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- Carl, ATHF

Friday, September 30, 2005

Almost the greatest movie ever made... --
Okay, so I decided to watch Into the Blue today and after about the first 30 minutes I was thinking that it had the makings to be one of the greatest films ever made. Jessica Alba's acting was without peer and worthy of an Oscar. The way that she was able to convince me that she really was this unbelievably hot chick with perfectly tanned skin, a body of a Goddess, and a magnificently-shaped round bottom left me breathless. I don't think I've ever witnessed better acting in any movie.

Anyhow, while the movie started off as what could've been remembered as our generation's crowning achievement in art and entertainment, it all fell apart during the last 2/3rds of the film. It quickly went from being a Jessica Alba spooge-fest that required an awe-inspiring amount of self-control to stop me from jerking it right in front of everyone, into some lame ass Paul Walker movie. The genius of Miss Alba's acting was only given to us in small spurts while we were stuck dealing with the guy from Fast and the Furious and the wide receiver from Varsity Blues. It's my guess that this was some sort of a sequel to both of those movies because the characters were pretty much the same.

So, yeah, I'm kind of pissed off at what had the potential to be legendary. I'll still buy it on DVD because the first 30 minutes were so dope, but I'm pretty mad that I wanted a Jessica Alba flick, but was forced to watch a Paul Walker one. Nevertheless, my Spank Bank™ has been filled with plenty of images that should be able to keep me busy for several weeks. The DVD will be amazing....I just hope I don't break my player leaving this shit paused way too much.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Another MySpace beauty.

A wicked hot babe --
Even though it's used more for me to keep in touch with friends these days, at the onset of my ventures into MySpace I was mainly using the network to help me find Babe of the Week candidates that weren't already household names. The fact that I've already featured more than a dozen lovely ladies that I found on MySpace, including ones that I'd call my friends such as Avital, Deanna and Elle, shows that it was a good move on my part to do this.

The latest of my findings to become Babe of the Week is the wicked hot model from Massachusetts named Erica Ramos. She's about as gorgeous as a woman can be and thanks to her living in the New England area she likes to use the word wicked a lot, which is something that strangely find extremely attractive. Yeah, don't ask why, I just love it when chicks use the word with any kind of a Boston accent. It doesn't do anything for me when guys use it, but it's hot when women do and doubly-so when the woman in question is as hot as Miss Ramos.

Halloween in Orlando --
Alright, so I've decided to head back to Florida for the weekend before Halloween because Justice claims it gets insane out there with the abundance of beautiful young women in slutty outfits. Plus, at least four of my south Florida friends have agreed to come up to party with us while I'm out that way, so it should be loads of fun. As of now, the plan is for me and B to dress up as the poser mobile dudes in the T-Mobile commercials. It's subject to change if I can think of anything that'll be as easy to do and equally as goofy. If anyone has any good suggestions, please drop me an email.

Finally in the 240s --
It took a long ass time, but I've finally gotten under that 250 barrier for the first time since November '04. I guess it's not by much, as I'm at 249.5 lbs, but it was a big relief nonetheless to finally crack into the 240s at this past Sunday's weigh-in. If I can manage to drop another 11 1/2 lbs, I'll be back to making some real progress as that'll take me to my lowest weight as an adult ever. From there I hope to start seeing some real changes in the way I look for the first time since way back in early '03 when I first started all this crap. In order to help things out for the next month, I plan to give up the partying until my trip to Orlando for Halloween weekend. It worked so well in August; I figure it's a smart thing to do. And, as always, you can keep track of my BFL progress at any time.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Summer brighten's up any day.

It's still Summer time --
For a lot of people Labor day signifies the end of Summer, but this glorious season doesn't officially end until the Fall Equinox on September 23rd. Hence, today is the last day of one of my top four favorite seasons (ha!) and a perfect time to feature the obnoxiously hot Summer Altice as my Babe of the Week.

However, truth be told, this is but a mere coincidence that I chose her this week and posted her this specific day because the real reason is that one of my newest BFFs from Florida, the lovely Bernadette, told me last night that Summer needed to be on my site and I agreed completely! Who am I to argue when a beautiful woman asks to put up such a stunning example of the best the female population has to offer on my site?

My Florida vacation photos --
I think I'll do a more detailed re-cap tomorrow, but since I've already uploaded all the images I'll go ahead and share with you the 'net-worthy photos from my Florida vacation. I've left out the ones with nudity, sex, animal abuse, illegal drug use, lewd acts with the elderly, and fat men in speedos (I just couldn't resist wearing one on South Beach!).

