m willing to forgive it because of the excellent writing and always witty dialog. It’s like all the characters are as smart, as fun and as witty as I am. With the big difference being that they all get laid a lot more than me, which in a wierd way gives me some hope for happiness. If you don’t have Showtime already, you need to get it for this, Weeds, and Dexter.