NBA 2K2 cheats

Can you help us PS2 owners out? There are plenty of places that show how to get to the cheat menu for NBA 2k2 on the PS2, but there are no cheats to put in. You should ask some of your new boys if there are any NBA 2k2 cheats for the PS2

D-Train

Dear D-Train,

I'll ask, but can't make any promises. 

Annoying telemarketers

Dude, you seem to know what to do to get revenge on people seeing as how you dealt with your roommate. I'm tired of getting annoyed by bill collectors and people wanting me to buy shit on the phone. 

I personally just don't answer any call that's coming from UNAVAILABLE. And if I do happen to accidentally answer the phone when a bill collector is calling, I just say that the person that they're asking for isn't home. I don't feel guilty about lying because they ALWAYS butcher my last name -- it's always something like zeee-dike-o or zee-dry-ko or anything else that doesn't sound like my name. 

But, that doesn't solve your problem. Here are some things you should try: 

Play dead. Some bill collector calls and asks for you -- just start crying and saying, "he's dead!" Then go on about how you'll never be able to get over it if these assholes keep calling for him. 

Scare the fuck out of them. After they ask for a person (you or a roommate), just tell them hold on and you'll go get them. Have something ready that'll make a loud noise -- a paper bag, a balloon, or anything that'll make a loud noise that sounds like a gun. Near the phone, start yelling something like, "OH MY GOD! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? WAIT! DON'T SHOOT! TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT!" Then just pop the paper bag or balloon or make the loud gunshot noise (maybe get a wav file ready on your PC) and then slam your head against the table that you set the phone down on and try to listen to their reaction.

Pretend you're getting turned on. This is actually something that I used to do with people trying to get me to buy something on the phone. Listen to them give their pitch and interrupt them every once in a while to tell them how cute their voice is (do it to men or women). Start off doing it in a very nice way and then keep doing it and sound more turned on each subsequent time. After a few times, start making a masturbation sound (or really get lubed up and start doing it) and breathe like you're really jerking off. If the person asks if you're okay, just say "yeah, please keep going" and continue with the noises.