Monday, April 29, 2002

"Jennifer Love Hewitt has Milky Breasts™" - David Toole

A Party of Two Watermelons --
This week's recipient of the honor of being named Dave's Babe of the Week is none other than Jennifer Love Hewitt. J-Love, Love, God Damn Her Breasts Are Nice, or whatever you call Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the hottest actresses of our time. And apparently, she beat Britney Spears in a wet t-shirt contest. Well, it might not be true, but there's a picture of it in this edition of Dave's Babe of the Week.

Games do come back --
One of my friends from Redding stopped by Sunday (Hi Kenny!) for a very brief visit and dropped off a few of the games that I had let him borrow before I left for San Francisco about 2-3 years ago. The visit was short and sweet and my PlayStation collection now has 229 titles, with ReBoot, Ghost in the Shell, and Star Ocean: The Second Story being the returned titles.

Completely unrelated to the visit, I've updated my list of Super NES games to include two titles that I purchased at Funcoland a week ago -- Act Raiser and Secret of Evermore. Next up on my list of games to get for the SNES include Secret of Mana and Earthbound.

Sunday, April 28, 2002

24/7 --
All I got to say is thank god for 24 hour stores. Normally I wouldn't think much of it because back when I lived on the east coast they seemed to be everywhere. But here in San Francisco, it's hard to find anything open 24 hours a day and 7 days a week with the exception of 7/11. I'm used to having a lot of grocery stores and places like Wal-Mart available to me when I'm up at 4 AM with nothing to do (already did the deed a few times and need to reload...). 

Just the nipples --
I can't seem to please everyone. Or can I? The full video was just too large for some and the still photograph just enough for others. So what am I going to do? Just post a shorter version of the video that just showcases the appearance of the nipples. 

[ 7.02 MB 640x480 QuickTime ]

Early morning edition of Dear Dave --
I'm drinking some Diet 7-Up and eating some Premium Quality Lay's Bistro Gourmet Potato Chips while I try and come up with some good answers to your questions in today's update to Dear Dave. It's still early in the morning, so please don't be too hard on me if this update sucks. 

Thursday, April 25, 2002

Hello world! --
Since some of you have voiced concerns over the size of the movie I posted yesterday of the Babes of E3 video, I've decided to go ahead and give you a simple picture showing the booth babe's breasts before and after I made her horny. 

Wednesday, April 24, 2002

Watch this booth babe's nipples get hard live on camera as she hears my sexy voice.

It'll make your nipples hard --
Back in May of 2000, I was given the dubious task of running around the E3 show floor on the final day of the event to film footage of the booth babes. The footage that I collected was then put together and made into a "Babes of E3" video that we let the masses have a look at. 

While booth babe videos had been done before this and many more have been done since, none have been quite like this one. What differentiates this movie from the rest is the way that my sexy voice and boyish good looks managed to make a booth babe's nipples harden right in front of the camera. Yes, that's right. In the massive QuickTime video that I'm making available to you today, you'll be able to see this booth babe's nipples harden right in front of your eyes, as she fields my stupid questions.  

So what in the hell are you waiting for? Download this huge 41.9 MB, 640x480 QuickTime movie and see some nipples pop up out of nowhere. Just keep in mind that due to the size and resolution of the movie and its compression format that it might not run all that well on your computer unless it has some muscle behind it.

100% Geek --
I might seem like a super cool mega dude, but I'm all geek on the inside. Don't believe me. Well, last night I picked up both the Transformers Season 1 Box Set on DVD and the just released soundtrack for Episode II. The Transformers DVD, plus Cowboy Bebop 5 & 6, Scent of a Woman and Dancing at the Blue Iguana, have been added to my growing DVD Collection (125 total DVDs).

Monday, April 22, 2002

Mandy is all smiles.

A Legal Babe of the Week --
As reported previously, Mandy Moore celebrated her 18th birthday on April 10, 2002, thus becoming legal in all 50 states. In honor of Mandy's big milestone, I had no choice to name her Dave's Babe of the Week. 

Oh yeah, have I mentioned that I like nipples? Yes, nipples are delicious and so are the photos in this update to Dave's Babe of the Week. 

What the f...? --
Do you think it would be cool to win a golf tournament and get a trophy that was shaped like a giant pussy? It'd be pretty unique, that's for sure. But you'd never see something like this happen because it would be politically incorrect and would be considered demeaning to women. 

