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    Archive for the '"Dear Dave"' Category

    07/25/08
    Babe of Last Week

    I’m really behind, but I have a good excuse. I’ve been really busy with work and when I’m not at work I’ve been occupied with my alcoholism and masturbation addiction. I’m certain many of you regular visitors have similar hang ups so you understand where I’m coming from.

    Fear no more as I’ve finally made the time to post last week’s Babe of the Week right as this week is almost over. Her name is Brenda Song and she’s the hot little Asian number that stars as London Tipton on some lame ass Disney Channel show I’ve been watching while heavily intoxicated lately. This week’s babe will be posted shortly.

    04/13/08

    I didn’t think anyone else watched the same crap that I do, but apparently other people out there are entertained by the same worthless television that I am. People actually get joy out of watching stupid bitches on shows like Rock of Love 2 and Beauty & the Geek. I thought I was one of the few. Or maybe I am and the other five or six others just happen to read my blog, as well as watch these types of shows. Hmmm, that actually makes a lot of sense. Anyway, here’s a special “Dear Dave” where you’ll find nekkies of some of your Rock of Love 2 and Beauty & the Geek whores that have nekkies out on the interweb. Contact me if you want to be included in future updates. Oh, and it’s NSFW because I’m too lazy to mosaic out the naughties.

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    04/1/08

    I won’t be doing anything for April Fool’s just because it’s expected and most things people do these days are pretty dumb. So, if I happen to win the $135 million Mega Millions jackpot tonight, I’ll probably wait until April 2nd to announce that I’m a rich bitch that will be traveling the world to bang out as many different ho’s in each of the world’s 195 different countries. In the meantime, here’s a fool-less update to “Dear Dave” for your reading pleasure. Contact me if you want to be included in future incarnations.

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    03/24/08
    Dear Dave Bears It All

    If you believe in the myth that size doesn’t matter, then you’ll probably love this update to “Dear Dave”. In fact, you might find that this QA session might just prove that myth to be at least correct on this occasion. Feel free to contact me any time with any question you have to get a response in a future update.

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    03/2/08
    Doing the Q & A Thing

    I got up at 5AM so I could put in at least seven hours of play time into Mass Effect before the roommies and their kid wake up, but the RRoD fiasco has left me with nothing to do but update “Dear Dave”. I guess it’s a win for you! ;)

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    02/15/08
    Your Q’s, My Answers

    A day late, but only 25 cents short. It’s yet another update to “Dear Dave” where you emails net my always-amazing replies. Don’t forget, if you keep emailing me, I’ll keep updating this. If not, I can take Thursdays and Fridays off to do something like read books or spank some ho’s.

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    02/7/08

    Not quite as active as last week, partly due to the fact that Super Bowl Sunday was as big of a downer on my traffic as it was to Bill Belichick’s ego, but there were still enough of your emails for me to update. Enjoy!

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    01/31/08
    Your Questions Answered

    I, surprisingly, got enough emails to warrant yet another “Dear Dave” update. We’ll see how long this lasts, but if it does, you can expect weekly updates to this section approximately every Thursday.

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    01/25/08

    Based on the extreme lack of comments, I figured it’d take a couple months to get enough emails to put together my first update to “Dear Dave”, but that hasn’t proven to be accurate. Let’s hope my responses are entertaining and insightful enough to warrant enough responses to do this weekly. Anyway, let’s begin…

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    01/18/08

    Not sure how it’s going to work with the frequency of the ma- and runs these days, but I’ve gotten enough emails from chicks & dicks asking if I’m going to bring back “Dear Dave” that I figured I’d give it a shot. So, if you’re one of the proud few that wishes to contact me about anything and everything, then hit up my contact page and send me an email that I’ll answer for all the world to see. In cases where you don’t wish for your dirty laundry to viewable to the public eye, make sure you let me know in the message.