As a result, you're left with just a little more than 200 images that were mostly taken the nights I was partying with my Florida faves down in Ft Lauderdale and Miami that included Jackie, Nikayla, Dora, Mindi, Kasey, Bernadette, Jennifer, Tracey, Maria, Elle, Carrie, Riana, and Avital. I also got to hang with Jordanna @ FSU, as well as my girls Amber, Heather, Missy, and Raquel, but didn't get photos with them or just lost them somehow because of my two-week long drunken stupor. Next time, I guess. And, don't worry, there will be a next time.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Best. Vacation. Ever. --
Things weren't looking that good after the first three days, with the first night nearly ending with me punching a cop and likely spending the rest of my vacation and more in prison and the third with me passing out before the end of the UM/FSU game and missing out on all the post-game partying, but the rest of the two weeks went extremely well.

I'll post a more detailed update over the course of the next few days, along with a photo gallery update with all the 'net-friendly pictures that I took, but for now I'll just leave you with a short little update just to let you know I made it back alive and I thoroughly enjoyed my time there, particularly because of all the wonderful people that I got a chance to meet.

I went to my first-ever concert as I got to see Coldplay perform brilliantly. I saw my first-ever Miami Dolphins game as I watched the 2nd half of their ass-whooping of the Broncos. I ate sushi for the first time ever when I had lunch with Elle and her daughter Kylie. And I met more than 20 of my MySpace friends for the first time and now consider them real friends for life.

I've fallen in love with all the people I met and am ready to move out to southern Florida as soon as any videogame company opens up shop there. If none will, I might have to start trying to setup one myself. I want to live there that bad. Anyone out there have a few million bucks you would like to invest in me??? Anyway, more updates on the vacation should follow over the course of the next few days. So, stay tuned!

Friday, September 9, 2005

Any regrets? --
Normally I go ahead and live my life with the general belief that shit happens and that you should never regret anything you do. And despite the fact that I've done countless idiotic things because of my excessive drinking -- such as putting my fist through storefront windows, puking all over VIP couches at clubs, jumping off second-story ledges and falling on Denny's awnings, passing out on some wet sidewalk in some San Fran ally with bums, sleeping on my porch because I wasn't able to "figure out" the door when there was six inches of snow outside, the thing with the cows, and on and on -- I have never had any regrets about my drinking habits.

Well, that's no longer the case. After a few days to think about it and let it all sink it, I must say that I deeply regret the fact that I got so drunk Monday evening in Tally that I missed out on partying with hot, drunk, FSU chicks. Seriously, my excessive drinking blew my chances at what could have been the most amazing night of my entire vacation. Just think about it for a second... The place was crawling with extremely fine women. Hell, there had to be at least two insanely fine bitches for every one man that I saw on campus. Then take into account that most of them had been tailgating all day and the game didn't end until after midnight. Next up, factor in the fact that FSU had just beaten Miami for the first time in ages and this was the first time that any of the students there have EVER been able to celebrate a 'Nole victory over the 'Canes.

I missed out on some craziness and I honestly regret it. I vow to not pass out again while I'm here on vacation in FL! Not just for me, but also for Brandon, who was stuck with the job of getting my fat, sweaty, puked-on, nasty, drunk ass back to the car and back to Orlando, instead of getting his dick sucked by some 18-year-old FSU freshman.

Best night in Orlando --
Thursday nights are pretty good in this town. I remember them being a blast last year and last night was no exception. We hit up YBar, I Bar, Antigua, and who knows where else and just had a blast. Furthermore, I have my first new hero since the trio of Larry Bird, Dan Marino and Cal Ripken each retired from their respective sports, Brandon's friend and co-worker at EA, Ryan. He's a big, tall white guy with crazy amounts of women-pulling powers. I can't yet anoint him my new lord and savior, but if things go well tonight, I just might have to do it.

Anyway, as much as I'm looking forward to tonight in Orlando, I'm even more stoked for what the next week has in store for me in Miami. I've got a lot of hot girls that want to hang out with me there, a lot of clubs that I want to hit up, and some lovely latina honeys that I'm hoping to hook up with. My first-ever three girl, one guy, foursome with some hot latinas would make up for my missed opportunities at FSU. It's funny how threesomes just aren't enough anymore...

Thursday, September 8, 2005

A problem-free night --
It really is possible for me to get completely shit-faced and not end up fighting the po-lice or passing out before the end of the first quarter of a football game. I guess this whole "sipping" thing that people do with their drinks is the way to go because that's what I was doing last night. I still drank a LOT and took advantage of the $1 drinks at Chillers, but since I wasn't chugging them immediately and then getting another, I was able to make it through the night without passing out despite being quite tanked.

