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It’s about halfway through the 2nd quarter and I must say that the BCS National Championship is living up to the hype. Regardless of who comes out on top, I’ve seen enough to know that both Auburn and Oregon are very talented teams that are fully deserving of battling for the title. Sorry TCU, but these are the top two teams in the nation.

Where the battle may not be as close is with the cheerleaders. While I have the utmost respect for the titillating talent produced in the South and in the state of Alabama, based on what’s been shown on air so far, the tight bodied college pieces of ass cheering on the Ducks seem leaps and bounds above Auburn’s little sluts. That said, I sure wouldn’t mind taking each and every single one of them for a test drive at least once or twice.

My love for Victoria’s Secret models should be fairly well-known by now. Beyond just having the perfect body type somewhere in between your typical super skinny high fashion models and more voluptuous car show types, they tend to be highly exotic. One such girl is the Polish model Anna Jagodzinska.

This 5’10″ beauty has graced the covers of numerous fashion magazines including Vogue and grabbed my attention after catching her walk the runway of a Victoria’s Secret fashion show a few years back. And if she already isn’t a member of your Spank Bank™, it’s about time you make her one.

Full Name: Anna Maria Jagodzinska
Date of Birth: 09/12/1987
Place of Birth: Sierpc, Poland
Residence: New York, NY
Ethnicity: Polish
Height: 5′ 10″
Weight: 115 lbs
Measurements: 33–23.5–34
Occupation: Model

My boredom is your gain  today, as I have nothing better to do than watch movies & football plus update this site with pics of whatever girls I happen to be thinking about at the moment. Here’s the sultry Mila Kunis who pretty much went head-to-head with Natalie Portman in Black Swan and clearly stole the show as the prettier of the two young-ish actresses. The funny thing with Mila is that it’s not her amazing eyes or obvious beauty that makes me want to impregnate Miss Kunis, but rather the fact that she’s a hot chick that does the voice for ugly Meg on Family Guy.

The giant snowflakes that I see falling outside my window has once again gotten me thinking about hot chicks in bikinis. So that’s what’s been my inspiration for the past few hours this morning as I’ve been working out my right arm vigorously with my God-given Shake Weight.  Since you sadly can’t take a peek into my mind, here’s fun pic of Selena Gomez in a bikini where she appears to be checking out herself and most likely thinking, “damn, I’d hit that!”.

I wouldn’t mind the cold or snow so much if not for the fact that it stops women from wearing tight skin-revealing clothes and bikinis. That’s a massive downside to this kind of weather and it makes me wish it were Summer and bikini season. For those on the same boat, here are some nice bikini memories featuring Miley Cyrus, Bar Refaeli, Marissa Miller, Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale & Katy Perry all looking mighty sexy flaunting their bikini bods.

One of the reasons I’m so slack with Babe of the Week updates is that the way I’ve set things up is a slight bitch. I have to make the page, link the parent page link to it and then add a post pointing to the page so something would link to it from the main page. It’s an extra 5 minutes of work, which seems like nothing, but has been enough to make me dread taking the time to post (makes me cringe at the thought of manually building these pages by hand in HTML back in the “old” days).

Anyway, I’m going to try this new way and I’m starting things off with the lovely Addison Timlin. I quickly became a fan of her after she flashed me her boobs on Californication within five minutes of being on screen. Now THIS is a quality I love and respect in young actresses. I wish they all would get on the same boat and give me what I want!

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Even though it’s kind of fucked up that she got her head chopped off at the end and it’s lame for a super hot chick in a horror movie to never get naked, but I absolutely fell in love with Elizabeth Nicole after watching Cornered! this cold and snowy evening. Not only does this girl have a killer body, but she has a face so beautiful and innocent that you feel the need to choke her out — err, I mean, make sweet, long, and passionate love to and if she’s good in bed, put a ring on that finger.

What I’m basically saying is that I wouldn’t mind impregnating her because she’s hot enough to produce good offspring with my gene pool. If that’s not Babe of the Week material, then I don’t know what is.

I was just watching Invictus last night and started wondering if Nelson Mandela is pro- or anti-vuvuzela. The shit was pretty annoying and if he’s in pro- them, I wonder if he could’ve made it through his 27 years in prison if they were being blown in his ear the entire time. Yeah, so that’s the kind of stupid stuff that goes through my head when I’m not thinking about sex.

The only reason I’ve even decided to share is that my Babe of the Week, the insanely sexy Victoria’s Secret Super Model Candice Swanepoel, hails from some weird sounding place down in South Africa.  Candice pretty much stole the show in tonight’s VS Fashion Show as far as I’m concerned, so I had to put her up on the site after taking care of some business first.

To say that I’ve been slacking on the Babe of the Week would be a massive understatement. It’s been nearly 3 months since I posted an update, but thanks to massive amounts of boredom and a rain delayed Monday Night Football game I’ve put together 11 weeks of girls for your viewing pleasure. I’m hoping I can keep up on the weekly thing, but I’m not making any promises because I’m Captain Slack these days with this blog.

• 10/11/10-10/17/10 – Paz de la Huerta
• 10/04/10-10/10/10 – Zoe Saldana
• 09/27/10-10/03/10 – Zooey Deschanel
• 09/20/10-09/26/10 – Marion Cotillard
• 09/13/10-09/19/10 – Aishwarya Rai
• 09/06/10-09/12/10 – Jennifer Hawkins
• 08/30/10-09/05/10 – Sophie Monk
• 08/23/10-08/29/10 – Joanna Krupa
• 08/16/10-08/22/10 – Diane Kruger
• 08/09/10-08/15/10 – Alexa Chung
• 08/02/10-08/08/10 – Arianny Celeste

This made me giggle and it’s kind of fucked up whether it was a real accident or staged.