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"You make women climax with a single raised eyebrow."

- Sam Bishop

Friday, March 31, 2006

Avital on MTV! --
I guess I not only roll with hot chicks, but also with celebs. There's Jordanna who's going to be showing up on the pages of Playboy in seven days and then there's the lovely Avital Ash that made an appearance on the MTV show True Life: "I'm a Reality Star". She wasn't featured but she got some camera time while she was interviewing and later drinking with the infamous reality TV villian Johnny Fairplay. It's also worth mentioning that my girl looked simply breathtaking on camera and was by far the hotter of the two chicks when Tonya from The Real World shared screen space with her. I was excited to see her on MTV and hope she gets more love in the future. In the meantime, you can always check out the Indie Substance show she does online for MusicPlusTV.com.

Babe of the Week coming back? --
Umm, yeah, so I've kinda missed putting up a new bitch every week even though it sometimes feels like a hassle because of my work schedule. Therefore, I've decided to bring back Babe of the Week, albeit in a lesser form, while still keeping Babe of the Month. How will I accomplish such a feet? Well, I figure I will post a new Babe of the Week each and every week on the main page with the girl's name, some information and about 4-6 photos and then at the end of the month I will choose one from each of the four or five girls to get big blow out as the Babe of the Month.

What this means for all of you is that you can look forward to new photos of hot women each and every week of the year in addition to a bigger feature each month on the beauty that I feel deserves even higher praise. Of course, friends, girls I bone, and ones that slip me some cash can get the monthly feature regardless of whether or not they were the best of the four girls. However, that's honestly always been the case in a way and one of the nice perks.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

I'm a pimp --
It's not just a theory but rather a true fact of life that should be taught in school, assuming it's not already, that "everybody loves Dave Z". It's hard to believe considering that I'm such a big dork who was spent more time trying to master Sarah Bryant in Virtua Fighter over the course of my life than with human females in a sexual manner, but it's a fact in life nevertheless. I can't explain why and neither can the world's top minds who have researched this relentlessly without anything to show for it.

If you're a non-believer, just check out the sign pic that my good friend Elycia made for me a while back where she wrote my name, with MAC eye liner, on her magnificent breasts. It's over there to the right and it just shows you how fucking amazing I am because Elycia's easily one of the most attractive women around according to my expert opinion on the subject. Yeah, so, deal with it. I'm pretty special, even if it's in that short bus kind of way. I'll take the love even if it may really be pity.

Go UCLA Bruins! --
Alright, so I am just one game away from winning my first ever NCAA tournament pool in my life that has included more than 10 individuals. All I need is for UCLA to beat LSU on Saturday and I will win one of our office pools and I'll walk away with a $200 first place prize. If LSU wins, I stay stuck in 7th place out of the 16 total paid entrants. It just sucks that neither Georgetown nor Boston College were able to win their squeakers last week because I would've been sitting in a much better place, likely with a lock on at least 2nd, if either or both of those teams won their buzzer beater losses. Oh, well, I guess that's just how the shit flows come March Madness time.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Coming soon to Playboy --
Yesterday, I mentioned that my best friend Jordanna (the lovely lady on the right) and her fellow FSU co-ed Jennifer Sterger (the lovely lady to her left) have been confirmed to appear in next month's issue of Playboy magazine that's set to hit newsstands on April 7, 2006. They both are going to be a part of the section on the top party schools and you'll get to see them wearing a whole lot less than what they're pictured in below. I figured I'd use this as an opportunity to go ahead and re-post a photo that Jordanna had taken for me a while back because she knew I was obsessing over Sterger a while back when here FSU cowgirl pics were in heavy circulation around the 'net. This is yet more proof that I'm a pimp and hot girls love me. Holla!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Go Texas, Boston College, UConn & UCLA --
I'm a Duke fan, along with UM because they didn't have a basketball team back in the day, but that's the Final Four I'm hoping for because if that happens it means that I'll have a great shot at winning on of my office pools with a first place of a little more than $300. I'd use it to get some escort to come over and do me for an hour, so wish me luck. Better yet, wish the Longhorns, Eagles, Huskies and Bruins luck because I need them to come out on top with UCLA and UConn making it to the Finals.

Jordanna confirmed for Playboy --
I guess there was some doubt about whether her pictures would actually be used, but my best friend Jordanna has just let me know that she got email confirmation saying that she will definitely appear in the next issue of Playboy that hits newsstands on April 7, 2006. She's going to be in the Top Party Schools section and apparently the only other girl from FSU that made the cut was that Jenn Sterger "FSU cowgirl" chick that I've obsessed over on this site before.

