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My friends give me mad shit about the fact that I watch a lot of chick shows but it doesn’t bother me because I revel in the fact that I’m a fat horny bastard that’s infatuated with hot girls — and most of these types of shows are havens for hotties. One such show is the thoroughly awful Pretty Little Liars that thankfully just started back up again.

The show is quite dumb on so many levels but it’s worth watching because Lucy Hale, Troian Avery Bellisario, Ashley Benson, Holly Marie Combs and a few other regulars on the show are all massively attractive and make for quality Spank Bank™ fodder on cold wintry nights. Plus, I feel that nobody should ever feel guilty about their pleasures — obviously, as long as it doesn’t include raping little kids or eating live babies.

I think I might’ve found a new guilty pleasure in Pretty Little Liars as it stars at least three actresses that I’d love to bang the living shit out of. Sure, they play “high school girls” in the show, but as is the norm in Hollywood with these kinds of shows the actresses are all well into their 20s — I won’t hold that against them, however.

One of the lovely actresses that I want to bone is Ashley Benson who plays the character Hannah Marin in the show. The character she plays is one of those stuck up girls that you really wanna anally violate to put her in her place. I know that it’s just the role she plays, but it helps my perception enough of her that she’s a clear cut Babe of the Week.