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"If you want to have sex with me you have to put the bag over your head so I can't see your face."

- Christian Troy, Nip/Tuck

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Workouts going very well --
Not getting drunk every single night of the week and switching to doing barbell squats and bench presses has really helped the effectiveness of my workouts these past few weeks. I've been feeling really sore, in a good way, after each of them and I'm already doing 205 lbs for six reps on the bench and 225 lbs for six reps with squats. Sure, it pales in comparison to the my all time maxes for each of 405 lbs for the bench and 685 lbs for squats, but it's definitely a step in the right direction.

If I can find a spotter I may even test my bench press max out sometime soon just to see where I'm at. Based on how easy the 205 lbs feels, I wouldn't doubt if I could get up 250 to 275 for a single rep. Not bad at all considering I had taken like six years off from lifing before getting back on BFL and I had only been using machines primiarly since I started lifting again -- plus there's the whole thing with my shoulder still being forever fucked thanks to falling on it more times than I can count while overly drunk.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Some very super special shit for sale --
I think I'm just excited about clearing up space in my place to make it easier whenever I have to next move, because I've thrown up some items on eBay that I had once thought were untouchable. What are these items that I speak of? Well, items such as my prized Chrono Cross clock, stuffed Nall (the white dragon from the Lunar series), and my Mr. Driller pillow. This is some serious shit because I love those three items even if I don't quite cherish them as much as my Ape Escape dancing monkey and Parappa alarm clock that I will bring with me to the after-life. Anyway, here are links to all of my newer auctions.

• 4 classic Lucas Arts PC games
• Japanese PlayStation 2 system SCPH-10000
• Top of the World Miami Hurricanes Whitewall Mesh cap
• Remote-controlled Nissan Calsonic Skyline GT-R
• Mickey Mouse bean bag stuffed toy
• Nall stuffed toy
• Vivi stuffed plus toy
• Chrono Cross collectible clock
• Mr. Driller pillow

Monday, November 28, 2005

Fuck bras!

Hottie from The War at Home --
I started Tivo'ing The War at Home a few weeks ago because Dave Toole said it was pretty funny and I not only agreed but thought that the 16 year old daughter in the TV series was quite the tasty treat. Of course, upon learning that the actress who plays the 16 year old daughter was actually 19 years of age, her spankworthy-ness shot up more than a few notches in my book because it made my torrid love affair with her feel a little less dirty.

All these meaningless facts aside, the actresses name is Haylee Defer and she's the hot young piece of ass that I've decided to feature as the latest Babe of the Week on my lovely website here. A few nipple slips are included for those of you that are into seeing that sort of thing. Don't thank me, but rather thank the kind gentleman that emailed me to fill me in on the whereabouts of said photos.

Labyrinth --
Okay, so I got Labyrinth on DVD because Elle demanded that I add it to my library back when her and Sarah were in town back in August. Apparently, it's one of her favorite movies of all time or something, so I figured I'd give it a go. I had thought I had watched it before, but after finally checking it out tonight I realized that I never saw it before. It's very strange...odd...peculiar...weird...but all in a good way. I can't explain what it is I like about it, but the movie's pretty good. I guess there's something appealing about seeing David Bowie acting in a film with puppets and him wearing these tights and all. I wouldn't go as far as saying it's one of my favorite movies of all time, but I'm glad to say that I own it.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Screw Notre Dame and their Nazi Pope! --
Luckily, people only come here for the babes so that won't piss anyone off too much. But, uhh, yeah I despise Notre Dame and think it's a joke that they're a virtual lock for a BCS bid. Sure, they played a great game against USC and would have beat them had the refs not fucked up on both the spot before the Leinhart TD run where Bush illegally pushed him in and the non-call on the illegal push. But they just haven't proven themselves to be better than the other teams with 1 or 2 losses.

Notre Dame has only three victories all year against teams with a winning record -- Michigan (7-4), BYU (6-5), and Navy (6-4). Michigan was their only victory against a team that finished ranked in the top 25. Their losses were against the #1 ranked team, USC, and the 5-6 Michigan State Spartans. Not really anything to be ashamed of with either, but who did they really beat?

Ohio State's only losses were to Texas and Penn State -- both top 5 teams right now. They, comparatively, have four wins versus teams with winning records and have beaten two teams currently in the BCS top 25. However, it's worth noting that the best team they beat was also Michigan.

