The uber sexy Mia Maestro was the best reason to watch Alias from where I’m standing. And, as per the norm, I’m standing at attention ready to blow a load in the lovely face of this exotic beauty. I would list out the things I’d love to do to this chick but I would hate to put some of it in writing at the risk of it being used against me in some courtroom down the road.

Full Name: Mia Maestro
Date of Birth: June 19, 1978
Place of Birth: Buenos Aieres, Argentina
Residence: Los Angeles, CA
Ethnicity: Latino
Height: 5′ 4″
Weight: 118 lbs
Measurements: ???
Occupation: Actress