One of the funniest Family Guy’s ever…

This is pretty gross and I think that the mom should probably be thrown in jail…

I thought this was brilliant. And I guess my 1000/1000 in Fallout 3 means that I’m very prepared myself!

Just had to put my ass back on after watching this…gotta love work emails.

Maybe circulating this around the Middle East would help stop terrorism..

I’ve had a longtime habit of leaving girls drunk singing voicemails and have recently extended that to vidchats. Here’s a snippet of me singing Fall for You to my friend Erin last night. Just a warning though…I’m a really bad singer and your ears may in fact bleed.

There were a few good ones, but my pick for the best commercial during the Super Bowl goes to the Conan O’Brien one. It just left me in stitches.

While I was walking to the corner store to pick up some liquor and chips for Brandon’s Super Bowl party, I got to witness one of the hottest girls I’ve seen in my life. She was really tall and very thin, but had some amazing curves. Her chest was fighting hard against her sports bra and she had one of the most amazing asses I’ve ever seen on a girl that tall and skinny. I instantly fell in love. If it was the caveman days, I would’ve tripped her as she passed by and drug her back to my cave. But since it isn’t, I had to resort to depositing her imagery into my Spank Bank™ for later use. Maybe I can squeeze one out before I head down to the party!

I’m not jumping in on the abortion debate, but rather just reveling in the idiocy of people and their general lack of understanding with regard to things that they are apparently so passionate about. For instance, I came across this video where a bunch of anti-abortion protesters were asked what the penalty should be for a woman that would get an illegal abortion if abortion were made illegal and it just stumped the hell out of many of them.

It just amazes me how people can spend years of their life fighting for some cause and not have really thought it out completely. The screwed up part is that you can find these kinds of people on both sides of pretty much every single issue imaginable. More proof that stupid people have been put on this Earth for our daily amusement and that the idea of “survival of the fittest” no longer truly applies in today’s day and age.

Thanks to Brandon Justice, I have found my new favorite website — RedTube.com! If you’re not yet familiar with it, and you really should be if you aren’t, the best way to describe it would be a porn version of YouTube. It’s a great idea (one I’ve obviously had) and it’s just flat out amazing. I checked out about 50 porn vids before I fell asleep from masturbatory-induced exhaustion and have watched another couple dozen upon waking up this morning. My only problem with it is that I’ve seen a LOT of the videos on it and have had some for 10+ years. Regardless, RedTube.com is bomb!

My boy Abe showed me this at work last week and it just floored me. I suggest you watch it and then check out the rest of the series. This shit is pro.

I’m starting to become a pretty big fan of Amber Lee Ettinger, aka “Obama Girl”, and it’s making me become even more pro-Barrack Obama. I foresee a Babe of the Week in this girl’s future. In the meantime, check her out in the Super Obama Girl video.

This video has been around for a while — as shown by the fact it’s been watched a few billion times on Youtube. However, since one of my buds at work saw some photo of some hottie he needed identified, for which he always turns to me, and I immediately recognized her as “Obama Girl” I thought I’d share the original video sensation featuring this buxom big-tittied beauty that’s been a part of a viral campaign in support of Barack Obama for those that may have yet to experience its wonder.

I was really drunk and Michelle recorded it Enjoy!