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Rozlyn Papa Loves Roosters

Dave Z — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:38:27 +0000

Apparently, this chick was on The Bachelor, she hooked up with one of the producers, is a single mom, and has several tapes being offered around in the pr0n industry. Umm, well, I have never heard of her before but you can now consider me one of her fans! Go Rozlyn Papa! Do your little boy proud!

PS – The video below is allegedly of her sucking off a man with an insanely small and tiny hand moisturizer dispenser. Never have I seen one this small; although, I have only mine to compare it to. Anyway, I’m getting off-topic. The video isn’t safe for work or wives, so be warned.

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Brian Westbrook, SportsCenter, & Howard Stern’s Prostate

Dave Z — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:04:25 +0000

I just died. ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt just got pranked by Captain Janks of the Howard Stern Show who was pretending to be RB Brian Westbrook.

Chugging With Amanda

Dave Z — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:03:38 +0000

Bag of Weed

Dave Z — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:17:15 +0000

One of the funniest Family Guy’s ever…

Child Abuse/Molestation?

Dave Z — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 12:32:29 +0000

This is pretty gross and I think that the mom should probably be thrown in jail…

Bruno!

Dave Z — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:57:15 +0000

Videogames Preparing Kids For Apocalypse

Dave Z — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 02:54:55 +0000

I thought this was brilliant. And I guess my 1000/1000 in Fallout 3 means that I’m very prepared myself!

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

Saturday Night Live: Wii Guys

Dave Z — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:06:41 +0000

Just had to put my ass back on after watching this…gotta love work emails.

72 Virgins in Heaven

Dave Z — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:30:59 +0000

Maybe circulating this around the Middle East would help stop terrorism..

Drunk Singing

Dave Z — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:55:29 +0000

I’ve had a longtime habit of leaving girls drunk singing voicemails and have recently extended that to vidchats. Here’s a snippet of me singing Fall for You to my friend Erin last night. Just a warning though…I’m a really bad singer and your ears may in fact bleed.

Best Super Bowl Commercial

Dave Z — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:38:11 +0000

There were a few good ones, but my pick for the best commercial during the Super Bowl goes to the Conan O’Brien one. It just left me in stitches.

I’m In Love With A Jogger

Dave Z — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 22:20:41 +0000

While I was walking to the corner store to pick up some liquor and chips for Brandon’s Super Bowl party, I got to witness one of the hottest girls I’ve seen in my life. She was really tall and very thin, but had some amazing curves. Her chest was fighting hard against her sports bra and she had one of the most amazing asses I’ve ever seen on a girl that tall and skinny. I instantly fell in love. If it was the caveman days, I would’ve tripped her as she passed by and drug her back to my cave. But since it isn’t, I had to resort to depositing her imagery into my Spank Bank™ for later use. Maybe I can squeeze one out before I head down to the party!

Funny Video, Stupid People

Dave Z — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:20:52 +0000

I’m not jumping in on the abortion debate, but rather just reveling in the idiocy of people and their general lack of understanding with regard to things that they are apparently so passionate about. For instance, I came across this video where a bunch of anti-abortion protesters were asked what the penalty should be for a woman that would get an illegal abortion if abortion were made illegal and it just stumped the hell out of many of them.

It just amazes me how people can spend years of their life fighting for some cause and not have really thought it out completely. The screwed up part is that you can find these kinds of people on both sides of pretty much every single issue imaginable. More proof that stupid people have been put on this Earth for our daily amusement and that the idea of “survival of the fittest” no longer truly applies in today’s day and age.

Mike McCarthy is “Fustrated”!

Dave Z — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:24:12 +0000

How I Like To Start The Weekend

Dave Z — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:44:12 +0000

SFW Porn by Diesel XXX

Dave Z — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:06:26 +0000

In the Butt!

Dave Z — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:53:54 +0000

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My New Favorite Website

Dave Z — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:56:37 +0000

Thanks to Brandon Justice, I have found my new favorite website — RedTube.com! If you’re not yet familiar with it, and you really should be if you aren’t, the best way to describe it would be a porn version of YouTube. It’s a great idea (one I’ve obviously had) and it’s just flat out amazing. I checked out about 50 porn vids before I fell asleep from masturbatory-induced exhaustion and have watched another couple dozen upon waking up this morning. My only problem with it is that I’ve seen a LOT of the videos on it and have had some for 10+ years. Regardless, RedTube.com is bomb!

Street Fighter: The Later Years

Dave Z — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:56:30 +0000

My boy Abe showed me this at work last week and it just floored me. I suggest you watch it and then check out the rest of the series. This shit is pro.

Super Obama Girl

Dave Z — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:35:23 +0000

I’m starting to become a pretty big fan of Amber Lee Ettinger, aka “Obama Girl”, and it’s making me become even more pro-Barrack Obama. I foresee a Babe of the Week in this girl’s future. In the meantime, check her out in the Super Obama Girl video.