Please don’t do the math but I was admittedly a fan of Hilary Duff back in the Lizzie McGuire days. And even though she’s borderline ancient, as she’ll be of legal drinking age this year, the one-time child mega star has grown up to become a highly cock-worthy chick (assuming you can block out the anorexic periods). Either way, I sure as hell would never pass up a chance to bend the bitch over and rail her till her butt’s black and blue — assuming that can be done in the two or three minutes I would probably last.

Full Name: Hilary Erhard Duff
Date of Birth: September 28, 1987
Place of Birth: Houston, TX
Residence: Los Angeles, CA
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5′ 1″
Weight: 118 lbs
Measurements: 30B/22/27
Occupation: Actress, Singer