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"Dear Dave"

Tuesday, April 9, 2002

Message from Britney...

Hi Dave this is possibly the coolest web page I have ever seen. It makes me happy. so happy its like being horny and getting off. But I just wanted to say I would love to be babe of the week. I want to send you my nude pics, clothed pics, and porno videos. I would love to be your masturbation slave you "bishop". If u post this I will know you want my pics.

Love always and forever

Britney

Dear Britney,

Send away. But if you're not some hot girl may your penis fall off at 5:55 AM on the fifth day of the fifth month of the five year in this new millennium. 

5 points

1. The Big Lebowski is possibly the greatest movie of all time, and has no movie ever required as specific drink in the manner Lebowski does with Caucasians.

Yes, I agree completely. Except that I usually call it a White Russian...but regardless of what you call it, you must drink it when watching the movie.

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz vodka (I'm a fan of Skyy)
  • 1 1/2 oz coffee liqueur (Kahlua)
  • Half-and-Half
  • Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:

Pour vodka and coffee liqueur over ice cubes. Add desired amount of Half-and-Half (usually 1 oz. to 3 oz.)

2. The Maryland Terrapins rule. People can complain about an ugly final all they want, but the Terps took the toughest road of any champion in recent years and proved themselves game after game. They dominated Kansas for the middle 30 minutes in the final four, and there is no such thing as "almost" when it comes to choking.

I'm a Blue Devils fan, so I wasn't all that happy with the Terps winning it all. But, they did deserve it and are worthy champions. Only if Jason Williams could hit a freaking foul shot... 

3. I noticed you have Warhawk on your PSX list (a true essential). Please help spread the word that a Warhawk sequel is badly needed. Incognito gave Twisted Metal a truly worthy PS2 version, so lets make sure they know Warhawk is not forgotten.

A Warhawk sequel is definitely needed and should be done. I don't really think the original has stood the test of time -- it's just hard for me to play right now because of its framerate -- but all the more reason for a sequel. 

4. Laetitia Casta- I was unfamiliar with her, but that is nice.

She's an amazing woman. I'm glad I've been able to introduce her to you.

5. HAIL TO THE REDSKINS. I don't know why considering they will only piss on the ashes of my fandom once again.

It's all about the Dolphins this year! Go Ricky! I just hope we don't get hit with the injury bug as bad as we did last year. 

Small questions

 

2 small questions, what does my site need...the hits are pretty damn good for a small time site but wanted some opinions. Also why do I love FMV and Sega CD so much?

PS Phantasmagoria 2 is great go play it lol
---
Thx,

LoSt BoY (Mike)
www.segacduniverse.cjb.net

The site seems pretty good from where I'm sitting. I can't really think of anything off the top of my head that would make it much better. I'm not sure why you love FMV, but I'm also a big fan of the Sega CD, so there's nothing at all wrong with loving that console. 

I have actually played both Phantasmagoria games and really liked them. 

April fools?

I was just watching hours upon hours of TV a little while ago, and at the end of some trailer (scorpion king, I believe), a little name caught my eye....the one and only David Hayter (of MGS and MGS2 fame) know anything?

Also, in the new issue of OPM, it tells you how to get the stealth camo for Raiden. Then I realized it was the April issue. Anything on that?

-chook

In addition to doing the voice for Solid Snake in the MGS series, David Hayter is also an actor and writer. You saw him at the end of the trailer for The Scorpion King because he's credited as a screenplay writer for that movie. He was given the same credit for the X-Men movie.

The Stealth camo is real. I think you either have to beat the game on extreme mode or get like 60 tags in the Tanker episode and 120 in the Plant episode. But I'm not sure on that. 

Auckland...

Dear Dave,

Hi I'm Tom, from Auckland, I read your reviews and articles on IGN for a couple of years and I think it was you that published my article on the PS2 launch in New Zealand. Congratulations on buying IGN. I recently discovered your personal web site and am impressed with your large collections of games. I've had a few consoles ranging from the 8-bit Sega master system 2 to my latest, the PS2. GameCube and Xbox haven't launched in NZ yet. If you're ever considering a holiday down under, NZ has a lot of nice scenery and nice woman to offer, but there are some rather man-ish ones around too.

I have always had a fascination with San Francisco but have never traveled further than Australia. How's Lombard street?

I'm the wrong person to ask about San Francisco because I don't really know my way around this place and haven't hit any of the tourist attractions (except by accidence). I'm sure I've hit bars on Lombard Street, but I usually don't know where I am when I'm drinking. I did hump a parking meter in Japan Town if that's worth anything. 

Anyway, if I ever head Down Under I'll be sure to hit you up for some nice women. 

That GT3 guide...

Are you ever gonna finish that Gran Turismo 3 guide back at IGN or is someone else gonna take over or is it gonna just be left alone as it is?

I definitely would like to finish it. I don't know when it'd happen, though. 

Frequency in AU?

Okay... I admit I was wrong about the first letter thing....

It was because I missed the first update (or maybe forgot about it) and thought that was the first one ^__^ but my name REALLY is tom.... jus a coincidence =) I wasn't pretending to be this 'other' tom anyway, do you have any idea when frequency is (of IF even! [shock]) going to be released in Australia? People have said this game is awesome etc etc, and everyone really hates us here in Australia, and we tend to get the short end of the stick (borders in FFX, 50hz on TTT) so I really hope this game makes it out here.... ^__^ and btw...... KUPO! -timeless

It looks like you guys are getting the short end of the stick. Unless it's being released under a different name, it doesn't look like it's on any Australian release calendar. 

 

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