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"Yeah, just 'cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you have to do porn."

- Kumar

Saturday, July 31, 2004

Still a gamer --
Yes, but a cheap ass gamer. I went ahead and picked up a couple of the titles on my wanted list because they were both under my magical $20 price point. The two titles in question are R-Type Final and Maximo vs Army of Zin for PlayStation 2. And while it's not yet in my hands, I also purchased Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic for Xbox from someone on eBay. Sure, these games are all old news, but I paid a little over $50 for all three of them, so I saved about $80 by waiting.

Revenge of the Sith --
Not going to talk about it. I just couldn't think up a headline for today's "Dear Dave" and that's the first thing that popped into my head. The mail update is probably on the small side, but I wanted to give it a quick turnaround because it has some Free iPod links from a few of the guys that helped put me one the way to getting my own free 20 gig unit. I'm just waiting on the offers for two more signees to completely go through and the iPod will be all mine!

Friday, July 30, 2004

Go see Harold & Kumar! --
Did that thing again with the long lunch break and saw Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. Two words -- fucking hilarious! It's easily one of the funniest movies I've seen all year. I've always been a fan of humor based on racial stereotypes and this one had them all covered. I think I'm going to have to see it again this weekend under some slightly different circumstances. I'll leave what that means exactly up to your imagination. I highly recommend you checking it out unless you can't handle racial humor or just don't have a good sense of humor.

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Me, Man --
I decided to take an extended lunch break today so I could see the Will Smith thriller, I, Robot at the Northgate Mall. It was a good, not great, movie that was almost ruined by the fact that I was stuck in the theater with some dude that brought a retarded chick in a wheelchair with him on a date or something.

The handygirl spent the entire two hours either snoring really loud or whaling like some kind of crying baby. It was quite annoying. Note to self: If I ever decide to go on a date with a re-re that I should just make it a Blockbuster night and order in some Chinese -- taking her to a movie theater is a bad idea. Yeah, I know, I'm going straight to hell. It doesn't bother me much because I figure all the sluts and whores will be there.

Free iPod thing --
Thanks to everyone who signed up via my link below, it looks like I should be able to get one as soon as all of the promotions are properly processed. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up on something I found out with regard to those that did the eBay promotion.

If it seems like it's taking forever for yours to process, just send an email to offers@gratisinternet.com with the subject: "Offers problem". In there, say you bid but havent been credited. Copy and paste your ebay registration email in the body of the message. This should get you credited for signing up pretty quickly.

And just remember, if you used my link and want me to post yours in "Dear Dave" in the next update, just let me know. It's just the right thing for me to do.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Help me get a free iPod --
I decided to go ahead with that free iPod thing that has been discussed in the last two "Dear Dave" updates. All you have to do is sign up for one of their offers and then refer at least five friends who sign up for one of the offers. I went for the free 45 day membership for AOL Broadband, which I plan to cancel as soon as it clears. You can do the same. Anyway, if you want to help me out and try and get a free iPod for yourself, just click on the following link:

http://www.freeipods.com/default.aspx?referer=7406038

Or any of the following:

http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7455151
http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7478207
http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7459293

I just need five people to do this and it doesn't cost you a thing if you do something like the free trial to AOL Broadband or similar. You don't even have to try for a free iPod yourself, but if you do just email me your link after you sign up and I'll post it in a future "Dear Dave" update for others to possibly use.

And as added incentive for doing this, if I'm able to get enough people to sign up and I get my free iPod, I'll reward everyone with three new sets of Playboy zip files of your choosing. I'll make the room on the web server and host them for at least a month. Help me help you. Thanks!

Vote for Nina Roxanne! --
Hot Import Nights is having this Who's On Top 2 contest and my girl Nina Roxanne is in the finals. She said that she'll have sex with me if she wins, so I'm counting on each and every single one of you to vote for her now. So, what the hell are you waiting for? You shouldn't be reading this page anymore...go vote for Nina Roxanne right now or I'll start posting fat guys as the Babe of the Week from now on.

A plethora of letters --
Was going to use throng or profuseness, but opted instead to use plethora. I've always liked that word for some reason. Sure beats "a lot" or "a shit load" in my book. Well, my kind readers, the "Dear Dave" section has been updated with a large number of emails covering topics such as the situation with the Miami Dolphins and Ricky Williams, getting free flat screens and free iPods, snorting the white stuff, that football videogame that I make, and porn. That's right, there's lots and lots of porn.

