Normally I would use this space to share my feelings about how sexy & cute I think High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is and how much I would love to penetrate every single one of her orifices with my chunk ‘o love. But that’s not happening today.

Instead, I just want to “rant” a bit about the nudes she took for her boyfriend. It’s NOT a big deal! I honestly can’t believe how many uptight people there are in the world. Vanessa is a hot young girl who sent nudes to her boyfriend and they got leaked on the ‘net. Umm, if I had a nickel for every time that happened I’d probably change my profession from video game producer / designer to lazy ass socialite because I’d be crazy rich.

I just don’t understand how many people were shocked and outraged by this. Believe me, everyone’s doing it. If a future female US President comes from this generation of girls, she’s going to have some secret nudes in her closet for people to find. I guarantee it. Hell, I Joe Namath guarantee it (not an Anthony Smith guarantee it).

People just have to stop getting their panties in a bunch over it and accept it. Embrace it. If you’re a female, go take nudes of yourself and start sending them around. And if you happen to be cute, send them my way and I’ll keep them secret until the time is right!

Full Name: Vanessa Anne Hudgens
Date of Birth: December 14, 1988
Place of Birth: Salinas, CA
Residence: Los Angeles, CA
Ethnicity: Filipino, Chinese, Spanish, Irish and American Indian
Height: 5′ 1.5″
Weight: 110 lbs
Measurements: Give me a tape measure and I’ll do it…
Occupation: Actress, Singer, & Model