Jazz @ Kings (12/04/07) — Court side. Floor seats. Kings Row. Whatever you want to call them, Gordon and I were “in the front row” when we watching the basketball game between the Utah Jazz and the Sacremento Kings. Got the $1000 a piece tickets from the boss at work and watched the game next to rich fuck like Kings owners the Maloof’s, who were just a few seats to the left of us. It was pretty damn pimp and a fun way to watch the game despite my fat ass being wayyyyyyy tooooo big to fit into the tiny space given.

Florida Vacation (07/22/07) — I love my FL girls so I had to do another trip to the Sunshine State in July to party with them. It was another amazing few days of getting high, getting drunk, and partying our asses off. I even was in a stupid enough mood that I wore some pretty awful wigs while hitting downtown Ft Lauderdale while we were partying it up.

New York City Trip (06/23/07) — I was drunk this one Tuesday night (like most nights of days that end in “day”) and my friend Jackie IM’d me and said “you should come visit me in NYC this weekend”. And I was so drunk at the time that I said, “sure! That sounds like a lot of fun!” So I booked a flight and hotel for the weekend with just a few days notice and off to NYC I went! I had an amazing time seeing the city for the first time while getting to meet Paula and Amanda in person and partying with Jackie and Charis (who I convinced to fly up from FL to hang with me) yet again. I, sadly, lost my digital camera while drunk in some NYC cab, so the only photos I have are from other people’s cameras and from my Macbook when we were fucking around in the hotel room.

Erin & Andrea in SF (05/12/07) — Two of my ultra cool FL girls paid me a visit for a few days in May and it turned out to be one of the most enjoyable weekends ever even though we didn’t really do shit. It was mostly just three complete jokers goofing off and being silly 24/7. I fucking loved it!

Florida Vacation (04/30/07) — I flew out to FL to participate in AIDS Walk Ft Lauderdale and to party hard with some of my hot friends. The latter happened, but I kinda missed out on the whole walk thing. I felt horrible about it, but at the same time I raised a LOT of money for a good cause because I of the whole promise that my fat ass would walk 10K…the charity got the $ and my fat ass didn’t have to sweat. Everyone won!

LA w/Jordanna, Kim & Nikayla (03/13/07) — A few days after Erica left SF, I flew down to Los Angeles to do some hardcore partying with my friends Jordanna (the one that was in Playboy), Kim and Nikayla. Oh, yeah, Brandon was there, too.

Erica Ramos in SF (03/11/07) — After she finished up doing her import modeling thing at HIN in San Mateo, my gorgeous friend, Miss Erica Ramos, spent a couple of days hanging out with me in San Francisco. I gave her a quick tour of the city and then we just chilled at home and had a good time hanging out.

Sam K’s Wedding Reception (09/25/05) — My boy Sam K got married and these are a few photos from his wedding reception (place had an amazing view — and I’m not just talking about me pimped out in a suit).

Florida Vacation Photos (09/03/05-09/19/05) — The vacation spanned 2+ weeks and covered a great deal of the Sunshine State, including Orlando, Tally, Miami and Fort Lauderdale. It was one of the most enjoyable vacations I’ve ever taken and I came away from it with a lot of new lifelong friends. Have a look at the 200+ photos for a glimpse at some of the wild times that were had.

Sarah & Elle in San Francisco (08/20/05) — Check out the 88 photos I’m able to share from my time spent with my friend’s Sarah & Elle. The former has a Babe of the Week in her near future and the latter already has one under her belt.

July Partying w/o Alcohol (08/03/05) — Here are a bunch of photos that span several weeks of partying at clubs in San Fran while I was doing the whole “I’m not gonna drink the rest of July” thing that I decided to do for the hell of it.

4th of July Weekend @ Ten15 & Ruby Skye (07/04/05) — Great music, lots of dancing, hot women, and just a great time getting drunk with friends and just having an all-around good time. See my sweating, red fingernail-having ass in many of these 170 photos.

Ferry Corsten @ Ruby Skye (06/24/05) — The DJ rocked, the place was crowded, and I had one of my most successful nights ever rollin’ the honeys. Inside you’ll find about 50 photos that I took throughout the course of the amazing night.