Monday, July 26, 2004

Mmmm, tasty.

An angel from Anaheim --
MySpace is turning out to be a lot more than a Pokemon-type game of collecting people as friends, as it's managed to produce a third consecutive Babe of the Week winner. The latest is the absolutely stunning Andrea Bagnall from Anaheim, California.

I was instantly taken in by the pictures of her out hitting the clubs that were attached to her MySpace profile and as soon as I found out that she had done some modeling, I immediately asked her if I could feature her on my site. Luckily for both you and me, she emphatically agreed to be the focal point of all our lusty fantasies.

Lance Armstrong Foundation --
It's been discussed in the past couple of "Dear Dave" updates, but I thought it deserved some mention on the top page, so here it is. Thanks to the suggestion of a reader, I decided to buy a bunch of Live Strong yellow wristbands and donated five Benjamins to help support the Lance Armstrong Foundation (LAF). It's a charity that, among other things, helps people with cancer try and live a better life. I felt it was worthwhile and figured I'd share it with all of you. The wristbands are only $1 each, so you can always just get one and call it a day. It's the thought that counts.

Sunday, July 25, 2004

Still in shock --
I'm still smartin' from Ricky's decision to quit a week before the start of training camp. I use the word "quit" because that's really what he's doing. On one side, I do honestly feel that his decision to leave football because he wants to do something else with his life is noble and respectable. However, for him to do it at this time is completely selfish and irresponsible. He's a quitter and he's turned his back on his teammates. I would put fans in there as well, but I don't really feel him or any other athlete owes us anything.

There really isn't a bright side to this, either. While there are some articles on ESPN.com suggesting that this has sealed Wanny's fate, I kind of see it the other way. If Miami has a horrible season, Wanny might get to keep his job now because of the fact the Phins lost Ricky. And if they have a mediocre season, it could be seen as a great coaching job. Looks like we might get stuck with Porn Stache forever.

Then there's the fact that before getting Ricky, the Dolphins went 11-5 and made the playoffs. This was with basically the same level of talent on defense and LESS on offense. Our QBs were Fiedler and Lucas then and Fielder and Feely now. A wash. Our RBs were Lamar Smith and Travis Minor then and Minor, Sammy Morris, Leonard Henry and Fred Russell now. Not too much of a difference. Our WRs were Gadsden, Chambers and McKnight then and Boston, Chambers and Thompson now. Probably in better shape now. Best TE then was Hunter Goodwin and now it's Randy McMichael. We're much better now at that position. The only area where we're probably in worst shape is on the line and we probably have more talent now than then. Just hurting on the side of experience.

Oh, well, my hope is 2-14, Wanny gets fired and we land the top pick in next year's NFL draft. We can trade Zach Thomas, Jason Taylor, Tim Bowens and Sam Madison for future draft picks, somehow get Willis McGahee from the Bills and start building for the future. It sure as hell would be a lot better than going 9-7, 10-6 or 11-5 every year and being a good, but never great, team that has no real shot at the Super Bowl.

But the football Gods hate Miami because of their cockiness with regard to how the living players from the perfect season toast after the last unbeaten team loses each year, so we're destined for an 8-8 or 9-7 season where there's constant hope for the playoffs but no real chance to go all the way. It's just what we have to deal with being a Dol-fan. It could be worse, however. At least we're not fans of the Cubs or Red Sox.

A good finish --
Didn't have the perfect week that I was hoping for thanks to that fuck up on Monday, but I did finish things off pretty strong even though there was only a tiny drop on the scale (dropped a single pound to 246.0 lbs). The good news is that I didn't put anything in my mouth that I didn't want to, with the exception of the two cocks I accidentally sucked Saturday night, and I had some of the best and most intense workouts that I've had in a long time. I'm expecting good things this week, but I had the same thoughts last Sunday night so you know how that goes. Regardless, I'll let you know how it goes.

Saturday, July 24, 2004

The NFL season is OVER --
Fuck Ricky Williams, fuck Wanny and fuck the Miami Dolphins! Hot women all over the place last night at the club and all I could think about was that dipshit retiring. God damnit, I'm so pissed off. I hope he has fun smoking his weed in Asia because I might have to start toking up on Sunday's this Fall because of his dumbass self. We should've gone for Edge instead. Fucking Longhorns are worthless. Go 'Canes!

