I keep hoping that I can either land a video game job in Florida or have the company I work for open up a branch in the State because I have a serious addiction to FL girls. The year round warm weather that causes the need to always stay fit and in shape not only brings the hotties, it helps form them. Moving there would also have the added benefit of being able to get season tickets to the Miami Hurricanes and Dolphins, but I digress, we’re talking about the State’s obnoxious plethora of tight bodied beauties here.

A perfect example of what the Sunshine State has to offer is the lovely Elaine Alden, a fine product of Miami, FL that apparently resides in Orlando. She is a perfect example of what I love about Florida and why I figure I ought to live there some day. And despite her resemblance to Tom Brady in the chin, she’s one of the hottest girls around and more than worthy of being named my Babe of the Week.

I may have put my initial backing behind another girl, but I won’t lose any sleep if Stevie Lynn ends up winning Maxim’s Hometown Hotties contest for 2009. The truth is that they’re both quite worthy of starring in your own personal in-brain pornographic movies or imaginary relationships, depending on whatever tends to float your boat. Either way, Stevie is a straight dime and gets to add a Babe of the Week to her resume regardless of whether or not she finishes atop the “other” contest.

Alright, so maybe there isn’t a Presidential election right now, but my newest Babe of the Week and current babe I’m crushing on on pleasuring myself hourly to, Leslie Kay Neslon, could use your vote. She’s one of the finalists in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties 2009 and she’s most-deserving of a victory considering my infatuation. Do your part and vote for her! Meanwhile, help me find a tissue, sock, t-shirt or wash cloth that isn’t already stiff and crusty…

As if we even needed more proof that Hugh Hefner is a God among men, he had to go ahead and add a couple of hot 19 year old blonde twins to his stable of bitches to slam home the point even more. Despite getting up there in years, Hef still manages to see more twat than your average gynecologist — and a much higher standard of twat than what the typical gynecologist likely sees.

Anyway, he’s the man and his newest girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon are the latest additions to my Babe of the Week. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have, albeit it won’t likely be as much as Hef current is. Oh, well, we all can’t be God.

The best thing about watching Gossip Girl is that it typically offers good fodder for the Spank Bank™. I’ve already showcased one of the show’s many fine actresses (the underage one, obviously) and now I’m posting a second as my Babe of the Week.

This week’s special is the 5′10″ blonde beauty that goes by the name of Blake Lively. She’s a mad hot girl with some wicked long legs and is hella bangable.

I’m not sure if it’s his wife or a child he produced with his hot wife, but if the out-of-this-world stunning Stacy Keibler is in any way related to the Keibler Elf; that that little dude is one stone cold pimp. She’s without question one of the finest specimens of what human females have to offer and is unequestionably one of the sexiest Babe of the Week beauties that have yet been featured on this site. In case I haven’t gotten my point across — I’m infatuated with this girl and would give up 10 years on the end of my life for one night with her. Satan, you listening?

I’m keeping this uber short because I’ve been super occupied with work and having my girl Lauralyn in town — The lovely Holly Weber is this week’s Babe of the Week!

For the past couple of weeks, my commute to work has often been accompanied by Taylor Swift’s Love Song on repeat for most of the trip, with the occasional switch to the Al Pacino speech in Any Given Sunday or that T.I. and Rihanna song. Yeah, don’t ask me why. I have issues, that’s a given.

Anyway, I mention this only because I think Taylor Swift is gorgeous and she just looks like the kind of girl that would be fun corrupting sexually because she looks so innocent and sweet. I also think she’s very talented, but let’s be honest here, talent has never really been a qualification for Babe of the Week. That is, unless you count making my dick hard a talent. (For the record, it’s not. The thing gets hard for just about anything.)

Please head over to NBA.com and vote now for the Miami Heat Dancers! They’re already the reigning three time champions and are more than deserving of an ever-impressive fourpeat! They not only deserve this because they’re wicked hot but my ridiculously sexy and unbelievably beautiful friend Ashley Marie Flores (she’s the sexy number in the middle in the thumbnail to the right!) is on the team and she alone makes them worth voting for. So, take a break from reading this bog and go VOTE!.

For a fairly attractive girl, my latest Babe of the Week doesn’t have the prettiest of names. If one of my boys came up to me and told me he was dating a girl named Agnes Bruckner, the first thing I’d say would be some kind of a GILF joke. Let’s be honest here, hot girls just aren’t named Agnes. That name is more befitting your grandmother or great aunt. It’s not meant for a young piece of ass with a tight little body and nipples that are always seemingly saying “hello world! look at me!”

Nevertheless, Agnes Brucker is a hot young actress and despite her name she’s someone I’d gladly tell my friends I was dating or just banging on the side for fun. I just hope that she’ll eventually learn to take a hint from her pokies, which obviously want attention, to start doing nude scenes to show off all the goods.

Disney, a company obviously in the market of selling sex to the world, has already brought us fine young jailbait in the form of Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana and Selena Gomez (as well as many others in the past that have long since reached adulthood). However, there’s no sign of the whore train stopping anytime soon as there’s plenty more in Mickey’s stable. One such cutie is the singer, songwriter and actress Demi Lovato.

She sings, dances, acts and most likely whores around like everyone else her age or older. But, then again, maybe not. Who knows and who really cares? I know I don’t. All that matters is that she’s a cutie and she’s this week’s Babe of the Week.

A few weeks ago while experiencing the nightly case of insomnia (sleep is for the weak!), I happened upon some movie on HBO called Survival Island. The movie was pretty crap, but it kept me interested based solely on the fact that its starring actress, Kelly Brook, was off the charts sexy.

This beautiful British babe has a very cute face and the most amazing breastissess that I’ve ever witnessed and she spent the entire movie either in some super skimpy bikini or naked. Two thumbs and a cock up from me.

