True Blood is one of my current crop of fave TV shows these days and one of the reasons why is the insane hippie chick that’s been showing off her great tits in every single episode she’s starred in so far. I just adore any actress with a great set who isn’t afraid to show them off with great regularity. It’s often the difference from being good and great.

I’ve eventually found out that there’s a name that goes with the tits – Lizzy Caplan. And I even came to realize that she’s actually starred in a ton of things that I’ve watched over the years. Yet, it hasn’t been until seeing this actress in all of her naked glory that I really took notice of her “acting” ability. Hmm, I wonder why? Well, the point is, thanks to her willingless to let me see her naked on TV, I figure it’s completely deserving of her to be named my Babe of the Week. It’s so easy.

I’ve been a slacker to the tenth power primarily because I’m typically working from 7:30AM until 7:30PM every Monday through Friday (including the commute) and then I’ve been busy spending my nights either partying in Boston and hitting on amazingly friendly and hot girls, catching up on my Tivo shit, practicing my guitar, watching football, or simply crafting my art of masturbating.

Nevertheless, there’s still no excuse for me being over three weeks late with the proliferation of babes from me to you. This is true especially given the fact that the stuff that’s been keeping me busy pretty much sums up my life for the past decade, but with the only change being the location and the guitar. Anywho, my being a good boy last night and staying in meant that I didn’t wake up groggy and with a hangover, so I’ve put up a whopping trio of new Babe of the Week girlies for your jerking pleasure — Grace Park, Dilshad Vadsaria, and Spencer Grammer. Hopefully, I can be on time with this coming week’s babe, maybe even early.

If you’ve followed me for any amount of time, you’re well aware of my afinity for awful movies that have hot chicks in them. I like them even more if they have lots of nudity. That’s the main reason why I’m probalby one of a handful of people on this planet that have watched all of the Species movies.

They always star a hot babe and they always have lots of gratuitious nakedness to appease my sexual urges. Sadly, Species IV didn’t quite have enough quality tit shots for my liking, so all I really got was a crap movie that pretty much wasted my time. The only saving grace is that the star, actress Helena Mattsson, is insanely hot and clearly Babe of the Week material.

I can’t believe that there are still people out there that frown upon the idea of interracial couples. It’s just crazy talk! Case in point is the stunning Cassie Ventura who is a result of a little breeding between a Filipino father and an African-American mother. How can anyone still have a problem with a little mixing after seeing this absolutely breathtaking woman who is half-black, half-filipino and 1 million flavors of fuckable. So much so that she’s my latest Babe of the Week. Now, can’t we all just get along? It’s time to get along and start spreading our seed in as many different fine women of all of the world’s races as we possibly can!

You gotta love the Internet. Back in the day if you saw some random hot chick on some television commercial you were stuck jerking it to some nameless face. However in today’s world, you can usually Google the bitch and find out exactly who you’re busting a nut for to make the experience all the more believable.

Case in point was my recent discovery of the tight bodied lil dancer Julianne Hough from Dancing With The Stars. I had never watched that show so I had yet to witness her beauty. Luckily for me, she looked hot enough in her Juicy Fruit commercial that I felt the need to Google it to find out exactly who she was. Well, I know of her now and that’s why she’s my completely on time Babe of the Week.

Okay, I’m talking about the main character played by Briana Evigan for now. The other one will get her due respect when the time is right. I’m not sure if I thought the movie was passable because it wasn’t that bad or just because I had a constant erection thanks to Brian’s uber cute face and tight little dancer’s body. Maybe it was just the latter, but it could be a little of both. Regardless, she’s really hot and that’s why she’s my Babe of the Week.

I wouldn’t list red hair as something I look for in my women, as brunettes and then blondes definitely catch my eye a lot more. However, my month plus in Boston has made me begin to realize that there are quite a few hot redheaded beauties out there.

One of whom is the adorably cute Isla Fisher. While I first saw her in Wedding Crashers, it wasn’t until her role in Hot Rod that I really started falling in love with this cute lil ginger. She has proven to be more than worthy of being honored Babe of the Week.

I think you all should know by now that I have a thing for the brunettes and, in particular, the ones with the tanned skin, itty bitty waists and nice round and shapely hips and butts. Add to that some cock hardening DSL’s (dick sucking lips), great eyes and a nice set of tits and that pretty much describes Francia Raisa who I’ve just named by Babe of the Week for last week.

She’s just bangin’ and it’s a dream of mine, make that a goal, to one day be able to bend her over, smack that ass and just take her from behind like my life depended on it. Until then, it’s just pleasuring myself while watching Tivo recordings of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.

If you come back tonight after I get off work, you can expect two new Babe of the Week’s for your mastubatory pleasures.

