A cute youngin' --
I recently got a look at the latest video from some girl named Stacie Orrico and figured she was cute enough to make this week's belated Babe of the Week. At 17 and looking every bit that age, she's a bit too young for my maturing, 30 year old, tastes. However, since most of you guys seem to still be in the 13-29 category, her youth might be a big plus. Regardless, you should give her a look. She's definitely a cutie.

It's still up --
My auction for my grape Game Boy Advance is still up for sale on eBay. I think the auction ends sometime Sunday evening. It comes with a carrying case and a copy of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. It's in good condition and I'm including a couple of new batteries with it. The only reason I'm parting with it is that I've ordered a Platinum GBA SP that should be in my hands by Tuesday of next week. Then I'll finally be able to play some Circle of the Moon without worrying about getting hit by something that I couldn't even see.

Playoff hockey uber alles --
The Stanley Cup Playoffs are pretty damn exciting, I must admit. It really helps when my team is still alive -- the Philadelphia Flyers -- but I can honestly watch any hockey playoff game and be excited. I wish it was the same for baseball and basketball for me, but it's not. I tend to only get into those playoffs when my teams are expected to do well in them. And the Orioles haven't even made a run in such a long time that I don't even watch much of the regular season in baseball anymore. The Celtics have done okay in recent years, but not really enough to get my hopes up enough to want to watch. I miss Larry Bird and Cal Ripken.

Friday, April 18, 2003

Praise, compliments, etc. --
I don't control the email that I get, so don't bitch to me if you don't like the content of the "Dear Dave" updates these days. Or, better yet, bitch and bring up new topics. I, personally, don't really care either way and never get tired of reading kind words written about me. It makes my head grow even bigger and my ultimate weight loss goal is to become some anime-looking freak with a little body and a huge, over-sized head.

Thursday, April 17, 2003

My purple GBA --
I decided to order a platinum Game Boy Advance SP this afteroon, so I've gone ahead and put my old purple Game Boy Advance up for sale on eBay with a copy of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 and a carrying case. There are also a couple of music CDs that I'm selling, but nothing that any of you would probably be interested in, so I won't bother linking to them. Oh, and for those interested, I jerked to that new J.Lo Flashdance video this evening. Very good stuff.

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

Time is running out! --
It's the final day for you to bid on the latest batch of PS2 games that I've put up on eBay. I'm guessing they'll go for about $10 each, so that's a good bargain even for old and used titls. In case you missed out on the initial updated, the games include Madden & NCAA 2002, Tokyo Xtreme Racer Zero, Grand Theft Auto III, and State of Emergency. Bid or don't bid, I don't really care. Just trying to clean out my closet.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Since I suck, you can go here --
Yeah, I know the site has been sucking of late. But there's not really that much I can do about it given my current 14+ hour per day, seven days per week work load that will steadily increase from now until we finish up the game. Not complaining because 14 hours at VC beats the shit out of 8 at Taco Bell, that's for damn sure. Though, I did get to see a more constant supply of hot chicks when working at the Bell...

My point -- I don't and won't have anything really original or cool to update with for the foreseeable future. There'll be new babes every once in a while, new "Dear Dave" updates, and the usual "look at me" weight loss and budget-related write-ups. But, for at least a day, I figure I can help you find your daily humor quota by suggesting that you check out one of the funniest new sites on the 'net -- http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com. It's a laugh riot or something to that effect.

Sunday, April 13, 2003

Legal fat man porn --
If I were to post some hot semi-nude pictures of a very mature and unbelievably gorgeous 17 year-old woman I'd probably be thrown in jail and forced to toss the salad of some guy named Bubba while getting pounded from behind by some ex-porn star with a 12 1/2" cock. Yet, I'm able to post semi-nude pictures of myself -- a naked and not-so visually appealing fat man -- with no fear of any such negative consequences. It's a funny world that we live in.

For those just dying to see what I'm looking like these days, I've put up a brand new "After" picture for you to jerk off to (please don't...). It marks the end of my first official 12-week Challenge that I'm submitting for the BFL contest and caps off a nice run that has seen me lose a grand total of 135.5 lbs, as I'm now tipping the scales at a paltry 251.0 lbs.

Oh, yeah, and for those of you that would like to get a look at my progress but are either afraid you'll get turned on by seeing me without my shirt on or are just worried about someone walking in on you while you've got some naked fat man on your computer monitor, you can just click on the picture on the right to get a look at me wearing some size 58 jeans that fit me comfortably when I started on all this.

