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Special props to a fellow member of the “Brotherhood of Dave” — Dave Hunt — for Tweeting me into putting up Anna “Anya” Chapman as my Babe of the Week. She’s an absolute perfect choice for this site despite the fact that she’s currently being held as an alleged Russian spy for Moscow.

I don’t know all the details and I honestly don’t give a damn either way. The girl is super cute and I’d gladly divulge to her any secrets about the goings on of my life any day. This whole story seems straight out of some 007 movie which has got me to thinking about what her Bond girl name would be. So far, my top picks are “Anya Face” or “Anya Cock”. Got anything better? Whether you do or you don’t, check out her Babe of the Week photos.

I’m about three years late on this, but must say that I completely agree with the Internet in the naming of Allison Stokke has the hottest female athlete on the planet. The girl, who happens to one of the finest examples of the female form alive, is currently a pole-vault extraordinaire for the University of California where I believe her personal best is in the area of 13′ 6″, although that could be out of date or just flat out wrong.

The exact height doesn’t matter as it’s clear she’s used to dealing with poles much larger than mine (I’m guessing much thinner, though). Being named my Babe of the Week is just the latest of many of her young life’s excellent accomplishments, so go ahead and give her some congrats in the form of an honorary jerk or ten.

I’m not sure if I’m ready to give her Megan Fox’s crown of sexiest actress alive just yet, but Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in fact replacing Miss Fox as the female lead in the next Transformers movie. And if that’s enough to send her on the path to stardom, she already has a pretty decent modeling resume that includes appearances in Victoria’s Secret and in numerous magazines where she does something that Megan has been too much of a heartless bitch to do — show us her fabulous tittays.

The latter is something that I’m definitely a fan of and as such, I consider it my civic duty to honor her as my Babe of the Week. It’s important to reward actresses, models and celebrities to do nice things like that so more in the future will keep doing it. I’m 100% certain that all of you reading are completely with me on this important agenda.

I think I might’ve found a new guilty pleasure in Pretty Little Liars as it stars at least three actresses that I’d love to bang the living shit out of. Sure, they play “high school girls” in the show, but as is the norm in Hollywood with these kinds of shows the actresses are all well into their 20s — I won’t hold that against them, however.

One of the lovely actresses that I want to bone is Ashley Benson who plays the character Hannah Marin in the show. The character she plays is one of those stuck up girls that you really wanna anally violate to put her in her place. I know that it’s just the role she plays, but it helps my perception enough of her that she’s a clear cut Babe of the Week.

I keep trying to write this while watching give up two quick crap goals against the Hawks in the Stanley Cup Finals. This series looks over and could be officially in the books before the NBA Finals with the C’s start, so I won’t really have the pleasure of watching two of my squads in the finals at the same time. When does the NFL season start? I’m ready for it already!

As for my Babe of the Week, I’ve decided to give it to a rare beauty that’s in her 30s — Elisabetta Canalis. She might be up there in age, but sure doesn’t look it. I can see why someone like George Clooney would spend his nights tapping the shit outta that ass instead of just nailing random ho’s (pretty sure he does that still, anyway).

I watch a ton of television shows that would lead some to believe that I may be playing for the “other” team. Nevertheless, I still have my lines that I simply won’t cross. Case in point is that show Glee that I’m pretty sure is all about boys kissing other boys and flowers and kittens. It’s just something that I can’t ever see myself watching and this is coming from someone that has watched High School Musical (Vanessa Hudgens is wicked hot).

The only thing that could get me to watch it is if I were to find out it had tons of hot girls on it. While I am featuring Heather Morris, one of the stars of the show, as my Babe of the Week, it doesn’t mean it’s enough for me to waste my time watching it. First, she’s not quite Vanessa hot and, second, I’m only really featuring her because she has some photos where her chest region isn’t fully covered. I like to support actresses that do these kinds of things.

Today’s been a pretty damn good day. Things started off with a couple of early morning bingers that resulted in a pair of separate hangovers before 3PM rolled around. Decided to sober up at this point because I figured six hangovers was enough for one weekend and it was game time for the Celtics. My boys came out strong and held on at the end to go up 1-0 over the Orlando Magic. My fan “luck” continued at night, as the Flyers straight dusted the Habs 6-0 to take a 1-0 lead in that series.

As if both my teams winning games in their respective conference finals wasn’t enough, I also happened to come across some sexy photos of a hot girl that I hadn’t seen before. Always a pleasurable thing. The girl in question is Jessica Jane Clement and you can check her out as my Babe of the Week.

My latest celebrity crush would be Tess Taylor, star of the reality TV series Pretty Wild and recent Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year. She’s gotten a lot of negative press lately because some pictures of her smoking weed topless surfaced on the ‘net, but as far as I’m concerned that only makes her wifey material. The only thing that sounds more fun than getting high, would be doing so with a girl as beautiful as Tess Taylor while she’s lacking in the clothes department.

The bottom line is that she’s a beautiful woman and was an absolute shoe-in to become my Babe of the Week within seconds of witnessing her splendor. And it’s not just that she has an amazing set of all-natural double D’s, which are definitely a plus. Her face is as pretty as they come and her eyes are flat-out mesmerizing. I want her and would be willing to put up with any of her negatives for a chance to ravage her from behind and plaster my batter all over her chest and face.

Apparently there’s some big scandal surrounding France’s national soccer team because a bunch of the team’s squad paid a shit ton of money each to get down and dirty with a prostitute that happened to be as young as 16 and 17 years old at the time of the cash donations. I don’t get why it’s such a big deal because prostitution should be legal and so should 16 when a girl looks like this.

I’ll take a cue from Simon Cowell and be honest here — the prostitute in question, Zahia Dehar, is kind of butter in my humble opinion. There’s just something not right about her face. Her tater tots also trouble me a bit because it seems like her nips aren’t where they ought to be. It’s as if they’re on the side of her air bags instead of the front. All that said, this Babe of the Week seems built for the sole purpose of getting fucked. I believe in all my heart that the reason this woman was put on this planet was to have guys bang the living crap out of her and she do the same to them.

It’s this fact, as far as I’m concerned, that makes it stupid that prostitution is illegal. The reason this girl is on this planet is to please dudes and it would’ve been a disservice to her and humanity if she decided to do anything else with her life. Prostitution should be legal and socially accepted and guidance counselors should push young women into this lucrative field if it’s really the best thing they have in their favor. Dave Z has spoken.

No disrespect to Tom Brokaw, but France has us beat when it comes to hot news anchors. Case in point is the breathtakingly beautiful Mélissa Theuriau who has been featured on all sorts of channels and news programs over there that I’ve never heard of and don’t really care to name.

Despite the fact that she was born in the same decade of me, which makes her about 100 in chick years, she’s still quite pretty and worthy of being my Babe of the Week. Oh, yeah, another plus with this chick is that since she’s French she’s cool with going to those beaches where they don’t wear tops and since she’s semi-famous, people take pictures of her when she’s on those beaches and share them with the rest of the world. Loves it and loves her.