The movie’s currently the only thing saved on my Tivo and it’s always stuck on the scene where she gets ravaged on the beach in a somewhat decent sex scene for a non pornographic movie. A quality Babe of the Week if there ever was one.

Major props to my old friend the Babe Ninja for letting me know about this ultra fine piece of ass, the lovely Jessica Burciaga. She has one of the cutest and prettiest faces ever and a body that matches it in its excellence. She’s just drop dead gorgeous and about a million flavors of sexy and is just exactly what I look for in a girl.

This babe is definitely “my type” and was a shoe-in for Babe of the Week the second I saw her first photo. Of course, I’ve been a slack ass since then and am a few weeks behind, but I’m sure you’ll get over it once you start getting your stroke on to her beautiful photos inside.

I know I haven’t updated much and am two weeks behind on updating Babe of the Week and I apologize. I’ve just been really busy with girls, playing Resident Evil, drinking alcohol, more girls, playing SOCOM, more drinking, catching up on Battlestar Gallactica, and more girls and drinking the liquor. It’s been a wonderfully hectic last few weeks but I promise two new Babe of the Week updates before the end of the weekend. Oh, by the way, my first St Patty’s Day in Beantown was beyond amazing and the pimp hand was in full effect. Lots of beer, lots of hugs, lots of kisses, lots of digits and lots of fun.

Not only is she named after one of my favorite places to go, but the Israeli-born Goddess Bar Refaeli is also the most recent cover model for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Both excellent honors and things to be proud of. Before that, she was probably best known as being Leo’s super hot girlfriend but I’m not going to hold that against her.

The bottom line is that this girl is drop dead gorgeous and is complete Spank Bank™ material. Naming her Babe of the Week was as easy as convincing myself to jerk off the second I wake up each and every morning. And for those that don’t really know me, I typically rub at least two out before before I fully open my eyes.

I hadn’t heard of her before today and have surprisingly never watched One Tree Hill, the TV series that Danneel Harris stars in, but I’ve quickly become a fan of her after seeing her amazing unclothed body in some movie she’s in called Ten Inch Hero. What’s funny is that I actually HAVE seen her nude before as she apparently showed off her assets in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay but for whatever reason I never noticed enough to research or maybe I just wasn’t quite all “there” when I watched that movie the dozen or so times that I have…

All that doesn’t really matter, though. The point is that she’s really hot, has an amazingly fit and sexy body and is a prime Babe of the Week candidate. And while you’re checking her out, I think I’ll watch that movie again while completely sober and see if I recognize her.

First, let me just say again that I’ve been a big supporter for President Barack Obama despite the fact that I don’t agree with his fiscal policies or promises. I figured the country needed change after the putrid past 8 years of the Bush administration that included the continuation of the destruction of the US economy and the mismanagement of the war on Terrorism and subsequently on Iraq. I thought it was also a positive that a minority candidate was elected because that would give a segment of the population hope that it may not have had before. Hope is good and it can inspire people to better themselves. I’m all for that.

What’s bugging me right now is that I’m annoyed about the outrage over the New York Post comic and calling it racist. The point being that it’s allegedly comparing President Obama to a monkey and there has been a negative history of African Americans being called monkeys or gorillas. So, who the fuck cares? First, Obama didn’t write the stimulus package all by himself so where would you even get that tie? Second, he’s the President of the United States and thus is free game. President Bush was ridiculed more than anyone probably in the history of this country. He was made fun of for his religion. His intelligence was insulted. He was directly compared to a monkey and was called one many times. He was insulted for being a Texan. He was mocked for being Southern. Every single aspect of him was made fun of without any backlash for it being politically incorrect or racist. Then why should we be so sensitive about any humor made directly or indirectly towards President Obama? We shouldn’t. That is, unless we’re fucking racist and just looking to further our racist agendas and that’s what I see people doing. It’s annoying and it helps further racism in American more than it deters it.

When Danity Kane was first formed I had a bit of a crush on Aubrey O’Day. Thought she was cute and I just loved her incredibly fit and tight body. But the truth is I didn’t really follow DK or her much after that first season of the show. The fact that she did pose nude for Playboy obviously got my attention and I had to check her out unclothed the first chance I got.

The bad news is that I just don’t find her nearly as attractive anymore. I don’t know what it is but she seems so much more fake looking these days. I’m guessing it’s been a lot of plastic surgery, but I don’t follow the celeb gossip circuit so I don’t really know. Nevertheless, she’s still a very sexy girl and it’s nice to see her with her clothes off. Babe of the Week material for sure.

One of my faves on Rock of Love Bus is undoubtedly the sexy Latin beauty Brittanya O’Campo. She just gives off such a strange and intriguing vibe. She seems really sweet and innocent at times but at the same time you can’t help but feel that she’s a dirty whore that has STDs that haven’t been been named yet.

The real messed up thing is that even if she did have a plethora of STDs, the girl’s pretty enough and hot enough that you’d probably consider doing her any way and hope that penicillin is enough to fix whatever you pick up. And that, my friends, is what makes her one hell of a Babe of the Week.

I kind of forgot about her when I made the comment about Idol’s lack of hot girls this season because I’ve been in hyper fast forward mode when watching the show on Tivo and think I must’ve skipped her and assumed the jealousy of the two old women judges caused her to miss the cut already. Luckily, that’s apparently not he case and Casey Carlson is still alive and well in the competition.

The lovely lady also has some nice bikini photos in her history so that has helped make her a prime Babe of the Week candidate. Unlike the other “Bikini Girl” who while I thought had a magnificent body was completely Butter. Not saying that I wouldn’t do her, but come on, there are plenty of girls with body’s as good or better than have faces 10,000 times prettier than the “Bikini Girl”. Case in point…Casey Carlson.