Roxxxy The Sex Robot
by Dave Z on Jan.16, 2010, under Blog
I’m hoping “sexbot” was already trademarked or the makers of the world’s first ever “sex robot” might’ve missed out on the perfect name. Dubbed Roxxxy the Sex Robot, the rubber life sized replica of a female can’t actually move, but it’ll talk to you and respond to touches and movement — and let you fuck it, obviously.
Her personality can also be designed to maker her super wild or as frigid as the Great Lakes in winter (I’m assuming this works perfectly for wannabe rapists). She laughs, she snores, she talks, she can take three dicks at once, she loves, she hates and she never has a headache. And the best thing about Roxxxy is that she’ll only cost you between $7 & $9k, which is substantially cheaper than a real girlfriend and not as big of a dent in the wallet as going to prison for some sexually deviant act would be.
If you’re a freak-a-leak and are itching to buy Roxxxy or just interested in seeing another clue that humanity is on its last legs, check out this very informative video from Youtube.
