Even though I haven’t gotten into the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in decades (it sucks in comparison to the Internet), I am a fan of the rag’s 2008 cover girl, Marisa Miller. But who wouldn’t be a fan of a tall, blonde, hazel-eyed beauty with a pair of lovely fun bags and a perfect swimsuit body? OK, maybe not insecure and jealous bitches.

Full Name: Marisa Bertetta (Marisa Miller)
Date of Birth: August 6, 1978
Place of Birth: Santa Cruz, CA
Residence: Los Angeles, CA
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5′ 8″
Weight: 110 lbs
Measurements: 34D-23-35
Occupation: Supermodel