While that scenario would never happen, it appears that it's perfectly fine to award a a woman that wins a golf tournament a trophy that looks like a giant cock. How do I know it'd be okay? Because it has happened and here's some proof. 

This is an AP Photo of Cristie Kerr kissing a trophy that she received for winning the LPGA Long Drugs Challenge at the Twelve Bridges Golf Club in Lincoln, CA on Sunday, April 21, 2002. Now that's a HUGE cock. 

Sunday, April 21, 2002

No 4/20 Update --
I apologize for not updating yesterday but for some reason I was pretty sleepy all day and had to deal with a serious case of the munchies, so food took priority over doing work. Never even thought about updating the site. Got a nice update for you today to make up for it, though.

Boobies are good!

Gotta love Britney's boobies --
This girl needs to do two things before the end of this year -- 1) Pose nude in a magazine or for my website. 2) Go out with me and experience what sex with a REAL man is like. If she does those two things, her life will be complete and she'll live happily ever after. 

Anyway, here are some more pictures of Britney sunbathing topless down at Miami Beach a couple of weeks ago. She did a good job of covering herself up, but you can let your imagination fill in the nips.

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Some Sunday Dear Dave goodness --
It's your emails and my responses to them. Exciting, isn't it? I hope some of your are excited a little or else I've been wasting time that I could've spent masturbating to the mental image of this hot chick I saw working at Outback last night. Dear Dave has been updated, so just click on the link and go read it. Please.

Friday, April 19, 2002

Crabs and other sick stuff in Dear Dave --
My sleep schedule has been all screwed up, so you're getting a 5AM update to "Dear Dave". In this morning's update, you'll find a variety of topics covered including a sure-fire way to get rid of crabs, my plot to let Britney, Christina and Mandy experience my Super Penis™ and a whole lot more. You know you want to read "Dear Dave", so stop playing around and click the link. 

Wednesday, April 17, 2002

The Z Boards are now open --
I've received enough feedback to warrant at least trying to see if a message board with my user base is worthwhile. Don't expect a huge presence or getting instant feedback to your posts because I don't really see enough people checking it out for that, but I figure that enough of you want one that at least you guys will be pleased. 

Instead of coding my own and running it on my server, I've decided to go ahead and just use the EZ Boards because I figure most of you would be familiar to the format. If it doesn't work out, I could always change it down the road.  So, what are you waiting for? You asked for it, so go post on my all-new message board!

Tuesday, April 16, 2002

Christina is really cute when she's not made up like a whore.

The DVD collection grows --
I went to Best Buy after work and picked up some goodies, including four new movies that you can now find in my DVD collection. The movies I purchased were Training Day (heard it was a must-have flick), Never Been Kissed (yeah, I know...but it has Jessica Alba in it), Chasing Amy (I'm a fan of Kevin Smith), and Serendipity (never heard of it, but after watching Pearl Harbor, I developed a crush for Kate Beckinsale. Plus, it has John Cusack in it and I usually like his movies.). 

I almost picked up the soundtrack for A Walk To Remember and some CD by this hot country music singer named Cyndi Thomson, but I put them back at the last minute. I guess it just wasn't meant to be today and neither of those two CDs will be on the big music CD list once I get all my crap cataloged, which should be later this week if you're interested. 

Message Boards? --
Send me an email if you want me to setup a message board for this page. A couple people have emailed requesting one, but I don't think there'd be enough interest to warrant setting one up. A message board with 10 people posting on it won't be all that cool. So, drop me an email if you think one would be cool and if there's enough interest, I'll add one to the site. 

The car repairs can wait --
I went to drop off the car at the auto mechanic in the morning but was told that they wouldn't have time to get the rack and pinion replaced today, so I just took the thing to work. It drove so well that I've decided to hold off on the repairs and play a little wait and see. 

The first mechanic, who quoted me at $1,000+, said that the steering could completely lock-up at any time, but I don't buy it. I figure I have some time with the steering at its current state and will see how long I can take it. 

Monday, April 15, 2002

Please get up, please...

A Super Babe of the Week --
The woman being given the honor of being named this week's Dave's Babe of the Week is supermodel and super mom Niki Taylor. Niki has had a pretty tough year, as she's had to recover from an auto accident last April that almost took her life, but she seems to be on the right track back to normalcy and this distinction of being Dave's Babe of the Week should make things all the more better. Congrats, Niki. You deserve it!