Oregon only lost one game all year and it was against #1 USC -- although they got blasted by them 45-13 after having an early lead -- and has five victories against teams with winning records. And for those that will look at how the two teams played against comparable teams, Oregon got beat by USC worse than the Irish but handled Stanford much easier than the Golden Domers. Their top ranked opponent that they beat was the currently 19th ranked Fresno State team that will likely fall behind Michigan after this week's loss to Nevada.

Auburn is a two loss team like the Irish and Buckeyes with their only losses against a solid Georgia Tech team and the #4 ranked LSU Tigers. However, they have beaten four teams with winning records including the #14 and #15 ranked teams in the nation, Alabama and Georgia.

And, then there's the 9-2 Miami Hurricanes that left me ashamed after last week's loss to Georgia Tech and didn't really make up for it with yesterday's lackluster effort against Virginia. Their only losses came against Georgia Tech, which also beat Auburn and had an overall record of 7-4 (two of GT's losses came against teams ranked in the top 15), and FSU, who just suck ass now because of injuries. However, they have FIVE wins against teams with winning records, including a lopsided victory against the #5 ranked Virginia Tech Hokies.

In my opinion, the most deserving of that group is Auburn. They have the most victories against top 20 teams and played the toughest overall schedule. Second would probably be Ohio State or Miami, but I would give Ohio State the edge just because Miami doesn't deserve shit handed to them for losing to the nerds at GTech so late in the year and I'm kind of hoping FSU upsets VTech in the ACC Championship so they get embarassingly stuck in the Peach Bowl instead of the slightly less embarassing Gator Bowl.

I know Oregon is the team the media is talking about getting snubbed because of they're 10-1, but they got whooped good by USC and even though they beat five teams with winning records those teams only had winning records because of their weak ass schedules. The WAC is fuckin' whack and the PAC 10 plays a lot of WAC teams for their non-conference games because of the proximity. Sorry, Ducks, I don't have your back even though you have had a great year.

So, yeah, one more time -- Fuck Notre Dame! :)

The BCS pays off refs --
I think it's true. People were saying it last year after some game, but I'm feeling it's 100% true after watching the VTech game against UNC. The refs WANTED the Hokies to win and clearly cheated on several key plays before the game eventually got out of hand. The first TD pass hit the ground but it was called a completion and wasn't even reviewed. It should've been 3-0 after that and not 6-0. Then later in that half, Vick clearly was stopped before the first down marker and clearly fumbled the ball, but it was ruled a first down and the fumble or ball spot were never even looked at.

Then later in the game, the ref called an obvious facemask penalty that would've given the Heels a first down but after huddling up and discussing how they would spend the money they were geting paid by the BCS to help the Hokies win, they said there was no facemask penalty -- yet the replay clearly showed the facemask being grabbed hard and the official throwing the penalty flag right there looking at it.

If not for these calls or non-calls, UNC could've had a lead over Tech early in the third quarter which could've changed the entire outcome of the game. However, the refs cheated and UNC eventually just got run over because they were fighting an unfair match. Go BCS, you fucking cheaters!

Friday, November 25, 2005

The holidays suck --
I have nothing against Thanksgiving or Christmas, but I really hate the fact that the gym was full today at 9AM in the morning and it's all because of Thanksgiving yesterday and a lot of people having today off from work. I hate it. I hate having to stand around waiting for me to move on to my next set or whatnot, it's annoying. It's usually quite empty in the morning and that's how I like it. Screw all of you people that ate too much yesterday and felt the need to work it off this morning. Get out of my gym!

Happy Thanksgiving --
The post-Thanksgiving gym mayhem aside, my Turkey Day was pretty good. I was out partying until after 4AM Wednesday night -- and did not drink any alcohol -- so I pretty much just slept all day and watched a little football every now and then between hour naps. Michelle and Dave T did a splended job of cooking Thanksgiving dinner and we ate like at 9PM because we had to wait for a friend of Michelle to get here from LA. The food was good and I only ate a little bit so I could stay good with the diet. Well, I hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving, whether you were with family, friends, or strippers.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Babes of the past two weeks --
I know, I've been a serious slack ass with the Babe updates, so I'm to give you a double dose of poo-say today with Jessica Barton as my Babe of the Week and Melissa Puente as my Babe of (Last) Week. That's two hot pieces of booty for the price of one. Well, except for the fact that the price is always free and half of free is still free. Regardless, it's somehow a good deal so take it!