The only problem with last night is that I lacked motivation to try and converse with anyone. I spent most of the night just searching for potential Babe of the Week talent for the website, which wasn't a bad idea because there were plenty of model-types at both Chillers and Dragon Room. I guess we'll have to wait and see if any actually pan out.

No vacations for "Dear Dave" --
Being stuck at Brandon's place without a car while it's raining outside so I can't go for a walk has its advantages --- such as being so damn bored that I decided to put together a new "Dear Dave" mail bag update. The topics of today's letters include what games to play while on drugs or drunk, my partying with hotties, the pick-up lines that I use, a list of all the drugs I have and have not used, and things like a link to a zip with a few nudes of the lovely Sheena Lee, my current Babe of the Week.

Miami in 2 days! --
The really fun part of my trip begins in two days, as I'll be getting to hang with some of my faves including Elle, her little bitch sister Jackie, my lil sis Riana, plus Nikayla, Krissy, Tracey, Jenn, Berns, Maria, Racquel, Britt, Ashley, Amber, Nichole and possibly even my girl Avital. She leaves back for LA this Sunday, so I'm hoping to see her out Saturday night because it'd be pretty dope to party with her on both coasts since I've already hung with her out in LA.

Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Gimme my rope back. NOW!

For my ninja-lovin' friends --
Every now and then one of my co-workers with cat-like reflexes and ninja-like abilities will tell me to check out some hottie that I've usually never heard of her before and she ends up on my page as my Babe of the Week. The latest of his fins is the seductive Asian goddess that you see to the right that goes by the name of Sheena Lee.

All it took was looking at the first pic that I came across in order to make me realize that she deserved to be featured on my page. That said, I'd be fronting if I said that one look and one pic was all that I checked out. My next hour or so was dedicated to making 100% sure that she was worthy, if you get my drift.

Rain. Please stop! --
It's raining here and I'm hating it. I have nothing to do during the day because Brandon's at work and it's been raining these past two days so it's a bigger pain in the ass to just go for long as walks and check out what's in the area. I went for like a 10-mile hike this morning when the rain was only light, but I came back drenched nonetheless. Can't even think about doing that now because it's all coming down way too fucking hard. Not liking this! Well, at least tonight should be a great time @ BackBooth, Chillers and Dragon Room. The PBR is free at BackBooth until they tap the keg, so hopefully I'll be nice and drunk for the next two or so bars we hit up.

Tuesday, September 6, 2005

FSU chicks are so hot --
Yeah, it's true, but I'll get to that later. Let's start from the beginning... I arrived in Orlando at a little after 9PM local time because of a piece of the plane fell off and they had us sit on the runway for an hour. Luckily, the pilot was able to fly the top speed the whole time so the actual flight was 45 mins quicker to make up for the delay a little.

Anyway, Brandon picked me up at the airport and brought me back to his amazing crib to get ready and head out. The first night we opted to just hit up the downtown bar crawl and it was fun times -- well, for the most part. While I was having a blast taking in the scenery, the combination of the evil that is Jager and the humidity started taking its toll on me and I started acting less like Banner and more like the Hulk. I was fighting the urge to start fights with people for no reason other than it seemed like it'd be "fun" at the time.

It's not a good thing. This escalated to the point where I started punching this store window because I wanted to go home and not stop to eat and this caused some cops to come see what my problem was. One of the guys was completely cool and calm about it, but this old, fat balding one that had on a different uniform was being a complete dick about it, so I -- being the idiot that I was being -- started cussing the prick out and calling him a stupid fucking faggot while giving him the finger.

After this the guy started grabbing my shirt and shoving me, while I just wrapped my hands behind my back. About 3 or 4 other cops came to ask what my problem was and I just told him that this ass hole was pushing me and grabbing me and putting his hands on me for no reason and that he had no right to get physical with me. They were cool, so they just let me go. I love the Orlando police for being able to put up with drunks like me in a calm way, I respect the way they handle their jobs a LOT. Well, that is except for the fat old bald guy, he sucks.

The next noteworthy event was shopping at Target. I'm sure you're thinking, "ummm, what the Target?" Okay, so the highlight wasn't the whole "shopping at Target" thing as much as the "shoppers at Target". Justice took me to the store near the UCF campus and it was crawling with hot young college women. I'm a fan.

Afterwards, we got to see drunk versions of all these chicks downtown Sunday night, which was seriously hopping because of the Monday Labor Day holiday. The place was insane and the night was all sorts of fun.

