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No clue if she’ll actually go through with it, but the claim is that this guy’s sister will name her baby “Megatron” if this page — http://www.facebook.com/pages/MY-SISTER-SAID-IF-I-GET-ONE-MILLION-FANS-SHE-WILL-NAME-HER-BABY-MEGATRON/333067975442?ref=mf — gets a million fans.

It only needs a little more than 250,000 fans to top a million and since the baby’s not due till August there’s still a lot of time. If you have a Facebook, do the world a favor and become a fan now!

Curling has gained quite a bit of popularity over the years — as something to either watch or mock — and the only reason I give a crap about it is that it sports some of the best looking chick athletes around (guessing cause you don’t really have to be a great athlete and thus the sport isn’t filled with she-males like the WNBA).

This past Winter Olypmics featured a ton of eye-candy in the Curling ranks and I was having probably trying to pick one to feature. I couldn’t make up my mind, so I went with the trio of Melanie Robillard (Germany), Madeleine Dupont (Denmark), & Ludmila Privivkova (Russia). So, they’re all my Babe of the Week. Apologies to some of their hot and worthy teammates or competitors from other countries that didn’t quite make the cut for my podium.

Last night was a ton fun. Went out with a bunch of friends to celebrate my birthday and after meeting up at my apartment for some pre-gaming we headed out to get drunker. We initially went to The Good Bar, but as we were going in we noticed a plethora of hot young college talent heading into Sanctuary next door so that’s where we ended up going. The place was packed and there were banging hot chicks every where. It was a great birthday celebration and simple lines such as “it’s my birthday, you should give me a kiss” actually worked on several occasions. The hangover today was massive and I’m just now getting over it, but it was well worth it.

It’s my 37th birthday today and it has me reflecting on my life and got me thinking about the dreams I had growing up and whether or not I obtained any of them. Here are my top 10 dreams I had growing up as a young kid and teenager and whether or not I failed or succeeded at obtaining them:

1. Win 4 National Championships, 4 Heisman Trophies, and finish my career as a starting quarterback for the University of Miami Hurricanes with a perfect 48-0 record. FAIL
2. Win 6 Super Bowl championships, 6 league MVPs, 1 Rookie of the Year, and have two 19-0 seasons as Quarterback of the Miami Dolphins. FAIL
3. Win 2 NBA Championships playing for the Boston Celtics as a hobby during my six year reign of terror on the NFL. FAIL
4. Win 2 NHL Stanley Cups with the Philadelphia Flyers in the same two year period I won the NBA titles. FAIL
5. Win 2 World Series titles, have two 75+ HR seasons, and pitch 12 perfect games while playing for the Baltimore Orioles during those same super busy years. FAIL
6. After getting tired of the main American sports, play for the US men’s soccer team and lead them to a World Cup while scoring 3 goals per game and shattering numerous records. FAIL
7. Retire from sports by the age of 29 and start my acting and singing career that would see me win numerous Oscars and Grammys. FAIL
8. Have a threesome with supermodels Cindy Crawford and Niki Taylor. FAIL
9. Have a threesome with then teen pop stars Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. FAIL
10. Become a millionaire! FAIL

Alright, so maybe I dreamed a little too big when I was growing up. But while the ambitious goals of a young dreamer failed to fully materialize, the life I have led has been quite amazing and is only getting better. I’ve been all around the globe, have met some amazing people over the years and get to make video games for a living. Plus, I still have a shot at #10 and while I wouldn’t even want #8 or #9 anymore, I have lucked my way into a couple of threesomes and still have my hopes up for my current supermodel threesome goal of Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio or my teen pop star duo ambition of Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez (waiting till they’re 18, of course).  Happy Birthday to me.

I’m still not sure why I still watch this crap even though I always say I hate it. I also don’t know why I have a habit of not blogging when my life’s entertaining and update more when I’m not getting into any fun and am staying at home wasting my time watching things like American Idol.