A few must-own items on eBay --
Yeah, you read that right. MUST-OWN. I just need money so I can get some Christmas shit taken care of or else I wouldn't part with some items I love such as my Nissan Skyline toys, my PSone and PSone LCD screen, my Nintendo Virtual Boy, the Atari Jaguar, and lots of other neat goodies that I wouldn't dare call junk, as I normally do with most of my eBay auctions.

• Lot of 19 games for the Sony PlayStation
• Lot of 8 games for the Sega Saturn
• Remote-Controlled Nissan Calsonic Skyline
• Mario 64, Wave Race 64, Mario Kart & Pilotwings (N64)
• Time Crisis w/Namco Guncon (PSX)
• Loctite Zexel GT-R Nissan Skyline Diecase Model
• Namco GunCon light gun controller (PSX)
• Ray-Ban WayFarer II sunglasses
• Grim Fandango (PC)
• Baldur's Gate (PC)
• Half-Life 2 (PC)
• Sony Ericsson T610
• Phantasmagoria (PC)
• Interstate '76 Arsenal (PC)
• Total Annihilation (PC)
• Agetec's Fishing Controller (PSX)
• Sony PS one & PS one LCD screen
• International Superstar Soccer '64 (N64)
• Pokemon Snap (N64)
• 32X System
• 2 Microsoft Xbox controllers
• ASCII Grip controller
• Medal of Honor Soundtrack
• Sony PlayStation cap
• Gran Turismo 3 cap
• PS2 cap
• Red PlayStation cap
• Black PlayStation cap
• Atari Jaguar system & Cybermorph
• Nintendo Virtual Boy system & Red Alarm & Wario Land
• Red Alarm & Wario Land

I may be putting up some more items after the weekend depending on whether or not I get the $800 I'm expecting from these plus the ones that have ended over the course of the past four days. I think I'll get close, but if not, I'll start selling more good shit that I don't really want to be parting with. As always, you can check out my eBay auctions at any time, so do it!

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Donkey Konga, Jungle Beat, EyeToy & other auctions ending today --
I'm getting a little crazy with the getting rid of stuff as I'm gearing up to try and buy a new 42" HDTV to replace the lil 20" Wega I have in my bedroom. What this means is that I'm starting to part with some really good stuff that normally I wouldn't want to sell. Bad for me, but good for you. Here are links to my auctions that will be ending today:

• Donkey Konga w/DK Bongos (GameCube)
• Donkey Kong Jungle Beat w/DK Bongos (GameCube)
• EyeToy Play w/EyeToy Camera (PlayStation 2)
• Frank Miller's A Dame To Kill comic book

I've also put up a shit load of other items whose auctions will be ending over the course of the next week. If you're interested in seeing what goodies I've decided to part with, just follow the link to all my eBay auctions and bid your pretty little heart away. That is, unless your name is Kyle Wright, because if that's the case your money is no good here.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Kyle Wright is a damn joke --
I hated Brock Berlin like you couldn't imagine, but Kyle Wright is quickly becoming my least favorite Miami Hurricanes quarterback of all-time. The kid is a damn joke and just cracks under any kind of fucking pressure. He has no clue how to get rid of the ball quickly because he's slow as fuck at reading defenses and his accuracy tonight was complete shit. Georgia Tech sucks and didn't do shit to win this damn game unless some booster paid Wright to play like he wasn't worthy to start on a JV high school team. I feel so freaking disgusted by just how poorly this poor excuse for a Miami Hurricanes starting QB played. I'm seriously sick to my damn stomach after watching that joke of a football game, especially considering I was actually thinking this team was a National Championship caliber team. The stupid fucks only show up when their backs are against the wall and just don't show up for games that they should win easily.

Some Xbox 360 love --
I went in to work today to check out some shit on Xbox 360 because I knew it'd be my best shot to get it alone, since people are always playing the games during the regular work day. The only game I checked out that I really want to play and own so far is the Need for Speed game, which not only looks and plays great but has an amazing stylistic look and a very intriguing story-mode. I'll definitely be playing more of it whenever I get a chance.

