I’ve never been that big of a fan, but damn this girl has some really nice boobage. I would have no problem choosing death by suffocation if the weapon of choice was Lindsay Lohan’s squishy fun buckets. Now that would be an enjoyable way to spend my last few breaths on Mother Earth.

Full Name: Lindsay Morgan Lohan
Date of Birth: 07/02/1986
Place of Birth: New York, NY
Residence: Los Angeles, CA
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5′ 5″
Weight: 125 lbs
Measurements: 36-26-32
Occupation: Actress, Singer