Those mysteries in life aside, I must say that I’m extremely disappointed with the guys so far this year. They all seem to suck and I’m not talking about in the Ryan Seacrest kind of way. None seem even remotely on the same level as Adam Lambert or that Chris guy that beat him last season cause America still hates the gays. Maybe one or two might step it up, but I’m not seeing it so far.

The good news is that I now get to watch Lost and Blue Mountain State without any commercial interruptions!

I think I’ll just let the video do the talking…

The Interweb always gets a little buzz going whenever Steve Jobs and Apple has one of their hyped up little announcements. And as a huge fan of the Macbook and someone who couldn’t live without his iPhone, I tend to get a bit of a semi on these days, as well. I’m a sucker for style in my gadgets and Apple has been the front runner in this respect for quite some time — they also tend to make a lot of really cool, user-friendly and useful shit.

Although, I must say that the company’s latest “revolution” has left me feeling a bit like I did back when I saw this really HOT chick walk into the bathroom at the End Up back in SF and then watching her whip out her cock and pee in the trough urinals right next to me — confused. As a technological gadget, the iPad seems cool. It’s like a giant iPhone without the cell phone part, yet smaller and more portable than the Macbook I own and love. I just don’t know why I’d ever want to own one other than to have the latest gadget to fool around with. It’s too big to carry around everywhere, so it’s not like I’m going to carry it with me at all times like my iPhone. And it’s just not powerful or functional enough to replace my Macbook when I’m at home or on trips.

The only place I could see me really wanting to use it would be on airplanes, where it would make a better book reader or movie player than either the iPhone or Macbook — but I barely fly once a year of late. Other than that, the only reason I could see getting it would be for the “cool” factor and I’m not sure if that’s enough for me in my current financial dilemma. I do have some very “revolutionary” ideas for it, but will wait on posting them as they could be HUGE and want to see if I can get a patent first.

Okay, so I just learned something extremely important tonight. No, not that Republican Scott Brown has just become the first non-Democrat US senator for the State of Massachusetts in something like 44 years. Not that a State that is considered one of the Left-most in the Union that voted for Obama by a better than 25% margin essentially voted against the President’s health care proposal tonight. No. The extremely important thing that I learned tonight is that Senator-Elect Scott Brown has a wicked hot daughter! Go Scott Brown! Oh, and here’s Scott’s daughter, Ayla, who will likely be my Babe of the Week once I stop being lazy.

I’m hoping “sexbot” was already trademarked or the makers of the world’s first ever “sex robot” might’ve missed out on the perfect name. Dubbed Roxxxy the Sex Robot, the rubber life sized replica of a female can’t actually move, but it’ll talk to you and respond to touches and movement — and let you fuck it, obviously.

Her personality can also be designed to maker her super wild or as frigid as the Great Lakes in winter (I’m assuming this works perfectly for wannabe rapists). She laughs, she snores, she talks, she can take three dicks at once, she loves, she hates and she never has a headache. And the best thing about Roxxxy is that she’ll only cost you between $7 & $9k, which is substantially cheaper than a real girlfriend and not as big of a dent in the wallet as going to prison for some sexually deviant act would be.

If you’re a freak-a-leak and are itching to buy Roxxxy or just interested in seeing another clue that humanity is on its last legs, check out this very informative video from Youtube.

Normally, the only cause I support is breast cancer because I’m such a fan of the breastississess. However, shit looks downright awful right now in Haiti after that magnitude 7+ earthquake. If you’re the type that wants to help but doesn’t necessarily want to expend much energy doing so, it appears you can send a $10 donation to the American Red Cross by simply texting “Haiti” to “90999“. I’ve checked it out thoroughly and it appears 100% legit as you can find information about it on the official American Red Cross website and other reputable sources. It’s also quite easy to do and the $10 is just added to your monthly cell phone bill.

Of course, if you’re heartless and feel that the 100,000+ people that are believed to be dead deserved their fate because some Haitians more than 200 years ago “made a pact with the devil” and deserve what’s happening to them, like Pat Robertson believes, then instead of donating you can always just gloat and pat your own back for not living in a country where people may have made a pact with the devil more than 200 years ago (although, I’d be willing to wager that many have in the US over the years…so who knows).