Fixing the car --
Today's the day that I get to drop off the ole '89 Honda Accord at the auto mechanic to have the rack and pinion steering replaced for a mere $500. Normally, I'd think of that as a shit load of money to fix a car, but it seems like peanuts compared to the initial quotes that I received from the first few places I called, which were in the $1000+ range. 

Hopefully this'll be the last repair for a while because I'd like to save up some money for frivolous things like a new CD player (the one that's in there has a mind of its own...), a giant spoiler, and stickers to plaster all over the body of the car. 

Just for kicks, I'll take some pictures of my car sometime just so you guys know what I'm picking up the ladies in. If anything, it'll be good for a few laughs because of its useless luggage rack and idiotic bumper stickers that were on it when I bought the damn thing. If NFL 2K3 sells 3 million units, I'll replace the Accord with something that'll give people a better indication about the size of my penis. 

Sunday, April 14, 2002

Small But Thick --
My Dear Dave update for today is a bit smaller than I expected because a few of the letters I had sitting in my inbox were actually junk or personal...and some a combination of both. Still, Dear Dave has been update for your reading pleasure and if you didn't check the site yesterday, you can also go ahead and read Saturday's update that was a bit larger. 

Saturday, April 13, 2002

I no longer need to feel like a criminal...I'm still a pervert, though.

Happy Belated Birthday Mandy Moore! --
That's right fellas. The adorably cute Amanda Leigh Moore celebrated her 18th birthday this past Wednesday, April 10, 2002. Meaning that the platinum recording artist who brought us hits like "I Wanna Be With You" and "Candy" and star of the feature film "A Walk To Remember" is now legal in all 50 States. Our Mandy is all growns up!

It doesn't make me any less of a pervert when I'm turning the earthworm into a spitting cobra with the young Ms. Moore on my mind, but at least I will no longer feel like I'm doing something that's against the law. 

Christina Aguilera has nipples? --
As if the news of Mandy Moore's legality isn't enough to make any grown man sexually stimulated, I have even more special goods to deliver your way. With the help of "WS", I've been able to confirm that the 21-year-old pop star, Grammy-winning recording artist, and former Dave's Babe of the Week, Christina Aguilera, has NIPPLES! Yes, you read that correctly -- I have irrefutable proof that Christina Aguilera has nipples. If you don't believe me or just want to see the proof with your very own eyes, just take a look for yourself.

Friday, April 12, 2002

Late night at the office --
It's 2AM here on the West Side of the good ole United States of America and I'm sitting here in my office laboring away on NFL 2K3. Well, I'm actually taking a little break from my work as it would be pretty damn hard to type this crap up while working on the game at the same time. Forgive me, it's late (or early?) and my mind needs a time out. 

The problem is that even when I want to rest my brain, it never seems to stop thinking. When it's not thinking about work, girls, sports or videogames, my massively huge and powerful brain will often begin conjuring up strange thoughts. Stupid things like ideas for movies that I'd want to do if I ever had a few million bucks to throw away and just wanted to screw with the minds of the masses. And I'm talking about really stupid ideas, like making a movie where the first five minutes is the BEST car chase that you could ever imagine and then follow it with 90 minutes of the sappiest love story imaginable. To top it off, have the trailers show nothing but footage from the car chase sequence. Yes, I know. It's idiotic, but my brain can't stop working and when I try to give it a rest, it comes up with these stupid ideas.  

The reason I bring this up is that as I'm sitting here at work trying to let my brain take a few minutes off, it keeps trying to make me do some screwed up things. For one, my brain keeps suggesting that I take me clothes off. Sure, it's 2AM and I'm normally naked at this time of the day...but, being naked at work just isn't appropriate. My brain also keeps trying to make me bludgeon the beefsteak. Again, I can see why it wants me to do this because when at home I would normally have already filled a few 2-liter bottles by this time of the day...but work isn't really the right place to do this, either.  

Well, I guess I'll just get back to work because my brain obviously needs to stay busy or it'll keep coming up with these stupid ideas.  

Wednesday, April 10, 2002

Britney Down Under --
Back on the 1st of April I posted some pics of Britney Spears sunbathing on a yacht off of Florida and mentioned that it was the 2nd time that she was photographed while doing this sort of thing. Well, I've gotten a lot of emails from people asking if I could put up the pictures from her first sunbathing escapade because they haven't seen them before (I had put a few of them up in a few of my IGNPS2 Letters updates...). 

