Princess Kim burst onto the scene thanks to her infamous sex tape with her ex-boyfriend Ray-J (R&B singer who’s best known for being Brandy’s younger brother). But to be quite frank, the tape sucked. Ray-J should be embarrassed to call himself a man, let alone a strong, young, black man. To have a woman with Kimberly’s curvaceous excellence in front of him and to bang her out without any true passion or hunger is just unforgivable.

It was the first time that I’ve ever watched porn and cried. They were real tears, too, because I was just hurt by the fact that she was done so poorly, when she clearly had what it took to be done really well. The sad excuse for a man didn’t even leave any hand prints on Everest & K2 (my nicknames for her left and right cheeks).

But, I digress. This is about the seductively sexy and extremely bangable Kim Kardashian. A highly-used member of my SpankBank™ that’s a one-of-a-kind beauty that makes me forgive her for being a Paris Hilton wannabe. She might have come out 2nd, but she’s the clear winner when it comes to being a Babe (plus it looks like she gives much better head than Ms. Hilton).

Full Name: Kimberly Noel Kardashian
Date of Birth: October 21, 1980
Place of Birth: Los Angeles, CA
Residence: Beverly Hills, CA
Ethnicity: Irish, Armenian & German
Height: 5′3″
Weight: Bootylicious
Measurements: 35D-26-40
Occupation: Entrepreneur, Model, Actress, Sex Tape Star