ATHF, baby --
Didn't buy them on DVD Tuesday because I wanted to wait for the triple points I could get for picking them up today. The them I'm talking about is Aqua Teen Hunger Force Volume One and Volume Two. Picked up a third DVD, as well, but I'll keep that one a secret. The collection is now 348 movies large.

No more flakes--
Good news for Dr. Shapiro. The flakes are already gone. Just not going to listen to his suggestions anymore and am going to wash my hair every day. I guess I should've known he was full of it a long time ago when he told me that I should stop getting drunk, smoking weed and snorting coke all in the same night because it would kill me. I went ahead and did it after he told me not to and had the best party of my life and got laid a couple of times. Sure as hell didn't die.

The Venus Butterfly --
If you ever learn anything from reading my site, it should be this sex tip. The following technique is guaranteed to give your woman multiple orgrasms which will in turn hopefully lead to her sucking your cock on a more regular basis. It's called the Venus Butterfly and here are the steps:

1) Pull back the clitoral hood. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go ask your mom to show you hers.

2) Stimulate the clitoris with short and long strokes with your tongue until the woman starts to get really stimulated.

3) Move your stimulation away from the clitoris and stimulate the entire vagina in roundabout motions. Again with small roundabout motions and larger ones using your tongue -- fingers or vibrator will also work, but the tongue is best.

4) Now go back to stimulating the clitoris as before, using short and long strokes until she's about ready to pop.

5) Slip some fingers or a single finger, palm up inside the woman's vagina at the same time, tapping the G-Spot, which is about 2 inches inside, on the upper side of the vagina, between the pubic bone and the cervix.

6) Continue to stroke her clitoris with your tongue, while tapping her G-Spot with your hand until she reaches an internal orgasm and an external one which may result in multiple orgasms.

And if this doesn't work, you better start worrying because it probably means that your lady friend is a post-op tranny and you've been fucking a dude all night. Hey, shit happens. There are worse things in life than finding out you've been tapping a tranny. What's worse? Hell, there's not anything really. I just don't want you going out and killing yourself over it.

Friday, July 23, 2004

Some weekend reading --
Got enough worthwhile emails since Tuesday to piece together a quick update to "Dear Dave" for you kind folks to read over the weekend. The topics in today's write-up includes someone wanting to see beef in Hot Melissa's beaver, a letter that I wasn't able to comprehend, pics of the '05 G35s center console, the Lance Armstrong Foundation, the new Apple iPods, getting a free iPod, links to pictures of all the Women of Home Depot photos, my dieting and weight loss struggles, and that game that I worked so diligently on that every single one of you mother fuckers should have bought by now.

Going to kill my doctor --
I went in to get some Propecia a few weeks back and he prescribed it to me and all, but the dude also told me that I was washing my hair way too much and should only be doing it two or three times per week max and not every single day like I have been. So, I went and followed his advice and now I have dandruff for the first time in my life. Fucking jackass is getting a boot in his face if I can't get rid of these flakes before hitting the clubs tonight and tomorrow night. It's already bad enough being the fat, balding guy with blemishes that slurs his speech because he's too fucking drunk (but has a great smile, is really funny, dresses and smells really good, and is the cunnilingus master). Don't need some flakes jumping into the picture throwing things out of balance.

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

ESPN NFL 2K5 available now! --
I heard some folks got their copies as early as Monday, but today's the day that most people will see the game I slaved over for such a huge chunk of the past year of my life on store shelves. For those that are here just to jerk and run, the game I'm talking about is ESPN NFL 2K5 and it's available now for both Microsoft Xbox and Sony PlayStation 2. If you have both systems, my recommendation would be to get the Xbox version because it looks significantly better graphically and the hard drive features are pretty amazing (you can get them on PS2 if you happen to have the hard drive, as well, but I figure most people don't own one).

In case you haven't already heard, we've gone a little crazy and have decided to sell this puppy at $30 less than our normal suggested retail price. That's right, the game's only going to cost you $19.99 (plus tax where applicable). It's about the same I generally pay for a happy ending at the local massage parlor and is cheaper than a pair of tickets to see a movie at the Sony Metreon here in San Francisco. Take your girl to one less movie this summer or buy one less DVD movie and you'll have saved enough to buy a copy.

