http://www.davezdyrko.com Where even gamers get laid... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:29:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I keep hoping that I can either land a video game job in Florida or have the company I work for open up a branch in the State because I have a serious addiction to FL girls. The year round warm weather that causes the need to always stay fit ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/11/04/sweet-sweet-elaine/ I may have put my initial backing behind another girl, but I won't lose any sleep if Stevie Lynn ends up winning Maxim's Hometown Hotties contest for 2009. The truth is that they're both quite worthy of starring in your own personal in-brain pornographic movies or imaginary relationships, depending on ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/11/01/dont-let-the-name-fool-you/ Halloween was an epic fail for the most part. After a two-hour wait in line, I wasn't able to get into Gypsy because of the aforementioned "New Years Eve Incident" and then after an hour wait to get into Estate they decided to shut down the line and stop letting ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/11/01/last-nights-saving-grace/ One of my favorite things about Halloween is that it gives me a chance to show my wit and humor in what I'm wearing and that makes it significantly easier to get past what's often the hardest challenge with picking up chicks -- the opening. For this year's festivities, I ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/11/01/clever-costume-gets-me-laid/ I decided to go for a low-budget Halloween costume that would simply be an embodiment of who I am -- and this is what I went with: http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/10/29/my-2-49-halloween-costume/ While I do fully intend to update this site more in the near future, your best bet to follow my daily happenings would be to do so via Twitter. It's something I do every day -- even more than masturbation, okay maybe not -- and it's more of a guaranteed ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/10/27/follow-me-on-twitter/ For all you football or videogame lovers out there, the game that I've been slaving away at in Boston over the past 14 months has recently gone live in Beta. The game is Quick Hit Football and it's a free-to-play online football game that you can play on your PC ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/10/14/play-quick-hit-football/ The eBay fire sale continues, although I'm getting pretty close to having sold every thing that I'm willing to part with at the moment. Today's auction items include a bunch of PS2 games plus a few items that I have no clue how I ended up in my possession. :p Stretch ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/10/08/more-of-my-shit-for-sale/ As you should know, I'm working on this little game called Quick Hit Football that's currently in Beta now. It's been getting some good press coverage. including this excellent write-up  by Jason Kincaid over at Tech Crunch. http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/10/07/some-qhf-love-from-tech-crunch/ Alright, so maybe there isn't a Presidential election right now, but my newest Babe of the Week and current babe I'm crushing on on pleasuring myself hourly to, Leslie Kay Neslon, could use your vote. She's one of the finalists in Maxim's Hometown Hotties 2009 and she's most-deserving of a ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/10/04/leslie-kay-for-president/ The Dave Z fire sale continues with another four eBay auctions. All-Star Vinyl Alexander Ovechkin collectible figure Dragon Force collectible wrist watch 2 official Nintendo GameCube Memory Cards Blood Bowl miniatures board game I think I'm getting to the end of the stuff I can/want to sell, but we'll see. Might get rid of my ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/09/12/more-ebay-auctions/ The selling off all my worldly possessions to pay for hookers and beer is continuing with my eBay auction for my Nintendo Wii plus Super Mario Galaxy, Wii Play, Wii Sports, and some extras. My uncontrollable need for sex and liquor is your opportunity for bargains. Nintendo Wii + Super Mario ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/09/07/buy-buy-my-wii-wii/ I'm in a rough spot right now so I've been forced to start selling off some of my shit I've collected over the years, starting off with some of my massive DVD and video games collections. Here are the links to my eBay auctions if you're interested: Lot of 148 DVD ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/08/28/buy-my-stuff/ The game I've been slaving away on -- Quick Hit Football -- made Game Pro's list of the Top 15 Sports Games of 2009! We still got a lot of work to do, but I hope we can come through with something that'll be truly amazing. http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/06/30/qhf-top-15-sports-game-of-2009/ It's the official trailer for the game I'm working on, so check it out and make an account. Here's the link... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/06/09/quick-hit-football-trailer/ http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/06/07/chugging-with-amanda/ That's my excuse for letting this site fall apart. Will try to be better at multi-tasking, but I'm not making any promises. http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/06/07/bitches-take-up-time/ My friend Lauralyn showed me some website this weekend that had allegedly real user-submitted text messages that were often quite hilarious and it made me go check my txt message logs to see what funny ones I've had over the years. Here's a sample of some of the funny ones ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/05/20/funn-texts-from-my-phone/ As if we even needed more proof that Hugh Hefner is a God among men, he had to go ahead and add a couple of hot 19 year old blonde twins to his stable of bitches to slam home the point even more. Despite getting up there in years, Hef ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/05/09/more-proof-hef-is-god/ The best thing about watching Gossip Girl is that it typically offers good fodder for the Spank Bank™. I've already showcased one of the show's many fine actresses (the underage one, obviously) and now I'm posting a second as my Babe of the Week. This week's special is the 5'10" blonde ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/05/05/gossip-girl-hottie/ Check out my Quick Hit blog about my thoughts on the Miami Dolphins drafting WVU QB Pat White in the 2nd round of this past weekend's NFL Draft and why it has me super excited for the coming football season. http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/04/30/wildcat-revolution/ One of the funniest Family Guy's ever... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/04/30/bag-of-weed/ I'm not sure if it's his wife or a child he produced with his hot wife, but if the out-of-this-world stunning Stacy Keibler is in any way related to the Keibler Elf; that that little dude is one stone cold pimp. She's without question one of the finest specimens of ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/04/27/the-keibler-elf-is-pimp/ I've put together a little drinking game for the 2009 NFL Draft for my company @ QuickHit.com. Check it out and follow the rules if you truly want to enjoy tomorrow's NFL Draft -- it will be the same game that I will be playing with Brandon & Roger and ... http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/04/24/nfl-draft-drinking-game/ The football team likely won't produce a first day draft pick for the first time in ages, but at least the University of Miami has come out #1 in Playboy's list of top Party Schools for 2009! I guess that's better than nothing. It's all about the "U"! http://www.davezdyrko.com/2009/04/20/the-u-named-playboys-top-party-school/