Well, here they are. Most of these photos have her in a two-piece and the ones where her top is off don't really show anything. But, they're nice pics nonetheless. 

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On a related front, if you haven't already you ought to check out IGNPS2's interview with Britney Spears. Even though I no longer work there, Doug was kind enough to let me come up with a bunch of interview questions. It was only an email interview, though, and about 20 or so of my questions went unanswered. So it wasn't nearly as good as it could've been. Even still, it's good for a laugh or two and worth giving a quick read. 

Tuesday, April 9, 2002

My Nintendo Software --
Saved the best for last? Depends on where your personal bias lies. Anyway, today you get a look at my software collections for Nintendo's gaming consoles -- the NES, Super NES, Nintendo 64 and Nintendo GameCube.

A Classic DaveZ Interview --
I never got to sit down and do a Q&A with The Rock as I had dreamed, but I did get to interview this wrestler named Raven when I was doing that IGN thing. In case you missed it the first time, lets take a look back at my One-on-One Interview With ECW Star Raven on IGNPSX. I was damn close to getting my own ass shoved down my throat because he was extremely pissed at me by the end of the interview. 

Three straight days of Dear Dave --
The Gods must be smiling down on you because you're getting a Dear Dave update for a third consecutive day. This was supposed to only be a weekly column, too. It's like finding a girl that loves giving blow jobs, will do anal, and enjoys cooking and cleaning. 

Car repairs suck --
It seems that you either have a new car and monthly payments or an old car and monthly repair bills. I have the latter. After paying $381.72 to replace all four tires on my '89 Honda Accord LXi, I found out that my rack and pinion was near death. It's going to take me upwards of $1,000 to fix the damn thing, too. Luckily for me, I just sold some Snowball stock, so I'll have the cash to do it. But there goes my plan to buy a Real Doll with my earnings...

Monday, April 8, 2002

Monday Dear Dave Update --
I've gotten a bit behind with my email, so I'm going to have to do several Dear Dave updates this week instead of just one. A wide range of topics are covered in this surprise update.

Damn! This women be fine!

An Amazing Babe of the Week --
If you don't already have Laetitia Casta in your Spank Bank™ then you should just cut off your penis right now because you don't deserve to have one. Laetitia Maria Laure Casta is one of the finest pieces of ass that the world has ever seen and she has just received the honor of being Dave's Babe of the Week. 

Having already graced the cover of more than 80 fashion magazines across the globe, she has already made her mark as one of the most popular models of her time. But now, with the honor of being named Dave's Babe of the Week she has something that no other supermodel has yet won. Congratulations, Laetitia. Oh, yeah, be warned. This Dave's Babe of the Week contains some nudity, so enter at your own risk. It's artistic, though, so don't worry about it too much. 

You know you're out of shape when... --
...you're sore the day after going bowling. Yep, that's right. I'm sore from bowling a mere 18 frames. Part of the blame lies with the fact that I spent the last six frames trying to see just how fast I could roll the 16 lb ball down the lane, but it's pretty embarrassing nonetheless. I guess I could use this as a sign to start working out, but I've been telling people that I wouldn't see my 30th birthday for the past 5-6 years and I don't want to be wrong. 

Sunday, April 7, 2002

Let's go bowling -- 
Inspired by The Big Lebowski and Kingpin, Sam, Dave and I decided to hit the Serra Bowl in Daly City for some bowling. The bowling was fun but a bit short-lived as we weren't expecting the $31/hour price tag -- our game shutdown before the end of the 8th frame in only our second game. I remember back when bowling was hella cheap...ah, the good old days...when you could just club a woman and take her back to your cave and go bowling for three to four hours and spend less than $20. 

If you're keeping score at home, I won the first game and Toole was leading the second. I was readying for a comeback, but I guess we'll never know if I would've succeeded or not. I did succeed in rolling the ball at 22.33 MPH, which was infinitely faster than anyone else at the entire alley was doing. I'm a God like that. Anyway, for a look at some incredibly boring pictures from our bowling night, head to the Photo Gallery.

Large Dear Dave update --
It's large and in charge. I would make another Charles joke, but I've done that already and it was stupid the first time. Anyway, Mandy Moore is fucking cute (I'm watching her DVD right now...I like watching my teen pop star videos when I'm working on stuff). Oh, yeah, the Dear Dave section has been updated with lots of letters.

