Babe of the Week: Cassidy Wolf

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As soon as I first witnessed the transcendent allure of Cassidy Wolf, I was 100% certain that she was going to make the move from being simply Miss California Teen USA 2013 to Miss Teen USA 2013. Not only does she personify the words beauty and perfection, but she also exudes a personality that would make her a dream candidate to … Continue reading

Babe of the Week: Julie Zorrilla

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I’ve always had a thing from babes that come from certain South American countries and that’s why Columbian-born American Idol Season 10 contestant, Julie Zorrilla, immediately garnered my sexual attention as soon as she first appeared on my TV screen. I’m not sure what her chances are in becoming … Continue reading

Babe of the Week: Tiffany Thompson

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If you’ve been following me for a while, you’ll likely know that I like my porn stars to not really look the part. What I mean by this is that I’d rather see some chick naked or get rammed that looks like a normal, albeit “hot” normal, girl rather … Continue reading

Babe of the Week: Sophie Howard

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I love female breasts. And I’m 99.8% certain that the meaning of life can be found by staring at them long enough. Touching, squeezing, kissing, licking, punching and spooging on them can only help one know that life’s worth living.

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Babe of the Week: Anna Jagodzinska

My love for Victoria’s Secret models should be fairly well-known by now. Beyond just having the perfect body type somewhere in between your typical super skinny high fashion models and more voluptuous car show types, they tend to be highly exotic. One such girl is the Polish … Continue reading

A New Love

Even though it’s kind of fucked up that she got her head chopped off at the end and it’s lame for a super hot chick in a horror movie to never get naked, but I absolutely fell in love with Elizabeth Nicole after watching Cornered! … Continue reading

No Vuvuzela’s With Candice Swanepoel

I was just watching Invictus last night and started wondering if Nelson Mandela is pro- or anti-vuvuzela. The shit was pretty annoying and if he’s in pro- them, I wonder if he could’ve made it through his 27 years in prison if they were being blown in … Continue reading

11 Weeks of Babes

To say that I’ve been slacking on the Babe of the Week would be a massive understatement. It’s been nearly 3 months since I posted an update, but thanks to massive amounts of boredom and a rain delayed Monday Night Football game I’ve put together … Continue reading

More of Brooke Eden

I can’t get enough of Brooke Eden (aka Brooke Helvie). She’s making me like country music…or at the very least her.

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