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Halloween was an epic fail for the most part. After a two-hour wait in line, I wasn’t able to get into Gypsy because of the aforementioned “New Years Eve Incident” and then after an hour wait to get into Estate they decided to shut down the line and stop letting people in. As such, the main highlights of the evening was seeing the smoking hot Brazilian chick from Miami (probably the hottest girl I’ve seen in Boston), seeing some drunk blonde chick take a nose dive while trying to step over the ropes in front of Estate (she fell and went face first into the pavement, likely breaking her nose), and finally my boy Harris, who was dressed as a cop, dealing with this extremely emotional drunk guy.

The latter was by far one of the most comical events I’ve witnessed in a long time. Harris’ cop costume was so good that even the real Boston cops thought he was real and were left impressed. People all night were thinking he was the real deal, including this drunk guy that got kicked out of Estate and was desperately trying to get in contact with his boys. He started begging Harris to help him out because he thought he was a real police officer and Harris played the part perfectly. This shit went on for at least 15 minutes and Harris even had the guy try and do his ABC’s backwards at one point and this made me just lose it and have to turn around and cover my mouth to keep the laughter down.

The guy never caught on that Harris wasn’t a real cop and my boy kept in character the entire time. There was even this point where the guy was in tears begging Harris to put him in jail because he was from Lawrence, MA and this was his first time ever in Boston and didn’t want to sleep on the streets. He was in tears, constantly calling him sir, apologizing, and just begging relentlessly for assistance. He kept saying how he wasn’t really that drunk and that while he does get belligerent some times that he didn’t deserve to be kicked out (I’ve been there before!). It was just beyond comical and saved what was ultimately a complete failure of a night.