E3 2005: Random Photos (05/24/05) — These are all the photos I took while hitting the bars and clubs in Los Angeles while down at the ‘05 Electronic Entertainment Expo. There are quite a few babes in there, so enjoy!

LA w/Avital, Elle, & Jordanna (05/02/05) – Inside, you’ll find all the hot steamy photos from my trip to LA where I hung out with my good friends Avital, Elle, & Jordanna. Uber-hotties! Don’t miss out!

Hangin’ with Avital (04/20/05) — Even though I had never met her and only knew her through a friend Jordanna whom I had only known through the Internet at the time, I decided to drive down to LA to help Avital go furniture shopping since she didn’t have a car at the time. I was worn out from the drive, but had an amazing time with her shopping and then partying our asses off with some of her friends. In all, I snapped more than 150 photos during our drunken evening.

Springtime Partying (04/01/05) — Not really sure where to put these because they are from random dates in March and April of 2005, so I’m just grouping them all together in one small album.

Armin van Buuren and Gabriel & Dresden @ Club Mighty (03/30/05) — A bunch of photos taken from a special impromptu event thrown by Spundae that was put together on something like 12 hours notice with some amazing DJs. It somehow drew a big ass crowd thanks to David Toole’s quick web promotions.

Jennifer Dorn’s Cali Trip (03/13/05) – One of my beautiful friends, Jennifer Dorn, flew out to visit me for a few days in March ‘05 and I ended up giving her a horrific tour of San Francisco (horrific because I was sick and didn’t know shit about the “tourist” aspects of the city) before we decided to take a road trip to show her the Cali coast and LA for her very first time.

Sasha @ Ruby Skye (02/25/05) — A few photos taken at Ruby Skye when Sasha was spinning back in February of ‘05.

Random Party Photos (01/15/05) — Not even sure where these were taken, but they’re pictures from partying on the 15th of January in ‘05 in San Francisco.

John00Flemming @ Ten15 (01/01/05) – We didn’t let the intense New Year’s Eve partying stop us from coming back out on the night of January 1st ‘05 to check out John00Flemming spinning at Ten15. It was an amazing follow-up to a great NYE.

New Year’s Eve ‘05 (12/31/04) — To celebrate the end of 2004, I hit up Ten15 with my brother and his girl, plus Michelle & Dave Toole to countdown to 2005 with Ferry Corsten. It was a blast and the fucked up expressions on our faces you’ll see in these photos prove it.

DJ Marcus Schultz @ Ten15 (12/18/04) — 45 pictures taken mostly of the DJ and the crowd while at 1015 Folsum. There are maybe one or two spankworthy honeys in the batch of shots.

Princess Corrine’s Bday Bash @ Roe (12/17/04) — A half-dozen photos taken while checking out the birthday party at Roe Restaraunt for a smokin’ hot Go Go dancer named Princess Corrine. The photos are of me, Joy and Trevor, plus one of me and the Princess.

DJ Tiesto @ Ruby Skye (12/15/04) — Just 10 pictures that I took while at Ruby Skye to check out DJ Tiesto. The crowd was a little too annoying and we didn’t get close enough for the photos to be worth a damn.

0-16 @ Suite 181 (12/11/04) — Not only did I strike out 16 straight times, but I also only took two photos the entire night. The girl’s not that bad on the eyes, though, so it won’t be a total waste of your time to check them out.

Dragon Bar (12/10/04) I think this was the most “talented” nights at Dragon Bar for me. Sadly, I was too busy dancing most of the time to take any photos to showcase all of this talent. Only went home with 10 total photos.

IGN Christmas Party (12/09/04) — I honestly don’t remember 90% of 53 photos you’ll find in this set and after seeing the last few of me passed out on the sidewalk, you’ll understand why. I guess 13 double shots of Kamikaze and a half-dozen Jager Red Bulls will do that to you.

BrandonCam in Orlando (11/13/04) — These are a few photos during my week+ vacation in Orlando that were taken with Brandon’s digital camera. He sent them to me a while back, but I never posted them.