Nothing else that I was able to check out is really worth a damn. NBA Live is a big joke with the exception of its menus and interactive loading screen which is the best I've ever witnessed. Madden plays like crap compared to the Xbox version, the control changes are stupid, the lack of features sucks, and the overall gameplay just seems off. The King Kong game might be okay, but the first 30 minutes didn't really grab me in. I never got around to checking out Gun, Condemned, and PGR3, though, and I've been told that they're each pretty fun.

Anyway, the system seems alright enough but I'm going to hold off getting one for the time being. I'm going to wait until there are some must-own games available on it and I just don't see that yet even though I'm dying to play more Need for Speed. I just don't think it's worth the $400 for just that one game and possibly PGR3, too.

The best Harry Potter movie yet --
On a much lighter and less profanity-laden note, I saw the new Harry Potter movie yesterday on the company's dime and time and I left quite impressed. It is without a doubt my favorite of all the Potter flicks. While I thought all the previous movies were very good, I felt that each had climaxes that lacked punch or were pretty much not even there. I'd liken it to great sex that ends without you blowing your load. This newest Potter actually had a climatic climax, so if you were to use the same analogy, it got me to bust a nut. If you haven't already, I definitely suggest checking it out. It's a damn fine movie, complete with the much-needed orgasm.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Jordanna is gonna be in Playboy! --
It appears that one of my lifelong dreams is gonna come true, as my good friend Jordanna is going to be in the May '06 "Girls of the ACC" edition of Playboy that hits newsstands on April 7th! I'm very excited for her because she wanted it so bad and I'm doubly excited for me because this means that I'm best friends with a Playboy model. It'll be only a matter of time before I get her to tag along with her to some Playboy mansion party where I'll end up boning the likes of Carmella DeCesare and Raquel Gibson. Hurray for me! Anyway, I'm so amazingly excited for her and know that she'll look beautiful in the magazine. Playboy will be lucky to have her. Congrats, Jordanna!

"Dear Dave" --
A few weeks ago I decided to wipe out my entire hard drive on my laptop because it was being overrun by spyware that wasn't being removed by the dozen different programs that I tried and in the process of doing so I forgot to backup my Outlook shit and lost all of my email. Subsequently, I've missed out on a lot of potentially good "Dear Dave" updates. Luckily, some shit was still on the mail server and after weeding through more than 12,000 pieces of junk mail, I've found a small batch that's worthy of public display in this newest "Dear Dave" expose.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

No more alcohol --
I've decided to take another break from the alcohol! No, not because I've finally come to grips with the fact that I'm an alcoholic and no it's not because I think my liver could use a break. I'm just doing this because I just can't stay consistent with my weight loss when I'm drinking so heavily because I often cheat when I'm drunk. Hence, I think I'm going to stop drinking, or at least seriously limit my drinking, from now (well, started this past Sunday) through the end of this year. I fully intend to get shit-faced on New Year's Eve, though.

Buy my t-shirts --
I've gone ahead and put up the rest of my extra "Will Pay For Sex!" t-shirts up on eBay with Buy It Now prices set at $15, which includes free USPS Priority Mail shipping to anywhere in the United States. Since that shipping is normally $3.85, you will only really be paying $11.15 each for the available shirts, which is a bargain considering they cost me more than $20 each to make. You know you want one, so just buy one of these exclusive one-of-a-kind puppies made by yours truly. If you ask nicely, I might be able to throw in one of my pubes.

Wednesday, November 9, 2005

Boobs. Good for resting your hands on.

The Subway girl --
The very first time I saw this chick was when I accidentally downloaded a porn video when I was looking for videos giving out tips on how to spread the word of Christ. The video featured this girl, Jamie, who was being interviewed on a video camera at a Subway restaurant. She went on to flash her boobs and her twat right there in the middle of the restaurant, where everyone could see including the sandwich artists. Anyway, it was hot and she was hot, so I figured I'd name her my Babe of the Week some day and that some day is now.

Auctions ending today --
I'm not sure if any of you have been bidding or not, but I'm quite pleased with how much I'm making with the shit I've put up on eBay. Sure, it sucks some major donkey nuts to have to sell off over 200 videogames that I'd rather just keep, but the bookie needs to get paid or I die. I choose life over games. Plus, since the shit's gonna get me over $700, while I was only hoping for $600, I should be able to make it without selling off the Metal Gears, Radiant Silverguns, Panzer Dragoon Sagas, and other of my must-have and must-keep items in my collection.

