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No clue if she’ll actually go through with it, but the claim is that this guy’s sister will name her baby “Megatron” if this page — http://www.facebook.com/pages/MY-SISTER-SAID-IF-I-GET-ONE-MILLION-FANS-SHE-WILL-NAME-HER-BABY-MEGATRON/333067975442?ref=mf — gets a million fans.

It only needs a little more than 250,000 fans to top a million and since the baby’s not due till August there’s still a lot of time. If you have a Facebook, do the world a favor and become a fan now!

Curling has gained quite a bit of popularity over the years — as something to either watch or mock — and the only reason I give a crap about it is that it sports some of the best looking chick athletes around (guessing cause you don’t really have to be a great athlete and thus the sport isn’t filled with she-males like the WNBA).

This past Winter Olypmics featured a ton of eye-candy in the Curling ranks and I was having probably trying to pick one to feature. I couldn’t make up my mind, so I went with the trio of Melanie Robillard (Germany), Madeleine Dupont (Denmark), & Ludmila Privivkova (Russia). So, they’re all my Babe of the Week. Apologies to some of their hot and worthy teammates or competitors from other countries that didn’t quite make the cut for my podium.

Apparently, this chick was on The Bachelor, she hooked up with one of the producers, is a single mom, and has several tapes being offered around in the pr0n industry. Umm, well, I have never heard of her before but you can now consider me one of her fans! Go Rozlyn Papa! Do your little boy proud!

PS – The video below is allegedly of her sucking off a man with an insanely small and tiny hand moisturizer dispenser. Never have I seen one this small; although, I have only mine to compare it to. Anyway, I’m getting off-topic. The video isn’t safe for work or wives, so be warned.

Last night was a ton fun. Went out with a bunch of friends to celebrate my birthday and after meeting up at my apartment for some pre-gaming we headed out to get drunker. We initially went to The Good Bar, but as we were going in we noticed a plethora of hot young college talent heading into Sanctuary next door so that’s where we ended up going. The place was packed and there were banging hot chicks every where. It was a great birthday celebration and simple lines such as “it’s my birthday, you should give me a kiss” actually worked on several occasions. The hangover today was massive and I’m just now getting over it, but it was well worth it.

It’s my 37th birthday today and it has me reflecting on my life and got me thinking about the dreams I had growing up and whether or not I obtained any of them. Here are my top 10 dreams I had growing up as a young kid and teenager and whether or not I failed or succeeded at obtaining them:

1. Win 4 National Championships, 4 Heisman Trophies, and finish my career as a starting quarterback for the University of Miami Hurricanes with a perfect 48-0 record. FAIL
2. Win 6 Super Bowl championships, 6 league MVPs, 1 Rookie of the Year, and have two 19-0 seasons as Quarterback of the Miami Dolphins. FAIL
3. Win 2 NBA Championships playing for the Boston Celtics as a hobby during my six year reign of terror on the NFL. FAIL
4. Win 2 NHL Stanley Cups with the Philadelphia Flyers in the same two year period I won the NBA titles. FAIL
5. Win 2 World Series titles, have two 75+ HR seasons, and pitch 12 perfect games while playing for the Baltimore Orioles during those same super busy years. FAIL
6. After getting tired of the main American sports, play for the US men’s soccer team and lead them to a World Cup while scoring 3 goals per game and shattering numerous records. FAIL
7. Retire from sports by the age of 29 and start my acting and singing career that would see me win numerous Oscars and Grammys. FAIL
8. Have a threesome with supermodels Cindy Crawford and Niki Taylor. FAIL
9. Have a threesome with then teen pop stars Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. FAIL
10. Become a millionaire! FAIL

Alright, so maybe I dreamed a little too big when I was growing up. But while the ambitious goals of a young dreamer failed to fully materialize, the life I have led has been quite amazing and is only getting better. I’ve been all around the globe, have met some amazing people over the years and get to make video games for a living. Plus, I still have a shot at #10 and while I wouldn’t even want #8 or #9 anymore, I have lucked my way into a couple of threesomes and still have my hopes up for my current supermodel threesome goal of Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio or my teen pop star duo ambition of Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez (waiting till they’re 18, of course).  Happy Birthday to me.

I’m still not sure why I still watch this crap even though I always say I hate it. I also don’t know why I have a habit of not blogging when my life’s entertaining and update more when I’m not getting into any fun and am staying at home wasting my time watching things like American Idol.

Those mysteries in life aside, I must say that I’m extremely disappointed with the guys so far this year. They all seem to suck and I’m not talking about in the Ryan Seacrest kind of way. None seem even remotely on the same level as Adam Lambert or that Chris guy that beat him last season cause America still hates the gays. Maybe one or two might step it up, but I’m not seeing it so far.

The good news is that I now get to watch Lost and Blue Mountain State without any commercial interruptions!

I love girls of all types and ages (insert jail bait joke here). But I must admit that I have a special spot reserved in my Spank Bank™ for ladies with a little of the tanned ethnicities in them. The dark hair, brown eyes and naturally tanned skin tends to get the blood flowing into certain extremities quicker than normal. It also helps when said lady is in great shape, and has a nicely rounded ass and a pair of voluptuous double D play toys.

One such women is 23 year old model Jesse Preston. She’s a bangin’ brunette of Puerto Rican descent that has taken it all off for Playboy several times and can now add Dave’s Babe of the Week to her already stellar resume. The only thing that she needs now for her life to be complete is to become one of the notches on my bed post, which comes with a complimentary wheelchair that she’ll need after I bang her so hard and so long that my balls get stuck inside her rectum.

What did I tell you? The old fat housewives that vote on American Idol don’t like the pretty girls. And, guess what? The only girl on American Idol’s top 24 that makes my willy move even a little — Janell Wheeler — was the first tossed off the show tonight. This pretty much ends my interest Season 9.

I think I’ll just let the video do the talking…

Apparently, Edmonton Oilers’ NHLer Mike Comrie recently proposed to former Disney teen sensation Hilary Duff and she was so happy about the $3M 10-12 carat radiant cut engagement ring that she said “thank you” in the best way she knew how…