Oh, Elaine. This has got to be one of the most magnificent examples of beauty that you’ll see on this small little cunt hair of a planet in this massive universe. Just about everything about this blonde temptress of the heart smacks perfection, from her face that would make an angel envious to one of the most perfectly sculpted figures around. She has so many obnoxiously good features that I’m pretty sure all of her female friends secretly despise her because of envy.

Full Name: Elaine Alden
Date of Birth:  September 22, 1986
Place of Birth: Miami, FL
Residence: Orlando, FL
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5′ 9″
Weight: 122 lbs
Measurements: 34-24-34
Occupation: Model