Here are links to the eBay auctions of mine that are ending tonight:

• Lot of 6 Microsoft Xbox games
• Final Fantasy Mystic Quest (SNES)
• Pokemon Snap (N64)
• Luigi's Mansion (Japanese GCN)
• Super Metroid (Super Famicom)
• Final Fantasy V (Super Famicom)
• Lot of 9 PlayStation games
• Lot of 23 Dreamcast games
• Lot of 18 Sega Saturn games
• Platinum Game Boy Advance SP plus 9 games
• Sega Game Gear plus 4 games
• Dane Cook Harmful if Swallowed CD

I also have those three "Will Pay For Sex!" shirts up and will be putting some more crap up tonight, including my prized Nissan Skyline remote-controlled car and diecast collectible. I guess I'll just have to buy a real one some day to make up for this loss. To see these or anything else I decide to put up, just check out all of my current eBay auctions and bid your pretty little hearts out.

Tuesday, November 8, 2005

Flashback: A moment in Dave Z's life --
While at lunch today, my friend/co-worker Abe was going off about how he hates going to the dentist because they're always talking shit to him about cavities or whatnot and it reminded me of this funny little thing that happened way back in 1984 when my dad was stationed on Anderson Air Force Base in Guam. The kids -- my older sis, myself and my younger brother -- were taken to the dentist for a check-up and cleaning. I came out with a clean bill of health, as I didn't have any cavities and to this date I still have never in my life gotten one, but my younger brother John didn't quite come out as nice. Here's how the conversation went with the dentist after he told John about all the cavities he had...

Dentist: When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
John: Before I came!
Dentist: Before you came to Guam??

Well, my brother was pissed/embarassed by this, but my sister and myself were in stitches from all the laughing we did. Luckily, this didn't scare him for life and he was able to recoup and now gets a laugh out of it himself. However, I'm sure if he ever encountered that dentist again he'd put his bouncing experience to use and beat the crap out of him just because. I don't know about you, but I thought it was funny -- even if it was a bit ass hole-ish of a dentist to say such a thing to a 9 year old boy.

Pioneer 5-disc DVD / DTS-Dolby Digital Stereo System --
I have no desire to ship this big bitch, so I'm just selling my Pioneer 5-disc DVD changer / DTS-Dolby Digital Stereo system for $250 on Craig's List. What this means is that I'm not shipping it to anywhere and it will have to be picked up in either San Rafael or San Francisco while I'm at home or at work. The price is completely negotiable, but I'm hoping to get the full $250 out of it.

Monday, November 7, 2005

I wanna party with these girls --
Apparently a couple of cheerleaders for the Carolina Panthers football team got jailed for an incident at Banana Joe's in Tampa for getting in a fight with other patrons and for allegedly getting busy with each other in the women's restroom.

One of the girls was apparently so drunk she could barely stand and the other hit a woman in the face after an argument and even gave the police the name of another Panthers cheerleader who wasn't even present. Check out TampaBay10.com for more details and even a video reporting on the happenings.

Both Angela and Renee have sadly been kicked off the squad, but I'm guessing it's only a matter of time before some porn company forks over some cash to get these two sluts to make a video -- at least I hope so. I'm sure the girls could both use some extra cash and I know we all could use more lesbian sex videos. There can never be enough of those, particularly ones with athletic and flexible cheerleader type ladies.

Auctions ending today! --
The first dozen or so of my eBay auctions to get rid of a bunch of my old videogames so I can pay off the mob will be ending today, so here's your last chance to get your hands on the videogames below that have been touched and sweated on by me. Okay, so maybe there's been no sweating on them, but I definitely have touched them all with my hands in one way or another. Anyway, if you have any interest in buying my shit, check out the following links before the auctions end tonight.

• Sonic Heroes (Xbox)
• Panzer Dragoon Orta (Xbox)
• Lot of 27 PlayStation 2 games
• World Poker Tour (Xbox)
• NBA 2K6 (Xbox)
• NFL 2K3 (GameCube)
• Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (GCN)
• Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg (GCN)
• Genji: Dawn of the Samurai DEMO (PS2)
• Lot of 5 Xbox Sports games
• Lot of 4 Japanese Import PS2 games
• Lot of 15 PS2 sports games

But don't fret if you miss out on any of the above or just think they're nothing that you want because I have a lot more junk that I put up last night that will be in auctions that end on Wednesday. The items up for sale in these auctions include lots of 6 Xbox games, 9 PlayStation games, 23 Dreamcast games, 18 Sega Saturn games, and 9 GBA/GB games and a Platinum Game Boy Advance SP. There's also a Sega Game Gear and 4 games, a Dane Cook CD, and import copies of Final Fantasy V, Super Metroid, and Luigi's Mansion. If any of this shit floats your boat, then go ahead and check out all my eBay auctions.

