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Painful Penis Dear
Dave- Why
does it hurt when I pee? -signed,
Make the Pain Go Away, Please! Dear Make the Pain Go Away, Convict Hi Dave. I just checked out your new website; there's a lot on my mind. Were you really convicted of a felony, suffer a nervous breakdown, and a tragedy? What happened. I ask because its a tremendous inspiration to me and others when we see someone who overcame such hurdles and became successful the way you have. Criminal records bite, you know what I mean? Second, thank you for supporting the Saturn. its amazing to see your page still exists (and is technically updated) four years after the system died. I always pull out the system when I've had a rough day and play NiGHTS; that game is pure therapy. Well I've wasted enough of your time. Keep up the updates on both sites; I'll be reading. Have a great day. Ian T. Harrison Dear Ian, Yes, I have been convicted of a felony, I have had some breakdowns (not sure if they'd ever qualify as a full nervous breakdown) and have had some tragedies in my life. Luckily, I have good friends and a great family and have been able to overcome all of it despite being somewhat of a weakling. With regard to the felony, I was
convicted of felony theft and conspiracy to commit theft. It was a stupid move
by myself and one that I'm not proud of, but it really helped me grow up and
actually helped me turn around my life and eventually get into the videogame
industry indirectly. Fuck! Hey
Dave! Nice to see your site! Glad to see Tiffany posing for Playboy too. Now
if Britney would just get with the program. Never saw your big Dave/little
china articles before. Fucking hilarious!!! I can say that now that your not
at IGN, can't I? FUCK! That felt good. That pic of you on the couch with your
homies is weird, you are huge! The guy on the right looks like a midget next
to you. Missed your letters, so I figured I would just have to bug you at
home! BTW, easy on the prOn, your eyes will dry up and fall out! V-Man Dear V-Man, The guy on the right, Doug Perry, isn't
really all that small. The angle of the picture makes me look larger than I am
and him smaller than he is. I'm still a fatty, so don't ever forget that. Large cock If
when you become such a fat bastard like your self, you cock gets fat as well? Thanx Josh Dave responds: If you're thinking about doing this, don't. My penis has always been large and has nothing to do with my body weight or size. If you wish to enlarge your penis, I suggest eating a lot of corn dogs with mayonnaise. Don't ask why, just trust me. Making the game good So
what kinda influence will you have on the 2K3 game? Like do you help design it
or program it. Just curious. Matt
k. Dear Matt, I
am not a programmer and don't have any real programming skills (except
web-based stuff), so I won't be doing any of that for VC and NFL 2K3. My
position is Assistant Producer and I'll be responsible for helping make sure
the gameplay is refined and tuned properly. Dual Dildo I have heard that too much exposure to a dual shock
controller can cause numbness and some sort of nerve damage in the hands and
arms. If this is true, should I quit putting my controller down my
pants? Please reply soon, my winkie is numb... - tom Dear Tom, It's not true at all. At least, it better not be. Just make sure that you let your friends use that controller when they come over to your place to play multiplayer games. That way, if you lose you can tell them what you do with it and then point and laugh.
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