Saturday night in downtown Orlando (11/13/04) — Yet another great night of partying in downtown Orlando. A great way to finish off an unbelievably fun trip to Florida.

Latitude, Big Belly, Flow, downtown Orlando (11/12/04) — This might’ve been the best night out in Orlando. It was definitely one of the most adventurous. Ended up taking about 36 photos while at several different bars and clubs.

Red Square, Big Belly, downtown Orlando (11/11/04) — One of many party nights in downtown Orlando. One of the few where I actually took the time to bring out my camera. The pictures include a few gems, particularly this one dime that was bartending at Red Square.

’80s Night @ Back Booth (11/09/04) — Just a handful of photos from Back Booth at their ’80s Night. Don’t get excited, though, because I didn’t really take many pictures and nothing I did photo was all that exciting.

UCF Homecoming Game (11/06/04) — Nothing too special will be found within here, unless you wanna see the Beer Pong table where Brandon Justice and I dominated with an undefeated 3-0 record.

Chillers, Antigua, Etc., in Orlando (11/03/04) — Got off the plane at 10, took a cab ride to Brandon’s place, jumped in the shower, then immediately started partying like crazed college kids.

Where The Magic Happens (10/09/04) — A look at the bedroom in my new place complete with a new La-Z-Boy recliner and red satin sheets for my queen size bed.

My New Crib (08/30/04) — A few pictures of my new and completely empty crib over at The Fillmore Center. It’s a penthouse apartment on the very top floor of Tower 3 of The Fillmore Center.

Ruby Skye (08/20/04) — 32 photos from your typical Friday night at the place I like to call Ruby Skye. I call it that because that’s what the damn club is named! I’m a genius like that and you know it.

Frisky Rhythm @ Ruby Skye (08/14/04) — I didn’t go crazy taking photos of hotties at this month’s Frisky Rhythm event even though they were out and about in full force. Just danced all night with David Toole and his girl, Michelle. There’s just a little over a dozen photos, mostly of us being stupid.

Joy’s Bday Bash @ Suite 181 (08/13/04) — Celebrated Joy’s birthday at Suite One8One on Friday the 13th. It was one of those nights where I drank so damn much that I don’t remember a damn thing from the night. Luckily, I’ve got some pictures to show that I was there.

Cya Brandon @ Suite 181 (08/07/04) — The infamous Brandon Justice is leaving San Francisco and the fog for Mickey Mouse and the Florida sun in Orlando. We celebrated his last Saturday night in the city by tearing up Suite 181 with a bunch of friends and I took a small batch of pictures so it will never be forgotten.

Loft 11, Suite 181, Ruby Skye, Other (07/31/04)– These 40+ photos were taken over the course of several weeks of partying at a variety of clubs including Loft 11, Suite 181, Ruby Skye, and Buddha.

Frisky Rhythm @ Ruby Skye (07/10/04) — All of the pictures I took at Ruby Skye last night of me, my friends and the hot ladies that were in attendance. Feel free to order a large print of one of the photographs of me to hang on your wall. You know you wanna do it!

Big Al’s (07/06/04) — Just a taste of some of the cool things you can buy if you’re ever in North Beach here in SF and stop by Big Al’s. It’s one of those dirty little sex shops if you didn’t already know.

Random Party Photos (06/29/04) — A large chunk of photos from a couple of different nights of partying at my normal stomping grounds. Includes some pics of me with the all-time Home Run King and steroid-enhanced, Barry Bonds, of the San Francisco Giants.

Random Party Photos (06/12/04) — A small batch of 21 photos covering several weekends of partying at Suite 181, Ruby Skye and The Pussy Palace (that’s what Brandon and Trevor secretly call their crib).

Partying @ Ruby Skye (06/24/04) — A few photos from some random night at Ruby Sky back in June ‘04.

DJ Rap & Marco V @ Ten15 (05/30/04) — Check out the 173 web-worthy photos I took while checking out DJ Rap and Marco V on Sunday night at Ten15 here in San Francisco. Untz. Untz. Untz. Untz. Untz.

Partying @ Ruby Skye (05/22/04) — A batch of photos taken from some random night of dancing and getting sloshed at Ten15.

