French Soccer’s Underage Ho

Apparently there’s some big scandal surrounding France’s national soccer team because a bunch of the team’s squad paid a shit ton of money each to get down and dirty with a prostitute that happened to be as young as 16 and 17 years old at the time of the cash donations. I don’t get why it’s such a big deal because prostitution should be legal and so should 16 when a girl looks like this.

I’ll take a cue from Simon Cowell and be honest here — the prostitute in question, Zahia Dehar, is kind of butter in my humble opinion. There’s just something not right about her face. Her tater tots also trouble me a bit because it seems like her nips aren’t where they ought to be. It’s as if they’re on the side of her air bags instead of the front. All that said, this Babe of the Week seems built for the sole purpose of getting fucked. I believe in all my heart that the reason this woman was put on this planet was to have guys bang the living crap out of her and she do the same to them.

It’s this fact, as far as I’m concerned, that makes it stupid that prostitution is illegal. The reason this girl is on this planet is to please dudes and it would’ve been a disservice to her and humanity if she decided to do anything else with her life. Prostitution should be legal and socially accepted and guidance counselors should push young women into this lucrative field if it’s really the best thing they have in their favor. Dave Z has spoken.

  • V2 Cigs electronic cigarettes - Break Free From The Pack!