Oh, and let's go 'Canes, well, kind of... --
If nobody watches it, do the games really count? I've always wondered that about the NIT, WNBA and, well, women's basketball in general. Other than the players and their family members, who really watches any of it? The Hurricanes are in the NIT and I am cheering for them to get as far as possible, but I honestly don't care all that much. What does being NIT champions really mean? It's like being voted sexiest man at fat camp (yep, I really was bestowed that title back in the summer of '03).

Thursday, March 9, 2006

Vote for Elle! --
Yeah, so my best friend and August 8-15, 2005 Babe of the Week, Elle Burdi, is listed in The Parklander as one of the Top 10 Sexiest Bartenders in the area and they're taking votes to see who they should crown as the sexiest of the bunch. I want her to win because she deserves it and I'm hoping I can get you guys to help out by voting for her. All you have to do is drop an email to votebartenders@theparklander.com and let them know that you're voting for Elle Burdi as the sexiest bartender.

Here's the excerpt from The Parklander that featured Elle's photo for the Top 10 Sexiest Bartenders:

"Elegant Elle Burdi has been at ALL STARS in Deerfield Beach for only a month but it's easy to see why her customers keep coming back for more. This bombshell's Signature Drink is the Irish Car Bomb."

Final Four fun --
I've decided to do a little test with picking teams for the upcoming Final Four college basketball tournament. I will have five different teams setup through ESPN.com that will use five different picking methods to see which one works the best. They will be as follows: 1) Let a girl pick that doesn't follow college basketball at all. 2) Make the picks by flipping a coin. 3) Use NCAA College Hoops 2K6 to simulate the picks. 4) Pick the favorites/higher seeds to win each game. 5) Use my basketball knowledge to try and guess the outcomes. I'm always excited about the March Madness craziness but I'm even moreso this year than in the past just because I want to see which method does the best. I just hope that #5 up there doesn't come in last place because that'd be somewhat embarassing.

Wednesday, March 8, 2006

I need to bone her --
I'm going to take a big '06 vacation to Italy in the fall and then follow it up in '07 with a trip to Brazil with the goal of finding as many girls as possible that look like Adriana Lima (or Alessandra Ambrosio) to bone out. Hell, I'd even take one back to the U.S. as my wife is she looked even close to as good as Adriana or Alessandra. Can they be found? If you've ever been to Brazil please drop me an email to let me know if there's a chance I can find one of my own. And for others, just feel free to do the same thing that I'm going to be doing while watching this video over and over again.

Friday, March 3, 2006

I can read! --
I sure as hell don't do it all that often, however. The only books I've read in the past eight years have been The Lord of the Rings, Red Storm Rising, The Green Mile, Rainbow Six, Game Over, Cane Mutiny, and, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, which I just finished reading just now.

My friend/co-worker Abe just bought it for me out of the blue one day while we were at the bookstore at the mall because he had read and enjoyed it and while I started reading it back then, my September trip to Florida kind of got away of me finishing it. It wasn't until today that I decided to go ahead and start reading it again and actually finish it.

It's actually a very good and unique read. It's a story written from the perspective of an autistic kid who's trying to solve the mystery of who killed this dog and it's just very insightful and quite an interesting read. I'd definitely recommend it to any of you out there that actually read books or just so happens to have a kid with autism. Next up on my reading agenda is the Brandon-recommended The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, with something like The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons to follow. Of course, exactly when I start and finish any of these books is up in the air and it could happen as early as this weekend or sometime in late '09.

Wednesday, March 1, 2006

A reason for straight guys to watch ice dancing.

March 2006 Babe of the Month: Tanith Belbin --
It might be because she's so fresh in my mind because the Torino '06 Winter Olympics just finished, but my vote for the prettiest athlete of all time would have to go to the lovely Ice Dancer Tanith Belbin. The girl is just drop dead gorgeous and I would love to spend the rest of my life -- or until she starts aging poorly -- being the man that gets to bone her each and every night. Yeah, so that's why she's getting some Dave Z love as my Babe of the Month for March 2006.

A bout of bad sex --
If my cardio workouts on Saturday and Tuesday and my weight training workout on Monday could be likened to some amazing sex, this morning's would have to be chalked up as a bout of bad sex. I went through the motions, I "got 'er done", and did everything that was required of me, but it was just blah. I'm glad I did it because I still like bad sex better than no sex, but this is definitely one bitch I won't be calling back unless I'm desperate.

Anyway, my hope is that I can get my groove back on and continue on with the great workouts starting tomorrow morning. In fact, part of me is toying with the idea of giving this bitch Wednesday another go at it after work in the hopes that I can rock her world and she can rock mine.