But, fuck, the Target over here was just crawling with beautiful honeys getting shit for school today. It was just jam packed full of hot young snatch, as I don’t think I passed a single aisle that didn’t have at least one highly fuckable bitch in it. I kept having to flick the tip of my penis to make the semi-erection disappear. If only kidnapping and rape were legal…wait, did I really just type that and post it on the Internet for the world to see? I’m just kidding, I swear.

The move to Boston has forced me to come up with a brand new ratings system for women. The fact that there are so many extremely fit and tight-bodied young college girls has made it tough to rate chicks on the normal 10 point scale. The problem is that you have a lot of girls that have bodies that merit a 9 or a 10 but faces that don’t quite match it. It’s not that they’re all Butter, but just a obvious mismatch in quality of the face & body.

Hence, Brandon Justice and I have been rating girls on a +/- scale that is based on the attractivness of the face versus the body. Next time you’re out and about you should give it a shot, because it’s really quite fun. We were both downtown doing some shopping for tonight’s clubbing festivities and we would just constantly see a girl and then immediately say something like “minus 3″ or on the rare occasion “plus 1″.

I’m actually quite reluctant to name Megan Hauserman my latest Babe of the Week because she’s probably the least attractive girl I’ve ever bestowed this honor. Hell, despite my general horniness and desperation, if I had sex with her she’d be by far the least attractive girl I’ve ever boned. Her face is just frightful and she always looks like she’s trying to pinch off a loaf. All that said, she does have an immensely hot body and I would have no problem banging the hell out of her with a paper bag covering her face. We’ll leave it at that.

I know, I know. I’ll post two Babe of the Week’s this weekend. Maybe even a 3rd for next week’s early. Promise. That is unless I’m getting lots and lots of ass, then you’re shit out of luck.

What started out as a simple errand to pick up a juicer turned into a Spank Bank™ overloading experience as the Watertown Target was filled with wall-to-wall pussy. It was an event that was nearly as amazing as the one in the Target on University in Orlando, but just a tad below. There was just so much hot young female ass getting stuff in preperation of the upcoming college school year and I quite honestly spent 99.9% of my time there lurking random bitches just so the images in my Spank Bank™ would be as crisp as possible. I think I might just have to get a part time job.

I needed to pick up a bunch of things from Best Buy to get my home entertainment system setup in my new place, so I went ahead and jumped on The T, which is Boston’s train system like the Muni back in SF. It proved to be a very highly enjoyable experience because there were hot bitches galore on it. After my first week here I was ready to rename Boston “Butterbeantown” because I had noticed a lot of extremly fit girls with slamming bodies who had faces I’d rather not look at, hence the addition of “butter” to the city’s Beantown nickname.

However, things have been improving exponentially over the past few days with today’s experience on The T really changing my mind about the quality of women in this city. The best thing is that I’ve been told that things get a billion times better once September comes around and the college girls start flooding the city. I can’t wait!

Went and saw Pineapple Express yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed the movie. In particular, I thought it was pretty pimp that he was straight up dating some high school chick. I was so impressed with that elite pimp move that I just had to name the actress who played the high school girl, the lovely Amber Heard, my Babe of the Week. The only downer is that she’s really 22 and that kind of kills that high school girlfriend fantasy some because who really wants to date some high school chick that’s been held back four years? I can only take so much stupidity in my life before I would go crazy.

The movie was horrible, but I kinda enjoyed that direct-to-video Dukes of Hazzard movie just because I was a big fan of the girl that played Daisy Duke — April Scott. She was just really sexy in it and I couldn’t get enough of her glorious midsection or lovely ta-ta’s. April is definitely a girl that I would break my dick off from banging out non-stop for weeks because I’d never want to stop. And that’s why she’s a perfect Babe of the Week.

Here’s a Babe of the Week for those looking for women instead of little girls (or maybe like them both) — top import model Sunisa Kim. She’s a tremendously hot model that’s half Thai, half Cambodian, and 100% “I wanna fuck the shit out of” in every sense of the phrase. Oh, yeah, and I’m finally caught the hell up and am no longer behind on Babe of the Week!

If you believe that stereotype about Mexican girls popping out kids early, then there’s something wrong with Babe of the Week Selena Gomez because she’s already 16 years old and has yet to get knocked up. One of her contemporaries, Jamie Lynn Spears, has already managed to add fuel to the white trash stereotypes, so what’s holding lil Miss Gomez back? Hell, she doesn’t even have as many scandelous photo scandels as her fellow Disney star Miley yet. I guess she’s just a late bloomer. But if she really puts her mind to it, I bet there’s no stopping her from having six kids and balloon up to 200 lbs by the age of 24.

I’ve been a little too occupied with being at work 16 hours a day to post a new Babe of the Week, but thankfully that Hannah Montana chick is such a little whore that she has a provided me an easy little update for all you pervs out there like the dude that I work with that gave me these. You can see the pics past the break.