Taya From Rock of Love Bus

taya_parker_2VH1’s Rock of Love might not be helping Bret Michaels find true love, but the attention starved girls that tend to bring on the show have made for some excellent Babe of the Week material. It really helps that a handful of them are somewhat hot … Continue reading

Jessica’s Camel Toe

I’m not quite sure it’s even Jessica Simpson and I have no clue if it’s Photoshop’d or not. Hell, not even sure if this qualifies as camel toe because you see so damn much. All that notwithstanding, the point is that once my boy sent me this pic, I was instantly aroused and it made for an uncomfortable moment in … Continue reading

Everything’s Great Butterface

I’m actually quite reluctant to name Megan Hauserman my latest Babe of the Week because she’s probably the least attractive girl I’ve ever bestowed this honor. Hell, despite my general horniness and desperation, if I had sex with her she’d be by far the least … Continue reading

Emma Got Bush

To celebrate her 18th birthday, it appears that Harry Potters’ Hermione Granger, aka Emma Watson, decided to join the celeb upskirt crew upon leaving her party. She’s apparently wise enough to not go panty-less, but still not yet skilled enough to keep the goods better hidden. It is also crystal clear that she’s not yet learned the spell to cleanly … Continue reading

Beauty & the Geek’s Leticia Cline

leticia_cline_8.jpgThe lovely Leticia Cline is this week’s Babe of the Week honoree, but I’m not going to use this space to talk about how great she looks or how much I’d love to Russian her before nutting in her face. I’m just here to bitch about how my web host is so … Continue reading

Why I Still Watch This Crap

I watch a lot of really stupid shows and despite me knowing they’re stupid, I keep watching. I assume it’s just out of habit or maybe it’s some sick sadomasochist reason. First, there’s America’s Next Top Model. You could say that I watch it for the hot chicks but if you said that you’ve never seen an episode of the … Continue reading

Poor Jessica…Oops, I Mean Danny

Jessica or Danny?We sadly said goodbye to my boy Danny Noriega last night on American Idol. I’m going to miss that girl! The way he would get all sassy with Simon, shake her hips when he sang, and give us her cutest pouty lips when he was sad was pure entertainment. I never ceased … Continue reading

Rock of Love 2’s Kristy Joe

kristy_joe_10.jpgI hate to admit it, but I thoroughly enjoy watching Rock of Love 2. Actually, I’m lying. I don’t hate to admit it. It’s horrifically bad, yet tremendously entertaining mindless television and it never ceases to bring a smile to my face. Seeing a bunch of trashy sluts fight over and throw themselves over … Continue reading

Danny Noriega…Boy or Girl?

I don’t even know why I still watch it, but American Idol is on my Tivo list and I admittedly love when Simon keeps it real and rips into someone’s ass. A lot of people think he’s an ass, but I tend to agree with his comments 99.9% of the time. Anyway, that’s not what this post about. Tonight was … Continue reading

Lesbian Love Triangle

The fact that you can get a lesbian love triangle going in Mass Effect is without a doubt one of the coolest Easter Eggs you can find in any video game. It’s as if the developers had me in mind when they figured they’d allow this to happen in their game. I’m kind of shocked that there hasn’t been some … Continue reading

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