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Dave's Babe of the Week

01/20/03-01/26/03

Melissa Schuman --
My dearest Melissa was once the hot girl from Puffy's girl group Dream, but has since departed the group in an effort to become an actress, solo artist or something of the like. Regardless of what she does and whether or not she ever does reach true success, she will remain a very spank-worthy babe despite the fact that she's still not yet 18 years of age. Luckily for me, it's not illegal to buff the rod to a 17-year-old or else I'd be in jail right now getting anally violated by some welld-endowed man named Steve or maybe even Carl. Either way, it wouldn't feel right being pounded without consent.

Full Name: Melissa Amber Schuman
Nicknames: Mel B, Mel, Missa, Missy, Love
Date of Birth: August 21, 1984
Place of Birth: Riverside, CA
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Current Residence: Southern California
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 110 lbs
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Hazel
Siblings: 4 little sisters..Amanda(12)...Kristina (10)..Rebekka(8).....Sara(6)
Pets: 4 cats, 1 dog, 1 13" vibrator
Favorite Foods: Chinese and Thai
Favorite Drink: Creme Soda (and anything else that's creamy...)
Favorite Movie: Where The Heart Is
Favorite CD: Christina Aguilera
Favorite Position: On a tubby bastard
Filmography: Anna's Dream (2002) (TV)
Album's Released: It Was All A Dream (2001)

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