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My laziness on this vacation has helped me find a bounty of new Spank Bank™ material, as you can clearly see from today’s trio of updates. One of which is the stunning young Latina actress Seychelle Gabriel. Once I saw her while watching Weeds, my penis fell in love with her and wanted to be in every single one of her six sexually penetrable orifices.

My one fear was that she wasn’t quite yet legal, but my sources suggest that she’s at least 18 years old at the moment and thus perfectly legal to sexually pleasure in all 50 states. The only thing holding me back at the moment is the need for a “yes” from her, but I’m sure that’ll come once I’ll able to meet and charm the hell outta her with my wit and raw sex appeal. While you eagerly await our sex tape, check out her pictures as my Babe of the Week.