Saturday, April 6, 2002

Movie Night at Sam and Dave's --
It was really cold and wet out tonight and bar hopping didn't seem all that enticing so we made it a movie night. We started the evening off with one of the most remarkable films ever made, Wing Commander (there's a whole lot of sarcasm in my voice right now, by the way). 

Then to help make the pain go away, we put on The Big Lebowski and made ourselves a bunch of White Russians, which is the only thing you can drink when watching this movie. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

We then capped off the gala with Kingpin, yet another masterful flick (no sarcasm this time). I'm a wee bit drunk, so I must get to bed. Tomorrow, we shall all go bowling. If you're lucky, I'll take pictures. 

Five More DVDs -- 
I went out and bought five more DVDs -- True Lies, Platoon, Fight Club, The Thin Red Line and Saving Private Ryan. This brings my DVD collection to 116 (remember, two of them aren't in the database).

More of my collections --
Since I've gotten most of my big collections out of the way, I've decided to go ahead and do several of my small ones at once instead of just giving you one a day and stretching this shit out. For today, you're getting a look at my game collections for the Sega Genesis, Sega CD, Microsoft Xbox, Turbo Grafx/Duo, and Atari Jaguar. 

Thursday, April 4, 2002

My Sega Saturn software collection -- 
While it wasn't my first console by a long shot, it is the system that really got me my start in the videogame industry. If not for Sega's brilliant 32-bit system, the Sega Saturn, I would have never gotten the job at Working Designs, which then led to employment opportunities at IGN and now Visual Concepts. 

Wednesday, April 3, 2002

My Dreamcast software collection -- 
I've just added the list of games that I currently own for the Sega Dreamcast. Since I haven't really worked on a DC site, I've actually had to buy the majority of these games. The only ones that I didn't purchase are all the launch games on the list, as I got those and a Dreamcast console for free shortly before I stopped doing Eidolon Gamers' Society. 

Tuesday, April 2, 2002

My PSX software collection -- 
You've seen my DVD and PS2 so now it's time to move on to what's my largest software library -- my PlayStation Software collection. I currently have about 221 games for Sony's venerable 32-bit console that helped changed the industry. FYI, my favorite game on PlayStation is currently Castlevania: Symphony of the Night with a close second to Metal Gear Solid. 

Britney's pink panties -- 
If this keeps up, I'm going to have to turn this into some kind of Britney Spears picture site. I've found a couple more sexy new pictures of the 20-year-old Goddess, including one where you get a nice look at her pink panties. Yummy. 

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The first image gives a nice look at the young lady just looking damn sexy and image #2 gives you a nice look at the young lady's panties and ass hanging out of her jeans. I don't know about you, but my Spank Bank™ definitely has a couple of new entries. 

Monday, April 1, 2002

Halle has made history yet again.

A Historical Babe of the Week --
You are witnessing history today. With the naming of Halle Berry as this week's Dave's Babe of the Week, the Oscar-winning actress has become the FIRST-EVER thirty-something winner. Yes, that's right, Halle is the first to receive this honor to be in her 30s. In fact, she's the first to be born in a decade prior to the 80s. Guess this proves once and for all that my perversion isn't constrained to the youngest members of the fairer sex. 

My PS2 software collection -- 
I haven't been able to find an online site like DVDAficionado to catalogue my videogames (btw, I know of places that catalogue videogames, but not with the same kind of import technology of this DVD site -- I do NOT want to have to input all the games individually), so I've decided to just put them up on this site in a simple raw list.  

In the coming weeks I'll begin posting lists of all my games for the other consoles, as well, but I've opted to begin things with my PS2 software collection since it's the system that's currently my most used and loved. 

Britney Spears sunbathing topless again -- 
My friends, it looks like Ms. Britney Jeans Spears is at it again with the topless sunbathing. First, she was photographed sunbathing topless at some hotspot in Australia and this time she was caught in the act of getting her bodacious boobies some sun on a yacht off Miami Beach in Florida. Seeing that she's so fond of going topless for the sun, doing a fully nude spread can't really be all that far behind. We can only hope. Anyway, here are two of the Britney sunbathing photos:

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In the first picture, Brit is the girl on the left with her hand covering her breasts and in the 2nd image, she's the girl on the far right wearing the very short orange shorts. Please go ahead and let your imagination run wild, my dear children.

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