Sunday, November 6, 2005

WOW @ The "U" --
Forgive me, but I'm still in shock from the outcome of last night's game between Miami and Virginia Tech. During the entire second half I believe I said "wow" approximately two dozen times just because I couldn't believe what I was seeing. It wasn't just that they were beating VTech or even that they were routing VTech, but rather that they looked so good on both sides of the ball. It was mind-blowing and it made me feel like they are a National Championship caliber team for the first time since they beat OSU until some ref remembered the check that was wrote to him and pulled that flag out of his pocket.

I was fairly confident that their defense would show up, but I honestly didn't think it was going to be as dominant as it was. They always have issues with QBs that have the ability to run because of their man coverage schemes, but they completely shut down baby, herpes-less Vick and held the Hokies to a total of 167 yards on offense.

But the offense? Oh my God, I can't believe it. Sure, they only put up 27 points and 304 yards, but it was against a fairly dominant defense and they looked very good while doing it. I saw this in particular with the offensive line, which has been a sore spot for the past three years. The holes they were opening were huge and they were giving the QBs more time in the pocket than I've seen with UM since the year Dorsey went a season without ever really getting dirt on his back. Wow, I just don't believe it.

I just hope that they're able to keep up this intensity and focus for their next three games against Wake, GTech, Virginia and then FSU in the ACC Championship. If they do, I'll be one happy camper regardless of whether or not USC or UT slip up and lose a game against any of the crappy opponents they have left on their schedules. Wow!

Friday, November 4, 2005

I'm in love with this woman.

One of the hottest girls ever --
I know I get infatuated a lot with beautiful women, but Raquel Gibson takes the cake for the quickest infatuation ever for me. All it took was seeing her first picture for me to know that I want to spend the rest of my life pleasing this woman sexually. I don't need TV, videogames, food, alcohol, or anything else other than her and maybe a few sex toys if that's what she needs to get off. However, since I probably will never have that chance, I've opted to do the next best thing for her and feature her as my newest Babe of the Week. Nevertheless, I'm still going to try seeing what I can do about making that other plan of mine happen. Wish me luck!

Fuckin' slackers --
You know I'm talking about you. And, by you, I mean any of you punks that have yet to try and buy any of my videogames up for auction on eBay. I already have posted auctions for 31 of the games I'm selling and should be putting up another 50 over the course of the next few nights.

I may even begin to part with a few top notch collectibles such as Radiant Silvergun, Dracula X and Panzer Dragoon Saga if I get desperate enough because I'm not about to let my fingers get cut off by a fat hairy bookie. However, that will be at a very last resort and only after I try selling semen to a sperm bank for the billionth time. So, stop fussing around and playing with your willywhacker and start trying to buy my shit.

All of my eBay auctions!

Seriously, what the hell are you waiting for? If you're still reading this and haven't clicked on that link yet, I'm thinking you have some serious issues and need medical attention. Call 911 and let them know that you're in dire need of some emergency help or whatever. I don't care, really. Just do it! You know...like the NIke slogan says.

Wednesday, November 2, 2005

I need money, selling all my games --
Okay, so I owe this gangster kinda fella $2,000 that I don't have and must pay back by the 15th of November or have my pinky finger chopped off on my left hand. Then each day after that I don't pay him the money, he'll keep chopping off a finger, then a toe and eventually my penis. And if I don't have it by the day after that, he says he'll start killing off the readers of my site. I just can't have that, so I've decided to start selling off all my videogames. So, if you want to help, just check out the following link...

Check out my eBay auctions!

Just keep in mind that this is my first batch of PlayStation 2, Xbox and GameCube videogames that I'm sadly parting ways with. I will continue to add more games to this with each passing day to try and ensure that I'm able to come up with the money that I need. In addition to the games, you can expect to see my 5 disc DVD player/DTS receiver and quite possibly my Sony DV camcorder and television set up for grabs, too. This is some serious fuckin' shit!