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Curling has gained quite a bit of popularity over the years — as something to either watch or mock — and the only reason I give a crap about it is that it sports some of the best looking chick athletes around (guessing cause you don’t really have to be a great athlete and thus the sport isn’t filled with she-males like the WNBA).

This past Winter Olypmics featured a ton of eye-candy in the Curling ranks and I was having probably trying to pick one to feature. I couldn’t make up my mind, so I went with the trio of Melanie Robillard (Germany), Madeleine Dupont (Denmark), & Ludmila Privivkova (Russia). So, they’re all my Babe of the Week. Apologies to some of their hot and worthy teammates or competitors from other countries that didn’t quite make the cut for my podium.

I love girls of all types and ages (insert jail bait joke here). But I must admit that I have a special spot reserved in my Spank Bank™ for ladies with a little of the tanned ethnicities in them. The dark hair, brown eyes and naturally tanned skin tends to get the blood flowing into certain extremities quicker than normal. It also helps when said lady is in great shape, and has a nicely rounded ass and a pair of voluptuous double D play toys.

One such women is 23 year old model Jesse Preston. She’s a bangin’ brunette of Puerto Rican descent that has taken it all off for Playboy several times and can now add Dave’s Babe of the Week to her already stellar resume. The only thing that she needs now for her life to be complete is to become one of the notches on my bed post, which comes with a complimentary wheelchair that she’ll need after I bang her so hard and so long that my balls get stuck inside her rectum.

I’m not even sure why I “still” watch American Idol anymore. I got tired of the “joke” rounds a few years ago and I’ve never really enjoyed the “serious” episodes ever. I guess the only thing that keeps me coming is the potential for a bangin’ chick every now and then.

The problem with this is that while the judges seem to let a few through to finals, the “voters” (going crazy with the quotes today) tend to weed out the hottest girls first — most likely out of jealousy considering it’s mostly fat housewives calling in.

The latest to make it through that will ultimately get cut soon is Tampa’s Janell Wheeler. A very pretty blonde-haired, brown-eyed beauty that squeaked into the Top 24 of this season. The only thing she really has going for her is that she’s slightly on the chubby side and the “pretty but chubby” chicks are the only ones that really have a shot to make it far on this show. The problem with her is that her vocals don’t seem all that impressive, but, of course, that won’t keep her from being my Babe of the Week.

There used to be a time a while back when the release of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue was the biggest event of the year for me. I would drive to dozens of different stores trying to find a copy early even though I already had an SI sub just to get it in my hands as soon as possible. It was the highlight of my year and my first half-dozen or so true loves and soul mates just happened to be SI swimsuit models.

The issue just doesn’t mean as much to me anymore and I’m pretty sure the Internet’s to blame. That said, it still tends to feature some of the hotter babes on Planet Earth and one such beauty is Andy Roddick’s wifey, Brooklyn Decker. She’s a gorgeous blond with a great body, which is likely why she was SI’s 2010 cover girl, and is now a Babe of the Week.

Did you know that Katy Perry had such amazing boobs? I sure didn’t until a couple of weeks ago. The crazy part is that I’ve been listening to her music for quite a long time and have considered myself a fan. Yet, I had no idea that she’s a very attractive girl that has an amazing pair of tits.

I guess I’ve just been off my game, because normally this kind of shit doesn’t get by me. I’ve been listening to Hot N Cold, Waking Up In Vegas, I Kissed A Girl, and all of her other excellent catchy tunes all before knowing that I’d shove my junk in her so hard that I might get my inch and a half a full two inches inside of her. Okay, I’m exaggerating a little bit. The extra half inch is just foreskin so it doesn’t really count. Regardless, Katy Perry is a hot piece of ass and she’s my Babe of the Week.

I can’t say that I have any desire at all to watch Dear John, but if I do it will be for the simple fact that actress Amanda Seyfried is bangin’. The beautiful blonde actress has an amazing pair of eyes and she’s quit the looker. Of course, I don’t think she gets nekky in Dear John so it still might not be worth watching just for her.

The movie Chloe, on the other hand, does feature her fully unclothed, so that one will be on the must watch list for sure. For now, guess I’ll just have to check out the vidcaps from the movie that I’ve included in her Babe of the Week profile.

I’ve been super lazy this past week. Well, lazy at least when it comes to updating this site. Been busting my ass at work, have been hitting the gym almost daily, and have been doing my best to try and get my life back on track…just have been too lazy when not doing all that to do simple things like update this blog.

Blah, blah, blah, I’m sure you’re thinking and I get it. So, we’ll cut to the chase and get to the Babe of the Week. As I hinted to in my last post, it’s none other than Ayla Brown, the daughter of the newly elected Senator of Massachusetts, and the first Republican to hold the seat since well before the sperm and egg met that created me, Scott Brown.

I’m not sure if the show is on anymore, but Beauty & the Geek used to be one of my many reality TV guilty pleasures. I’d watch and make fun of it religiously with my roommies at the time and it was one of the shows I’d look forward to each and every week. In addition to the obvious comedic element it brought to my life, it also was worth watching for the plethora of Spank Bank™ material it introduced.

One such bringer of wet dream fodder was season four’s Amanda Hanshaw. She didn’t last on the show that long, but it was enough of an appearance to get her recognized by me and lesser known entities such as Playboy, where she became a Cyber Girl of the Week and managed to do what seems like a few thousand pictorials. And while it may seem a long overdue, she has now been honored as my Babe of the Week.

Not sure if you know this, but there were several beautiful bangable bitches in those atrocious Twilight films. I didn’t really realize it when watching the movies because I was too busy scratching my eye balls out and hammering rusty nails in my testicles to dull the pain and brain damage caused by the witnessing of such filth.

One of these slam-worth sluts is the lovely Ashley Greene, who was named my Babe of the Week back in November. She has quickly become one of my favorite young actresses thanks to the leaked cell phone pics that came out in ‘09 and now this new ad campaign with Sobe where she’s wearing nothing but body paint. All I know is that I’m a fan and have completely forgiven her for being a part of those two films. I’m sure after checking out these pics below, you’ll forgive her, too!

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I was torn watching Californication this past season. While I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Eva Amurri’s amazing boobs as she played a college girl that stripped to pay the bills, I felt ripped off to some extent. First off, she’s 25 years old and my initial guess was closer to 28. Secondly, while her body is slamming and her breasts were a sight to behold, I can’t say that I’m the biggest fan of her face. Not ugly by any means, but she has a busted chin, fucked up nose and a gap between her eyes that is straight neanderthal. She’s perfect example of Butterface and I would think the producers could’ve found a younger and prettier actress to play her part that had boobs every bit as mouth watering.

Despite my negative feelings towards her face, I can’t say enough about her great tits that she had no problem showing off multiple times on several episodes of Californication. I’m a fan of such things and I believe in supporting young (well, somewhat young) actresses that do this so making Eva my Babe of the Week seemed like a no-brainer.