And despite the ignorant propaganda being spread by some irresponsible journalists, a few uninformed retail employees and our competitor, the low price doesn't mean that this is some cheap, rushed together budget title. I personally worked as many hours on this game as any other that I've worked on here at VC and our development team is the largest it has been for any football game the company's released. It's a full-priced, high-quality game being sold at an obnoxiously low price. Although, it's always been my opinion that ALL videogames should be priced at $20 so maybe we're just selling our game at the right price and everyone else is selling theirs at an obnoxiously high one.

But don't listen to me, I'm a little biased because I get paid royalties based on how well this bad boy sells. However, here are some very positive online reviews you ought to read from people that don't make money off of this game:

GameSpot (9.2/10)
IGN.com (9.4/10)
Operation Sports (5 out of 5)
Team Xbox (9.5/10)
XGP Gaming (9.6/10)

We're also doing well in a lot of the print magazines, as we're getting a 5.0 Fun Factor from Game Pro, a 9 out of 10 and Game of the Month from PSM, and an equally high score from Game Informer.

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Sick, but still working for you --
I'm feeling really sick today, but I've still found the energy to put together a "Dear Dave" update for your reading and jerking pleasure. In it, you'll find topics covering the 2005 G35s, washing your penis, my autographed photos of Diana Kauffman, getting a Rio, Carmella in the WWE, the Cameron Diaz video, and a bunch of other babe related shit.

Oh, yeah, let me go ahead and plug my buddy's site again -- needingadvice.com. Go check it out if you ever need advice that you don't think the almighty Dave Z is capable of answering. Believe it or not, there are some things that I'm not an expert on.

Girly men --
I fucking hate politics. Every time I turn on the news to try and see what's going on in the world, they're always talking about Arnold's "girly men" remark in some speech he made. What's the big fucking deal about this? It's just a damn reference to some stupid SNL skit. Because of this, instead of working out some budget, this is what all the politicians are talking about instead.

Fuck 'em. Thankfully, I'm a convicted felon and don't have the right to vote because if I did I'd be all depressed because there'd be nobody worth voting for. At least with the felony rap, I have a good excuse for not giving a damn about the political climate in our country. So unless they try and take away my right to Internet porn, I'm staying out of it and won't get the conviction expunged.

That was quick --
You know that thing about getting through a full week without screwing up the diet? Well, I guess I'm going to have to consider today the start of this week because Monday was a total loss. I don't know what's wrong with me and I can't explain why I keep fucking up when it was so damn easy for the first full nine months of the journey. I just can't seem to stop myself from eating shit I shouldn't be eating.

I'm also getting tired of writing about it, but I'm hoping that if I share all my screw ups with the world that it'll help motivate me to get back on track. It obviously hasn't been working all that well, but I'm going to keep on doing whatever I think will help me get back to losing weight on a consistent basis.

I think I just need some really hot model or celeb to promise me a full weekend of wild sex once I drop to under 200 lbs. Maybe something like that would get me to be motivated again because I no longer have the fear of impending death that got me started on this whole plan in the first place.

What really sucks about this is that I'm really unhappy with my weight right now that I'm in the 240s when this was never really a problem when I was in the 300s. I was fat and proud. Now I'm just fat and pissed off by the fact that I can't control my eating habits even though eating right had become my lifestyle and not a problematic chore back when I first started BFL.

Alright, well enough with the ranting about politics and my complete lack of self-control. Just needed to vent a little and figured my own personal "blog" on the Internet was the perfect place to do it since I've already bored my roommates enough with my moaning about these sorts of things.

Monday, July 19, 2004

Damn them suds!

A cold-hearted criminal --
Okay, so she might not be a cold-hearted criminal. But the extremely sexy Melissa Harrington of Lincoln, Nebraska does have an arrest on her record. She was ticketed for posing nude in public because police officers found naked pictures of her online where she was in public places. Umm, okay. I guess Lincoln residents should be proud of the fact that so little crime must be going on that their men in blue spend all their time checking out porn on the 'net. Anyway, she's my newest Babe of the Week and a permanent resident in my Spank Bank™.