E3 2004: Booth Babes (05/18/04) — Thanks to the efforts of our dear friend Mr. Sam Bishop, I didn’t come home empty with regard to pictures of fine booth babes from the Electronic Entertainment Expo. If you ever bump into Sam, you really owe him a little salad tossing lovin’ and maybe even a hand job or two. A simple “thanks” will even do if you’re an ungrateful bastard.

E3 2004: ESPN Videogames Party (05/17/04) — It turned out to be one of the best parties that I’ve ever been at during E3. Not only did I get completely shit-faced drunk, as always is the case, I had an enjoyable time talking to a variety of insanely hot notches including Robin, Jamie and Trishelle from the Real World. I even managed to get a few non-sexual kisses that I was able to turn into something pretty erotic by wiping the area that was kissed and then jerking off in the bathroom. So, in a roundabout kind of way Trishelle and some nameless hottie had their lips on my manhood. Yes, I’m more than a little weird.

E3 2004: No Babes Allowed (05/16/04) — These are the photos I took while down in Los Angeles for the Electronic Entertainment Expo that do NOT contain any babes in them. Yep, I know. This is a completely worthless update that is stealing bandwidth that could be better used to show you pictures of hotties. I’m the devil.

Cribs 2004: The Dave Z Edition (02/02/04) — Here’s an updated look at where I live with an all-new apartment and actually some real furniture this time around. This is where all the magic happens! You know, magical things like orgasms with only one person!

My Summer Vacation (09/27/03) — Just a few pictures from my vacation to visit my parents in Delaware…but most of the pictures are from Philly. It’s pretty boring, so stay away unless you’re having problems sleeping.

Jager & Red Bull (08/07/03) — Now that I’m back to regular work hours (eight hour days feel so tremendously short right now), I have more time to be the alcoholic that I was born to be. Thanks to David Toole, I’ve found myself a new favorite drink to replace the vodka tonic — Jager and Red Bull. Yum. It tastes like bubblegum. ***

E3 2003: Booth Babes (05/18/03) — It was harder to do than you probably realize, but against my own wants I went ahead photographed lots of hot women showcasing their bodies at this year’s Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles. I did it all for you!

My Bedroom Walls (02/25/03) — A few photos of what’s hanging on my bedroom walls. Ah, if only my walls could talk… they’d probably tell me to stop cumming all over them and use a condom or tissue every now and then.

Majesco Party (11/18/02) — These photos were taken from a Majesco party that was thrown at the Bliss Bar here in San Francisco, CA. For those of you that have yet to experience a party in the videogame industry, these photos will show you pretty much what you can expect (hot women, really ugly guys and lots of booze).

The Honda Accord (10/09/02) — A couple of pictures of my white 1989 Honda Accord, plus a few from my ride home. I actually almost didn’t make it home…too bad I don’t have the pictures to prove it.

Cribs: The Dave Z Edition (07/21/02) — You ever want to know where the Dave Z animal lives? No, we’re not talking about the VC office…his real home. Well, here’s your chance as we show you every corner of his San Francisco apartment. Puffy ain’t got shit on Dave Z.

E3 2002: Booth Babes (05/26/02) — A handful of photos that I was able to take of the booth babes from the recent Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles, CA. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have been.

Bowling Night (04/07/02) — Some pretty boring photos taken from our bowling night at the Serra Bowl in Daly City, CA. We only bowled 1.8 games because it was charged hourly and we didn’t want to spend $50 just to go bowling for 2 hours.

2002 Rose Bowl (01/03/02) — Photos from the 2002 Rose Bowl where I saw my Miami Hurricanes win the 2001 BCS National Championship by beating the shit out of Nebraska 37-14. It culminated a perfect 12-0 season and was easily one of the greatest days as a sports fan.

New Year’s Eve 2000 (12/31/99) – I had just moved into San Francisco in October and this was my very first New Year’s Eve in the city. What made it even more special was that I was able to spend it with a bunch of my very best friends while celebrating the dawn of “the year 2000″. It was just us ugly dudes, but it was by far the most fun I’ve ever had celebrating the coming of the new year.