My first experience with Hayden was when she was that annoying little girl that I wanted to choke to death in Remember the Titans. Luckily, she grew up well and blossomed into a hot young cheerleader that I saved in order to save the world. Wait, nevermind, that was Peter Petrelli that saved her and not me.

But, anyway, I would’ve saved her myself if I had his powers because she’s a hot young piece of ass that’s completely worth saving, regardless of whether or not the “world” is on the line. Only problem is that the only superpower that I’ve developed so far involves my alcoholic abilities and I’m not sure how that’d help her unless she’s going to college and needs a Beer Pong or Flip Cup partner.

Full Name: Hayden Leslie Panettiere
Date of Birth: August 21, 1989
Place of Birth: Palisades, New York
Residence: Los Angeles/New York
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5′ 1″
Weight: 115 lbs
Measurements: 32B(?)
Occupation: Actress