I first saw this Asian cutie when really drunk and watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody on the Disney Channel. At first I felt a little dirty because I thought she was 16 years old and jail bait, but upon googling her I found out that I had nothing to feel bad about (as if I ever REALLY feel bad). Turns out she’s already perfectly legal but just looks like she could be a teenager!

Full Name: Brenda Song
Date of Birth: March 27, 1988
Place of Birth: Carmichael, CA
Residence: Los Angeles, CA
Ethnicity: Thai / Hmong
Height: 5′ 2″
Weight: ???
Measurements: ???
Occupation: Actress, Singer, Spokesperson, Model, Producer, Martial artist