Saturday, April 12, 2003

A pretty weak "Dear Dave" --
Haven't been getting much in the way of email for "Dear Dave" and I haven't been inspired to write anything funny. All this adds up to a pretty weak update. Figure if I don't have to work too long on Sunday that I might put together something less half-ass.

A little history of me --
I'm bored. It's early AM Saturday morning and I'm still at work. Figured I'd take a little break and post something that's either completely worthless or kind of cool. It's some historical data about myself that I found in some old notebooks that were buried in my closet. It contains the scores of my varsity football games back in high school and my body weight, 40 times, and bench press maxes at various points in my post-high school life.

Friday, April 11, 2003

Busy, busy, busy... --
Don't have much time to do things for the site these days, so I suggest that you go and download the final trailer for The Matrix Reloaded. You can jerk to it and pretend that it's a new Babe of the Week. That's what I did. It sure looks like it's going to kick some mucho ass.

PS2 games for sale --
Even though I don't get time to update this site with worthwhile content much these days, I still think you should buy my games that I've put up on eBay. Alright, well, maybe you shouldn't. That is, unless they happen to be games that you're interested in picking up for well under their normal retail value. FYI, the games I've put up are Madden & NCAA 2002, Tokyo Xtreme Racer Zero, Grand Theft Auto III, and State of Emergency. In case you're wondering, the games belonged to my brother and he gave them to me to sell.

Sunday, April 6, 2003

A little White Trash Britney love --
Figured you guys could use some non-Babe of the Week babe coverage amidst this non-stop barrage of updates about nothing but my weight loss, getting out of debt and selling crap on eBay missions. So, here are some new pictures of Miss Britney Jean Spears laying out in a bikini trying to get a tan and smoke a cig.

Oh, yeah, and this crap... --
I tipped the scales this morning at 255.5 lbs, which is an overall loss of 131.0 lbs. At this rate, I should be in the sub-250 territoriy in about two weeks if all goes as planned. Now if only I could find a way to make my head shrink a little and my penis to grow a bit thicker and longer...

Thursday, April 3, 2003

This wrestling babe gets hella naked! What exactly is "hella" naked? Not sure, but I like it!

Torrie Torrie Torrie! --
Chicks dig the long ball and guys dig chicks that take off all their clothes for the purpose of entertaining men. That's why you gotta love that Torrie Wilson posed nude for Playboy. She's hot and a hot girl should be seen naked.

That's life's golden rule. In fact, if you were able to ask some all-knowing being (okay, that's me!) what the meaning of life was -- it'd tell you that life's meaning is to look at hot nude women. So, look at one -- like the new Babe of the Week! I'm scanning these at 1:45 AM because I'm having trouble sleeping, so you really owe it to me to have a look.

Klonoa 2 roxors! --
I finished Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil for the first time this morning before work and I must say that I am pretty pleased with the game. It has some really great puzzle designs and the latter levels actually do a wonderful job of testing your old-school platform gaming reflexes. Outside of the GBA, you just don't see these kinds of games in this day and age -- and you won't get graphics this pretty on Nintendo's little handheld.

The only knock would be that it's kind of on the short side, but I was able to get a full week out of it because of my busy schedule that only allowed me maybe an hour a day on it. Well worth the $10 I paid for it and more. Not to mention it's the type of game that I could see myself playing through more than once all the way through. Get it if you can find it cheap.

My eBay and Craig's List items --
I'm doing this right here more to fill up space than anything -- if I don't, the Babe of the Week pictures to the right fucks up the format of the page. So, umm, I still have seven items left for auction on everyone's favorite auction site, eBay. Just click to view my current auctions if you're interested.

My Pioneer HTD-510 Home Theater System is still available on Craig's List, as well. But this is only available to those that are local to me because I won't ship all this shit because it's way too damn heavy. I've recently dropped the price down from $300 to $250, so it's a steal and whatnot.

Wednesday, April 2, 2003

Nearly 40,000 strong --
It's not close to the 2 million that would frequent my old site every month, but 39,473 is a fair amount of unique individuals to have visit my personal website in any given month. That's apparently the number of different people that viewed my site in the month of March. I wish I could say that all came to read all about me, but, let's face it, the babes are responsible for a lot of this traffic. And while we're on the subject of babes...I promise you a new one either later tonight or by the end of the day tomorrow. I'm just stuck on who I should give it to. Peace out.

I actually planned a pretty elaborate April Fool's joke for yesterday, but didn't get around to posting it because I got home from work so late and was too tired to do anything (didn't even play any Zelda!). I guess you'll have to wait until next year if you're still visiting.

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