Just getting by --
More baby steps to report on the whole weight loss progress for this jolly fat bastard. I'm down to 247.0 lbs, which is a mere drop of 2 lbs from the previous week. Once again, I had one really bad day that pretty much screwed up my entire week's worth of positive efforts. It was Wednesday night that screwed me up this past week. The good news is that I'm not really letting it bother me too much and I'm still determined to get through at least one week without straying off the whole Body-for-LIFE gameplan.

No new car...yet --
I was sooo close to pulling the trigger on the 2004 Infiniti G35 Sports Coupe this past weekend. However, I backed out at the last second because it didn't have the exact options that I wanted. Everything was there except the Aero Kit with Spoiler, which would've cost extra for them to add it because of labor. And it also included the Performance Tire and Wheels package, which I didn't really want because I figured if I wanted some better rims I might as well pick up some really cool aftermarket ones. So, I decided to pass for now and see if another one comes around that fully meets my specifications.

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Another serving of booty --
It's been a slow week for the updates, but I'm going to make up for it today with a little extra serving of a past Babe of the Week winner, the one-and-only Vida Guerra. I'd say more, but I think the photos speak for themselves.

A new car? --
I'm going to be heading to a car dealership today and might be leaving with a brand new twighlight blue 2004 Infiniti G35 Sports Coupe. My brother has a friend that's willing to knock off $2K off the sticker price, so I might go ahead and pull the trigger on the big purchase today. As usual, I'll keep you guys updated on what's going down.

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

I'm speechless.

Philly's finest --
I don't really have an ideal woman because I honestly find beauty in all different types of females. However, if I was forced to choose one at gunpoint, I might just have to pick someone like the lovely Deanna Adamoli of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

She's got a beautiful mix of Italian, German, Irish, and Filipina genes and while she's only 16 years of age (legal age of consent in PA, btw...), this fine lady sports 34Ds, with an itty-bitty 28" waist and some shapely 35" birthing hips all on a petite 5'1" frame.

Oh, yeah, she's also a proud mommy of a beautiful baby girl, making her a certifiable MILF. Babe of the Week worthy? You better believe it. My ideal woman? Well, I sure as hell would never say "no" to anything she'd ever ask of me. Hopefully she won't ever ask me to give her my entire savings because I'd probably do it.

A second dose of goodness --
It's not often that you get a BotW and a "Dear Dave" in the very same day, so you better consider yourself lucky. In fact, you might even want to go out and buy some lottery tickets because you never know how much longer your good fortunes will run. Try the following numbers: 3, 5, 8, 13, and 33 plus 22 for the MEGA number or Powerball. If you win, you better buy me a car or at the very least pay for a few rounds of shots.

You'll find out about topics like where I'm at on MySpace, whether or not to buy an iPod, that Sleepover movie, getting a videogame job after college, that football game that I work on that's coming out next week, the fine art of whacking your meat and some pictures of chicks, nipples and whatnot.

Sunday, July 11, 2004

Party Pics from Frisky Rhythm @ Ruby Skye --
Was in a picture taking kind of mood last night, so I came back with more than 130 photos from the Frisky Rhythm event at Ruby Skye last night. Since I don't want to host them all on my web server and the Yahoo! Photos thing worked out so poorly last time, I've decided to try Sony ImageStation this time around. The only downer is that you'll have to sign up for an account with them in order to see them. But it's super quick and doesn't cost you a thing. Well, except for your privacy and freedom.

Just so you know, I made sure to actually take pictures of the babes this time around. There are more women in this newest batch of photos than there are pictures of me. It's an especially good thing on this particular night because the big forehead zit I've got going is looking mighty nasty in the photos (I'll probably Photoshop them out in a bit...so you better look fast if you want to see it).

A week without masturbation! --
Okay, so I fucked up on Thursday and was only able to lose a measley half-pound this past week instead of the five I had guaranteed. What this means is that I'm not supposed to masturbate or go to clubs for a full week. Yeah, we'll see how long this lasts. I'm betting that I won't be able to make seven hours let alone seven days. Nevertheless, I'm really psyched about this week.

Friday, July 9, 2004

Pigs fucking dogs? --
No, I'm not talking about the phenomenon that happens right around closing time at bars when the men start to get desperate and begin bottom-feeding and subsequently end up bringing home a dog to bed. This is in reference to a real news story. Apparently in Kenya, some 500 pigs were killed because they were mating with stray dogs. The mayor ordered it because it apparently broke the laws of nature and caused unnecessary commotion. Hmm, maybe this also applies to what happens at closing time at bars and clubs...

