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Apparently, this chick was on The Bachelor, she hooked up with one of the producers, is a single mom, and has several tapes being offered around in the pr0n industry. Umm, well, I have never heard of her before but you can now consider me one of her fans! Go Rozlyn Papa! Do your little boy proud!

PS – The video below is allegedly of her sucking off a man with an insanely small and tiny hand moisturizer dispenser. Never have I seen one this small; although, I have only mine to compare it to. Anyway, I’m getting off-topic. The video isn’t safe for work or wives, so be warned.

I’m still not sure why I still watch this crap even though I always say I hate it. I also don’t know why I have a habit of not blogging when my life’s entertaining and update more when I’m not getting into any fun and am staying at home wasting my time watching things like American Idol.

Those mysteries in life aside, I must say that I’m extremely disappointed with the guys so far this year. They all seem to suck and I’m not talking about in the Ryan Seacrest kind of way. None seem even remotely on the same level as Adam Lambert or that Chris guy that beat him last season cause America still hates the gays. Maybe one or two might step it up, but I’m not seeing it so far.

The good news is that I now get to watch Lost and Blue Mountain State without any commercial interruptions!

What did I tell you? The old fat housewives that vote on American Idol don’t like the pretty girls. And, guess what? The only girl on American Idol’s top 24 that makes my willy move even a little — Janell Wheeler — was the first tossed off the show tonight. This pretty much ends my interest Season 9.

I think I just witnessed the greatest song ever performed on American Idol and it was by some 62 year old that goes by the name of General Larry Platt. The song is called “Pants on the Ground” and it’s every bit as catchy as Miley Cyrus’s ultra-addictive “Party in the USA” and arguably just a better overall song.

Check out this Youtube video of him performing it back at the auditions and posted long before tonight’s showing. I guess the guy filmed it and posted it back when the auditions took place cause he knew then it’d be a cult hit as it appears poised to be.

And here’s General Larry Platt doing his thing on the show.

I’m not sure if the show is on anymore, but Beauty & the Geek used to be one of my many reality TV guilty pleasures. I’d watch and make fun of it religiously with my roommies at the time and it was one of the shows I’d look forward to each and every week. In addition to the obvious comedic element it brought to my life, it also was worth watching for the plethora of Spank Bank™ material it introduced.

One such bringer of wet dream fodder was season four’s Amanda Hanshaw. She didn’t last on the show that long, but it was enough of an appearance to get her recognized by me and lesser known entities such as Playboy, where she became a Cyber Girl of the Week and managed to do what seems like a few thousand pictorials. And while it may seem a long overdue, she has now been honored as my Babe of the Week.

American Idol has been crap for years (arguably from the beginning) but the schtick has really worn thin. It’s so predictable who they’re going to cut or let through these days and it’s the suspense that often makes it interesting. The suspense just isn’t there anymore. I’m thinking that in order to mix things up they really ought to get downright evil with these announcements and instead of doing that lame crap were they say something like “you won’t be happy with our decision…” (long pause) “you’ll absolutely LOVE it!”, I’m thinking they need to start really screwing with people’s minds. Tell them they’ve made it and then after they’ve jumped around and started walking back…call them back and say that it was a joke and they’re being sent home. Now THAT would spice crap up and make me more interested. Also, why aren’t there any hot chicks anymore? I’m not seeing them.

All of you really need to hurry up and go vote for Cassie Keller as Cyber Girl of the Month! Not only does she deserve this, but she deserves to be Cyber Girl of the Year! She is without question the hottest and prettiest girl that Playboy has ever featured and she deserves to win this and more. Please go vote for her!

While I was walking to the corner store to pick up some liquor and chips for Brandon’s Super Bowl party, I got to witness one of the hottest girls I’ve seen in my life. She was really tall and very thin, but had some amazing curves. Her chest was fighting hard against her sports bra and she had one of the most amazing asses I’ve ever seen on a girl that tall and skinny. I instantly fell in love. If it was the caveman days, I would’ve tripped her as she passed by and drug her back to my cave. But since it isn’t, I had to resort to depositing her imagery into my Spank Bank™ for later use. Maybe I can squeeze one out before I head down to the party!

VH1’s Rock of Love might not be helping Bret Michaels find true love, but the attention starved girls that tend to bring on the show have made for some excellent Babe of the Week material. It really helps that a handful of them are somewhat hot and many have pasts that have included plenty of naughty body-displaying behavior which is a beautiful thing for a guy like me.

One of the ladies that fits this mold is Penthouse Pet of the Year and Rock of Love Bus contestant Taya Parker who has tons of nudes readily available for your viewing pleasure all over the Internet, including a few I’ve included with this Babe of the Week pictorial. Hope you enjoy her big ole breastsississ.

I’m not quite sure it’s even Jessica Simpson and I have no clue if it’s Photoshop’d or not. Hell, not even sure if this qualifies as camel toe because you see so damn much. All that notwithstanding, the point is that once my boy sent me this pic, I was instantly aroused and it made for an uncomfortable moment in line at the 7-Eleven behind some overly curious and touchy old lady. Hope you enjoy it as much as the old lady did.