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Dave's Babe of the Week

03/17/03-03/23/03

Jessica Simpson --
I'm sure many of you are saying to yourself, "it's about time!" Jessica Simpson has finally received her well-deserved Babe of the Week honor. I guess I just felt spited by the fact that she married some gay boy band guy before she would marry me. Okay, I never wanted to marry her. I was just hoping to be the guy given the chance to de-virginize her. Maybe there's still a chance to be the first to do anal with her...or nut in her face. We'll see. Or maybe we never will. I don't know.

Name: Jessica Simpson
Birth Name: Jessica Ann Simpson
Date of Birth: July 10, 1980
Place of Birth: Dallas, Texas
Sign: Cancer
Nationality: American
Sex: Female
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 105 lbs
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Brown
Hobbies: Shopping, writing in her diary, hanging out with friends, not fucking me
Occupation: Singer, song writer, fucking boy band guy
Education: J.J. Pierce High School
Favorite Food: Chicken Friend Steak
Favorite Actor/Actress: Brad Pitt/Julia Roberts
Favorite Color: Silver
Favorite Song: "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin
Favorite Position: Doggie style with head in toilet

Dave's Babe of the Week

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