American Idol has been crap for years (arguably from the beginning) but the schtick has really worn thin. It’s so predictable who they’re going to cut or let through these days and it’s the suspense that often makes it interesting. The suspense just isn’t there anymore. I’m thinking that in order to mix things up they really ought to get downright evil with these announcements and instead of doing that lame crap were they say something like “you won’t be happy with our decision…” (long pause) “you’ll absolutely LOVE it!”, I’m thinking they need to start really screwing with people’s minds. Tell them they’ve made it and then after they’ve jumped around and started walking back…call them back and say that it was a joke and they’re being sent home. Now THAT would spice crap up and make me more interested. Also, why aren’t there any hot chicks anymore? I’m not seeing them.
All of you really need to hurry up and go vote for Cassie Keller as Cyber Girl of the Month! Not only does she deserve this, but she deserves to be Cyber Girl of the Year! She is without question the hottest and prettiest girl that Playboy has ever featured and she deserves to win this and more. Please go vote for her!
While I was walking to the corner store to pick up some liquor and chips for Brandon’s Super Bowl party, I got to witness one of the hottest girls I’ve seen in my life. She was really tall and very thin, but had some amazing curves. Her chest was fighting hard against her sports bra and she had one of the most amazing asses I’ve ever seen on a girl that tall and skinny. I instantly fell in love. If it was the caveman days, I would’ve tripped her as she passed by and drug her back to my cave. But since it isn’t, I had to resort to depositing her imagery into my Spank Bank™ for later use. Maybe I can squeeze one out before I head down to the party!
VH1′s Rock of Love might not be helping Bret Michaels find true love, but the attention starved girls that tend to bring on the show have made for some excellent Babe of the Week material. It really helps that a handful of them are somewhat hot and many have pasts that have included plenty of naughty body-displaying behavior which is a beautiful thing for a guy like me.
One of the ladies that fits this mold is Penthouse Pet of the Year and Rock of Love Bus contestant Taya Parker who has tons of nudes readily available for your viewing pleasure all over the Internet, including a few I’ve included with this Babe of the Week pictorial. Hope you enjoy her big ole breastsississ.
I’m not quite sure it’s even Jessica Simpson and I have no clue if it’s Photoshop’d or not. Hell, not even sure if this qualifies as camel toe because you see so damn much. All that notwithstanding, the point is that once my boy sent me this pic, I was instantly aroused and it made for an uncomfortable moment in line at the 7-Eleven behind some overly curious and touchy old lady. Hope you enjoy it as much as the old lady did.
I’m actually quite reluctant to name Megan Hauserman my latest Babe of the Week because she’s probably the least attractive girl I’ve ever bestowed this honor. Hell, despite my general horniness and desperation, if I had sex with her she’d be by far the least attractive girl I’ve ever boned. Her face is just frightful and she always looks like she’s trying to pinch off a loaf. All that said, she does have an immensely hot body and I would have no problem banging the hell out of her with a paper bag covering her face. We’ll leave it at that.
To celebrate her 18th birthday, it appears that Harry Potters’ Hermione Granger, aka Emma Watson, decided to join the celeb upskirt crew upon leaving her party. She’s apparently wise enough to not go panty-less, but still not yet skilled enough to keep the goods better hidden. It is also crystal clear that she’s not yet learned the spell to cleanly wax that bush.