Thursday, July 8, 2004

A helping hand --
Today's "Dear Dave" update is highlighted by a lot of helpful information about getting into this whole playing guitar thing that I'm about ready to start doing as a hobby. It's proof that this site has a reach far beyond masturbation jokes, videogames, sports and pornography. That's not to say that these aforementioned topics aren't covered a little bit in the new "Dear Dave" because they all are.

FYI, if you ever need some information and don't think that I'm qualified for the job you should hit up this site called Needing Advice. It's co-run by one of my boys from down under where they add an extra "u" to some words to make themselves feel superior to us Yanks. Anyway, check it out as a favour to me.

Tuesday, July 6, 2004

Sign said to not go in, but I went regardless.

A visit with Big Al--
I'm not really sure why or how, but I somehow ended up over in North Beach after work today so I paid a visit to Big Al's -- a fairly well-known adult sex shot here in San Francisco. While I didn't buy anything, well except for the Jenna Jameson pussy mold, a bunch of anal beads, a tube anal lube, a 12-pack of Whip-Its, and 14" black dildo, I thought it would be cool to take a bunch of photos so I could share with you my experience. You see what kind of stuff I'll do just to get you people something interesting to look at?

Another week without any DVDs --
I might be coming down with something because yet another DVD Tuesday has come and gone without me picking up any new movies for my now-stagnant collection. In fact, unless I buy Agent Cody Banks 2 next week, it's unlikely that I'll buy another new disc until Aqua Teen Hunger Force Vol 2 comes out on the 20th of this month. Even then, I might just wait until the 24th to get it so I can get triple points for the purchase.

Looking for guitars --
I was going to start shopping for an acoustic guitar today, but opted to wait because I figured I might be better off if I did some research first. If anyone out there knows about these things, feel free to drop me an email to give me some advice. Basically, I want something that's good but not too expensive. I'm not sure if this is something that I'll do for a long time or just fuck around with for a week before moving on to some other hobby, so I don't want to invest too much into it right now. Also any suggestions on any "How To" books that are worth picking up for playing guitar will also be welcomed.

Monday, July 5, 2004

I'll take one of those.

Sasha, Sasha, Sasha --
A new week has begun, so it's time for me to announce my newest Babe of the Week. For this week, the honor is being bestowed upon the lovely import car model, Go Go dancer, and Playboy hottie Sasha Singleton. Umm, she's really hot and is a worthy candidate for everyone's own personal Spank Bank™. She's definitely in mine and should be in yours.

Okay, for real this time --
Last Sunday I shared with you all my desire to get back on track with the whole losing weight crap. However, the week didn't really go nearly as well as planned. I actually had bad days on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday and finished the week up about 3 lbs from the previous weigh-in.

Well, I'm not going to let the bad week get me down and am going to guarantee a good showing this week. In fact, if I'm not able to drop at least 5 lbs this week (from my 249.5 lbs weigh-in yesterday), then I will ban myself from masturbating and going to clubs for an entire week! That's about as bad of a fate that I can think of, so if this doesn't get me motivated then nothing will and I might as well give up on the cause.

Sunday, July 4, 2004

Happy 4th of July! --
Just wanted to drop by and wish everyone a happy and safe 4th of July. I'm feeling a bit ill today and don't really know why. It's not like I really drank that much alcohol last night and I only swallowed the same amount of jizz that I do every other Saturday night. Maybe it's just guilt for not getting the photos of the hot ladies at the clubs that I had promised. I was all ready to go crazy with it but when I got to Ruby Skye I noticed that my camera didn't have the memory stick in it, so I was shit out of luck. Oh, well, at least I had fun even if I couldn't bring back anything for you guys to look at.

Thursday, July 1, 2004

Thunder from down under --
Well, I've got a fairly monstrous "Dear Dave" for you all to give a read. I've even managed to avoid using "Anyway," to start ever single new thought or paragraph, so you know it's something special. Some of the highlights include some Lohan nipple slips, lots of talk about and links to pictures of the lovely Carmella DeCesare (the future Mrs. Zdyrko), and, well, a whole bevy of varried topics. This is actually one of the more diverse "Dear Dave" write-ups in quite some time. Give it a read and I might actually take pictures of hot chicks this weekend instead of photographing just me.