And we now get to what I touched upon in the subject -- Florida State University in Tallahassee. Oh my god. Just walking around the campus while trying to find Jordanna, gave me the chance to fall in love with hundreds of gorgeous young women. Even the ugly chicks that go to that school are hot. If you're a guy going to that school, it must be great knowing that you're going to bang several obnoxiously hot chicks before you graduate because there's just too many of them for it not to happen. It's like throwing a dart at a wall covered in dart boards...you're going to hit something. Wow, go 'Noles!

We finally found Jordanna after an hour or so at Indian Village with a group of her friends and started on the trek for beer (even though everyone around us had beer in their hands). We ended up walking to Po' Boys for some food and pitchers of beer and along the way I decided to get myself some cranberry and a bottle of Goose to mix me some drinks. I took care of the bottle, a pitcher of beer (though, a lot of that beer ended on my shirt and pants...), and a couple of cups of beer. All of this was in a span of 20 minutes tops...and would prove to be my undoing.

I don't remember much else that night. I recall Brandon running back to get my sunglasses that I left at the place -- the same $250 glasses I would break later in the night -- and then I remember pulling Jordanna's boyfriend to the side and telling him how cool she was and that he better not let her go. Most of the rest of the night is blacked out, though I do remember seeing the field once, and then I remember falling down in the bathroom stall while I was trying to puke and not being able to get up. Umm, ewwww. That's all I gotta say about that.

So....it was amazing to see Jordanna again. She's such a cool friend and I love her to death. BUT, I am pissed off at myself like you wouldn't believe for getting drunk like I did. Not just cause I fell in my own vomit, but because I completely blew a chance to party with loads and loads of extremely hot, drunk and excited college girls. Seriously, that could've had some serious potential because most of the girls I came across seemed as nice as they were hot and that's rare. Plus, I didn't even get to say bye to Jordanna because Brandon decided to drive me back to Orlando since I was passed out. Luckily, I only broke the sunglasses and my phone, Sidekick, and camera all made it back alive.

Anyway, it's been an eventful first three days and I haven't even made it to my Fort Lauderdale/Miami portion of the trip that starts this Saturday. I think we're doing up this bar called I/O Saturday night in Miami and then Coldplay is happening on Tuesday. The rest hasn't been planned out yet, but I figure most of it will be decided on the fly.

Oh, yeah, I must not forget that I betrayed my team and wore an FSU shirt at Jordanna's suggestion. As much as it hurt, I do agree completely that it was the right thing to do considering my agenda there. However, the fact that I ended up like this picture kind of shot a whole in my "partying with hot FSU chicks" plans. At least the people there were more helping with doing things like trying to get me up off the ground when they saw that I was a 'Nole and not a 'Cane.

Friday, September 2, 2005

Destination: Florida --
I'm going to be heading off to Florida tomorrow afternoon for a well-deserved 17-day vacation to visit my good buddy and former co-worker at both Visual Concepts and IGN.com, Brandon Justice. It should be two plus weeks of non-stop fun without any thoughts of work-related stresses or anniversary's of a friend's untimely death.

The vacation will start off in Orlando for a night and then move on to Tally for the big Monday night football game between Miami and Florida State (Let's Go 'Canes!) before heading back down to Orlando and then finally moving on down south to Miami. I'm probably most excited about the Miami portion of the trip because I've just been a huge fan of the city for the longest time -- because of my love for the 'Canes and Dolphins -- yet I've never been. I hear it's kinda like LA but with more hot Latinas, so I'm thinking it'll live up to my lofty expectations and then some.

In addition to the UM/FSU game, I've also gotten tickets to see the Coldplay concert in West Palm Beach, which I'm expecting to be amazing. Not only is Coldplay one of my top 5 bands of all-time, but it will also be the first-ever real concert I've ever been to, so I'm really amped for it. Oh, and while I haven't gotten tickets yet, I may also be heading to the Dolphins' home opener against the Denver Broncos on September 11 if things pan out as I'm hoping.

Regardless, I'm expecting to have as much fun as I had with Brandon when I visited Orlando last year and then some. I'll try and take as many pictures as possible and hope to avoid a repeat of last year's violent streak that resulted in me throwing signs at police officers and putting my fist through storefront windows. How I didn't get arrested is mind-boggling. You can probably expect some updates here and there, though I'm not making any promises. I will be back home in San Francisco on September 19th, just in time for my boy Sam K's wedding and the Love Parade. This is going to be one hectic month!