"Dear Dave"
An April Fool’s Mailbag
by Dave Z on Apr.01, 2008, under "Dear Dave"
I won’t be doing anything for April Fool’s just because it’s expected and most things people do these days are pretty dumb. So, if I happen to win the $135 million Mega Millions jackpot tonight, I’ll probably wait until April 2nd to announce that I’m a rich bitch that will be traveling the world to bang out as many different ho’s in each of the world’s 195 different countries. In the meantime, here’s a fool-less update to “Dear Dave” for your reading pleasure. Contact me if you want to be included in future incarnations.
Dear Dave Bears It All
by Dave Z on Mar.24, 2008, under "Dear Dave"
If you believe in the myth that size doesn’t matter, then you’ll probably love this update to “Dear Dave”. In fact, you might find that this QA session might just prove that myth to be at least correct on this occasion. Feel free to contact me any time with any question you have to get a response in a future update.
Doing the Q & A Thing
by Dave Z on Mar.02, 2008, under "Dear Dave"
I got up at 5AM so I could put in at least seven hours of play time into Mass Effect before the roommies and their kid wake up, but the RRoD fiasco has left me with nothing to do but update “Dear Dave”. I guess it’s a win for you! 
Your Q’s, My Answers
by Dave Z on Feb.15, 2008, under "Dear Dave"
A day late, but only 25 cents short. It’s yet another update to “Dear Dave” where you emails net my always-amazing replies. Don’t forget, if you keep emailing me, I’ll keep updating this. If not, I can take Thursdays and Fridays off to do something like read books or spank some ho’s.
On a “Dear Dave” Roll
by Dave Z on Feb.07, 2008, under "Dear Dave"
Not quite as active as last week, partly due to the fact that Super Bowl Sunday was as big of a downer on my traffic as it was to Bill Belichick’s ego, but there were still enough of your emails for me to update. Enjoy!
Your Questions Answered
by Dave Z on Jan.31, 2008, under "Dear Dave"
I, surprisingly, got enough emails to warrant yet another “Dear Dave” update. We’ll see how long this lasts, but if it does, you can expect weekly updates to this section approximately every Thursday.
The Grand Opening of “Dear Dave”
by Dave Z on Jan.25, 2008, under "Dear Dave"
Based on the extreme lack of comments, I figured it’d take a couple months to get enough emails to put together my first update to “Dear Dave”, but that hasn’t proven to be accurate. Let’s hope my responses are entertaining and insightful enough to warrant enough responses to do this weekly. Anyway, let’s begin…
“Dear Dave” Resurrected
by Dave Z on Jan.18, 2008, under "Dear Dave"
Not sure how it’s going to work with the frequency of the ma- and runs these days, but I’ve gotten enough emails from chicks & dicks asking if I’m going to bring back “Dear Dave” that I figured I’d give it a shot. So, if you’re one of the proud few that wishes to contact me about anything and everything, then hit up my contact page and send me an email that I’ll answer for all the world to see. In cases where you don’t wish for your dirty laundry to viewable to the public eye, make sure you let me know in the message.
